lol

uglodoh:
If my husband does something wrong who do I report to.? My Pastor?

Mentor

Well said. You nailed it.

The Analog Vs Digital is killing me with laugh

OVA200:
Lalasticlala This is the type of thread we need in front page not Mercy Aigbe palaver or Husspuppy or Hushdoggy.


Op weldone.

abi jare

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Beautiful right up but most ladies are guilty of all this vices,no matter how often they are reminded about it they still end up making same mistakes.

superior494:
1) DARING YOUR HUSBAND TO BEAT YOU:
You block the door way, then dare him to beat you up and see what will happen.A Lot of women have done this and end up regretting.

2) DARING YOUR HUSBAND TO SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN:
You will be making a major mistake if you dare your husband to sleep with another woman.You may live to regret it.

3) NEGLECTING YOUR BODY AND LOOKS BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED:
“I am married i can relax, afterall who is looking at me.?” He married you Slim, sexy and trendy. Next thing you become obessed, dirty and shabbily dressed.
It is the mistake of most careless married women.

4) DENYING YOUR HUSBAND SEX REGULARLY:
You are a career woman;You are an overly religious woman...Hmmm! You feel sex in marriage is secondary, you deny your husband your body regularly, so he is sexually starved and intimacy famished. His Secretary, colleagues, and girls in church are seducing and begging him to come to them but you have padlocked your Jerusalem and expect him not to lust after others. His mind will drift from you towards them.

5) LEAVING YOUR HUSBAND FOR YOUR FEMALE FRIEND TO CATER FOR:
“My dear friend, please be my eye as I travel for this one week, help cater for my husband and my little kids”. By the time you're back, your dear friend has so really helped you by sleeping with your husband and expecting a new baby as continuation from where you stopped.
If at all she hasn't eloped with your man, leaving your children all alone.
It is very stupid to commit your husband into the hands of your beautiful and very active friend.

6) LEAVING YOUR HUSBAND IN THE HANDS OF YOUR HOUSE MAID:
Your maid is the one that cooks,cleans the house, cares for the children and your husband. You suddenly become a lazy bone since the arrival of the maid.All you do is shout and place orders. Not bad! But if your husband feels more love and care from the maid, sister that maid won't struggle to snatch your husband.You are the one graciously giving him to her and those that need him.

7) EMPLOYING A FULLY GROWN, RED BLOODED LADY AS A MAID:
She is fully grown up and well-endowed back and front very tantalizing.She dresses skimpily and sexily like an actress, cat walks like a model and that is your own house maid?
What a mistake!

EMPLOYING A HOUSE GIRL THAT IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU:
Employing a house girl more beautiful than you is a major technical mistake most women make. This means you are using your money to employ a rival for yourself. Don’t be foolish when getting a maid. They act dumb like maids to you for the time being but when your husband starts sleeping with them, you'll be shocked they're more agile than you when they start fighting you.

9) USING ANALOG BRAIN TO LIVE WITH A DIGITAL HUSBAND:
Your husband is growing with ideas and all; you contribute nothing than sitting down at home to eat. He is dressing like a guy with jeans and face cap; you are celebrating the fact that you are a married woman to a yupy cute man. Your husband is on twitter, facebook, Whatsapp, skype etc; the only thing you know about mobile phone is receiving and making calls. Your husband is talking about stock market;you only talk about tomato market. He's talking about Forex; you are talking about fruit and vegetables only. He'll see you so backwards, local and dumb. Upgrade please!

10) FAILING TO COMMIT YOUR FAMILY INTO THE HANDS OF GOD:
A wife won’t do well if she fails to commit her family into the hands of God regularly.Don’t make such mistakes of thinking you are in charge of your husband and marriage and you can handle things. Be prayerful, hand over your family to God daily. May you never labour in vain and another reaps where you've sown!

