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I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by GlobalGisting(m): 11:59am On Jun 25, 2017 |
I just am still feeling somehow. Let me start from the top. I moved into a new flat in Benin City recently. But I left my things in my other apt in Lagos. So I am still putting the House in order. I only have my electronics in the parlour but the rooms have been fixed up. I also have paid the guys making the seats but they are yet to finish up so in d interim I am using the carton of my TV to lay in the parlour while I watch TV whenever I'm home. So this morning, I woke up said my prayers and stepped into the parlour. Opened the front door briefly and locked it, went back to my bathroom and washed my mouth. Then came back into the parlour to watch morning news. I layed on the carton as I always do, but I was feeling some movement beneath the foamed part where I rest my head, at first I felt it was the from adjusting but on a second thought I got up to arrange it. As I took the white foam up to shift it a little higher, lo and behold, a snake crawled out from beneath my "pillow". I felt like disappearing. I screamed snake and my cousin who came in yesterday ran out of his room and gallantly killed the snake. Usually I don't get afraid, I killed animals and even went hunting in the past, but this was a close call. I've been so full of thanks to God. "Though I "sleep" on snakes...I shall not be bitten. My chair must be finished tomorrow wether they like it or not. I've been patient enough. Make Una thank God for me oo 195 Likes 11 Shares
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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by fran6co(m): 12:02pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
lala 1 Like |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by gabinogem(m): 12:03pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Lalastic lunch done set .... But wait ooh OP na ur bedroom be that!? 13 Likes |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by GlobalGisting(m): 12:09pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
gabinogem: Nope. My sitting room where I use the carton temporarily till they bring my seats. 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by ifyalways(f): 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Scary 4 Likes |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Airtimex(m): 12:13pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Snake is ur friend...why being hash It could have bitten u if it wanted to...your company is ok for the snake.... 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Heshei: 12:13pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
What way to welcome you home OP... You better be sure to fumigate the whole room cos you dont know how many are still laying around a soft corner. Ignore those that will soon come here to castigate you for killing an harmless bla bla bla bla bla ... common mosquitoe they kill with passion You have been preserved cos you are preferred. Give serious Thanks. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I came back from shift and I saw my highest like on Nairaland... I also like that feeling. So my prayer goes to everyone that have liked this comment for whatsoever reason... As you step out this week... Every where you go for consideration of your proposal will be liked, accepted and preferred above all. Men will bend protocol for you and say " I don't know how you pray or what you pray to...but I just like you and will love to have you in on this job" 256 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by thesicilian: 12:14pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
The snake is obviously harmless. Why did you kill it? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Ehiscotch(m): 12:15pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
The snake has jejely been doing caretaker in your absence & you decide to repay it this way - LALA. 28 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by thesicilian: 12:23pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Heshei: Are you aware that the mosquito is the most dangerous animal in the world, killing almost a million people worldwide every year? 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Heshei: 12:30pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
thesicilian: I am sir... 6 Likes |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by diablos: 12:31pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Dude u just killed ur spiritual wife...more nightmares ahead 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by ITbomb(m): 12:34pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
As the room empty like this, snake still enter and you dey pray to bring in the chairs. if I were you I would take out everything from the bedroom fumigate and stay away for a week 54 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by thesicilian: 12:38pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Heshei:So you can't blame us for killing every mosquito we see and choosing to let some snakes go scot free. At least we also know that up to 90% of snakes are non poisonous. 1 Like |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by jessejunior(m): 12:47pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Op na God save you oh 1 Like |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Heshei: 12:49pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
thesicilian: Alright . 12 Likes |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 1:04pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Op, Thank God for your life. If I were in your shoes I would have relocated. I dislike snakes. This is a testimony. 7 Likes |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by jieta: 2:15pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Jesus, indeed you prayed and God answered your prayers. please go to church and share this testimony. 2 Likes |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by SULPHUROXIDE: 2:22pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Thank God for your Life. |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Holy! Lalasticlala, mynd44 comman see a close call |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by sisisioge: 3:07pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Dearlordinheaven! I couldn't finish this. Now I have to check my beddings every time I want to go near the bed 2 Likes |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by gabinogem(m): 4:38pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
GlobalGisting:ok...thank God you killed the creature. 1 Like |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Juliearth(f): 5:02pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
GlobalGisting: Dann! This sent cold shivers down my spine. God is indeed great,thank God for your life. 15 Likes |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Jesus!
See big long snake. Thank God it didn't bite you. That's a poisonous one. Lalasticala issa front page material oh. Food iyaf done! |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by ayanbaba2(m): 7:06pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
you've just been saved Bro! Glory to God! your heart beat that time will be 12btsper-second. 5 Likes |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
That's scary for real. You need to fumigate your house, try to get a mat and a proper pillow 4 Likes |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by enemyofprogress: 10:02pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Lala just dey follow nairalander everywhere they go 1 Like |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by jchioma: 10:02pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
That house needs total fumigation. 1 Like |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Aare2050(m): 10:03pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
Kk |
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Benekruku(m): 10:03pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
The snakes family re coming for you tonight They will smell the pathway of there own down to your house and anything living there would be biten to coma! Just leave the house for good 8 Likes 3 Shares |
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