you get mind oo

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The first nairalander to protect wildlife. You can even start snake farming with that and try and catch other snakes. You can sell to Pharmaceutical compainies and researchers. You can also be employer of labour with such snake farming.

karlz:

bia op you beta listen to wisdom b4 water go pass garium sulphide, dont end up as food for a reptile, starve the creepy thing out, il attend the funeral self with my paddy johnny walker and sis mary jay. I once had a little "genie" like this I kept in a bottle, but when she start to grow nwanne afraid catch me...genie ended up as barbecue in a bottle under hot sun.

lol.. nwanne you dey craze o barbecue

Aww, I actually enjoyed reading that.

EkoErrands:
So after all the civil engineering had been completed I now put the building on top one land way I been get since 2010.

Na there SIMBA go dey till I need to put another gecko inside for am. That will be in 2 weeks time. I go update una sha!

But I don tell SIMBA not to tamper with my Honey or my blender on that my piece of land if not I go evict am sharp sharp without further warning

lol ; D I like your sense of humor Bro

lexy2014:
then u are not captain jack sparrow, d one and only

Hahahaha Bros leave the name o. Snake no get joy

EkoErrands:
I woke up this morning to check on SIMBA

And she doing quiet well

OK?

What if u woke and dint meet SIMBA there??

I sure say u go don 'abandon house'

Bro, be extra careful, that snake is poisonous...

Jacksparr0w127:
you have no clue bro

When you put your hand inside shoe, how come the snake no bite you?

This has made day. Thanks to the OP

dumo1:

When you put your hand inside shoe, how come the snake no bite you?

Not hoe. Inside my boot actually. I guess it's head was not facing me. Or probably it's not the type that reacts quick

Op wehdonesir

Kai...

Op you get mind no be small, if i be your friend i no go ever enter that your house again. Afraid is even catching me for you.

I like the narrative. Op well done

But which kind Gecko fat like this na Biko?

Jacksparr0w127:
Hahahaha Bros leave the name o. Snake no get joy

I feel u bros. u no say na so snake de fear us too...at least at first

Decypher:
lol.. nwanne you dey craze o barbecue

nwanne help me beg this o.p, genie wasnt even this long before i offered her as a burnt offering to the sun god, life is precious.

Wawuu!!!

CoolSmithz:
so you stood and took pictures

hope i will follow season 2

dipznano:



OK?

What if u woke and dint meet SIMBA there??

I sure say u go don 'abandon house'

Na to go buy another bottle of sniper immediately

Op forgot the american has good facilities to counter any poison. here in naija, you wont even make the emergency list in a local hospital.

EkoErrands:


Any how is a how my brother

anyhu, I enjoyed ur piece.it was beautiful. u showed great skill in building d story with each detail as it unfolded. good work

makydebbie:
Your experience is frightening.

How were you not able to faint? That's so scary.

"how were you not able to faint?"

chai! this girl is funny!

Best snake thread ever

Omg! I decided to disable the image settings on my phone to avoid seeing the picture of the snake but i'm literary shaking as i'm typing this. The short stories of the Op and stories of various snake encounter is chilling. Smh!

Bros, u for tell us to meet SIMBA, your new Jazz item...

This op is definitely crazy. Just standby, I'm calling for air strike on your location.

EkoErrands thank you so much for making me laugh. Your sense of humour is quite refreshing. Handle your pet with care OK...

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ehhhh

ConcernedNL:


I won't lie, I'm laughing hard at ur post. But op throw the snake away, it killed the gecko with venom not mere constriction. Hope you know antivenoms are rare. Don't kill itself bro.

Gbam! That was accurate analysis. That tiny snake cannot contstict a lively gecko without first of all poisoning it. Op that small thing can kill you. How do you intend to feed it. When you open the jar to drop in new meal, won't it spring at you

lexy2014:
anyhu, I enjoyed ur piece.it was beautiful. u showed great skill in building d story with each detail as it unfolded. good work

I'm an author too....if you read my book on Amazon "Third world life of John Doe" Laugh will kill you