11) FIGHTING YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW CARELESSLY:
You may fight your Mother-in-law dirty and think you have won especially if she's innocent, you will end up losing. Her son and herself have been friends and lovers for years before you came; may be before you were born. She was the first ‘wife’ of your husband and also the first ‘girlfriend’. Her son cannot divorce her and she is more experienced than you in matrimonial battles, in fact she is a veteran of many conflicts. Yes i know that a wife becomes a priority and number one and some men try to place their mums above their wives . That's stupid and sickening! Apply wisdom and talk to God and your husband about it. But don't come in with the intention to seperate mother and son. Respect a worthy mother inlaw. Not all of them are wicked. Not all are witches. You meet a wicked one, apply wisdom and avoid her ways.

12)TELLING YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE:
When you tell your friends about your sex life and how your husband rocks you, you're indirectly telling them to go have a feel of him. They can size you up and know whether your husband is hot or not, whether he is sexually fulfilled or not. They may even know your husband's “turn on” and use it against him then grab your husband. Most women have carelessly lost their husbands as they boast
to their friends “my husband is too sexually demanding, he is an expert when it comes to sex, he's a horse, he almost kills me in bed, he has a horse size” etc... Your friends will pick informations like this and cover things up where you’ve been failing.

13)REPORTING YOUR HUSBAND TO HIS MUM:
It looks beautiful to report your husband to his Mum,but the end result will hurt you. Most mothers will support their sons any day; children are always right before their Mothers. Seek counsel in the right quarters, never report your husband to his Mum unless his mum is so god fearing, honest and impartial.

14)LETTING CHILDREN TAKE THE PLACE OF YOUR HUSBAND:
Many wives abandon their husbands, denying them of love, care and attention as soon as babies begin to arrive they transfer all affection to their kids. To sleep in bed,they put the Baby inbetween themselves making the man feel lost and the bond divided. No warm hugs, caress etc.

15)USING SEX WRONGLY:
Sex is supposed to bind you both together, it's supposed to create intimacy and love but in many homes it is the bone of contention.Some women do turn sex to a tool of manipulation;
Some use it for trade by barter. Some wives will
suddenly become commanders at home when their husbands touch them for sex, ordering the man around, “go and off the Fan” “go and lock the gate” “go and check whether our children are sleeping” "How about that money I asked you to give me?" Etc...
This is just too bad. Some wives sleep like log of woods in bed while some even wear jean knickers to bed. Nothing sexy! Nothing erotic! Nothing romantic! Nothing Inviting!

If you continue like this you will hurt your marriage deeply and you may destroy your future also . He'll start lusting and chasing sexy daughters of jezebel out there who may fetish him out of home to themselves

A smart wife builds her home, the stupid ones are careless. I know you'll be like....Why can't he have self control and stay faithful? Forget it dear. We are all humans and things push women to do things they never planned.
Be wise!!!!

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Tomatoes market Vs Stock market. Some girls local die. Lol!! That's why I believe mental compatibility is important. Iron sharpeneth Iron. Marry a dunce girl, get ready for mumu kids but marry a smart sensible girl and the kids follow after her. The husband is able to get sound ideas and counsel from her when at a crossroad.

A very good one,...

This proliferation of new generation writers and list drawers sef

uglodoh:
If my husband does something wrong who do I report to.? My Pastor?

I will say you talk to your Husband, instead of reporting because family will always support theirs.

Lol at using analog brain to live with a digital husband

TroubleMaker47:

Na lie!
Rope nkor?

Excellent response!

If you value your "goat", you will invest ina strong rope to tie it down and make sure it does not escape!

We made the mistake one Christmas like that..... goat just disappear on Christmas day!

Anyway, 'sense' is useful only for those who can make use of it.

hmmm

I corcord 100% in Timaya voice

Segadem:
hehe, u never see goat who chop rope before?

Cunning-man die, Cunning-man bury am!

That goat should be prepared to chop iron-chain as well...because e nor dey go anywhere.

Segadem:
hmmmm, the topics that make front page these days about family, gives no options for women.
Is it only women that can mess up their marriages?

Yes, in Nigeria (especially).

Daniyemi:
Why would a sane husband put his wife in a position that he has to dare him to beat her? It is just plain wrong.

A decent man won't be moved whether the maid he is left with his miss world.

A wife shld know sex is an important tool in a marriage. You can't deprive him of that. It is not just a tool to recreate, it is also a tool to bond.

A woman who doesn't care about her looks obviously is creating a room for the husband to cheat. The husband as well as a role to play. He should ensure to correct her, buy her clothes, encourage her. This is a team work.

Can't wait to be a family man.

your reasoning....

ehen!!thank God today is lionel messi's wedding,let him know all this so that his marriage will not be messy.

government77:
Nice write up. This is the type of informative and educative materials that we need. Kudos to the writer.

seconded by me

bezimo:


Tomatoes market Vs Stock market. Some girls local die. Lol!! That's why I believe mental compatibility is important. Iron sharpeneth Iron. Marry a dunce girl, get ready for mumu kids but marry a smart sensible girl and the kids follow after her. The husband is able to get sound ideas and counsel from her when at a crossroad.

even when they hear stock market,they will think is stock fish market!

Adaowerri111:
Goat wey wan lost go still lost

Now you know the REAL meaning of a beautiful WRISTwatch......

nice write up there!

Akshow:
Replace the title with fifteen stupid things couples do that mess up their marriage. All of the above in reverse can apply to men

1. Threatening ur wife with beating.
2. don't dare your wife to sleep with another man
3. Growing pot belly and neglecting ur look as a man.
4. Not phucking ur wife as she deserves to be phucked.
5. Don't leave ur wife for a friend to take care of.
6. Don't leave ur wife or neglect ur wife for ur hot house boy, driver or gate man
7. Employing a full grown man as house boy or gate man.
8. Don't employ a domestic staff hitter than u.
9. Using 1960s mentality of a woman as ur slave in 2017
10. U are the head of the family. Invite God to ur family
11. Fighting ur mother in law unnecessarily.
12. Telling ur friends ur bedroom business.
13. Reporting ur wife to her mum
14. Letting children take over ur love for her.
15. Punishing ur wife with sex.. .. .. hmmmmmmm ur name na sorry.

rubbish,who will loose?shiorrrrr SMH.you are fighting for equality in real life.

Adaowerri111:
Goat wey wan lost go still lost

This is the problem with Nigerian girls! You girls never listen and learn.....una must sha find one nonsense talk!

11) FIGHTING HER MOTHER-IN-LAW: You may fight your Mother-in-law dirty and think you can win, you will end up losing. Her son and herself have been friends and lovers for years; may be before you were born. She was the first ‘wife’ of your husband and also the first ‘girlfriend’. Her son cannot divorce her and she is more experienced than you in matrimonial battles, in fact she is a veteran of many conflicts.

truest fact I've seen in years.veteran of many conflicts. cracked me up though ,no be beans to reach that level after many years.

manikspears:


rubbish,who will loose?shiorrrrr SMH.you are fighting for equality in real life.

What the hell do you mean by who will lose? You think we are still in 1745 abi? Better wake up and clear your eyes.

Aburi001:
Now you know the REAL meaning of a beautiful WRISTwatch......

no o,that is the REAL meaning of temptation

Akshow:
Replace the title with fifteen stupid things couples do that mess up their marriage. All of the above in reverse can apply to men

1. Threatening ur wife with beating.
2. don't dare your wife to sleep with another man
3. Growing pot belly and neglecting ur look as a man.
4. Not phucking ur wife as she deserves to be phucked.
5. Don't leave ur wife for a friend to take care of.
6. Don't leave ur wife or neglect ur wife for ur hot house boy, driver or gate man
7. Employing a full grown man as house boy or gate man.
8. Don't employ a domestic staff hitter than u.
9. Using 1960s mentality of a woman as ur slave in 2017
10. U are the head of the family. Invite God to ur family
11. Fighting ur mother in law unnecessarily.
12. Telling ur friends ur bedroom business.
13. Reporting ur wife to her mum
14. Letting children take over ur love for her.
15. Punishing ur wife with sex.. .. .. hmmmmmmm ur name na sorry.

Most of the things on your list don't apply to men.
For example, if my future wife leaves me because I quarrel with her mother, then she never wanted to stay with me in the first place.

No mind them.

6 7 and 8 was Kate henshaw's undoing

Daboomb:


Cunning-man die, Cunning-man bury am!

That goat should be prepared to chop iron-chain as well...because e nor dey go anywhere.

haba, Mr. Man, iron chain ke? Na lion?