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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by mamagee3(f): 12:24am On Jan 27, 2010 |
You walk around showin off your body cause it sells Plus to avoid the fact that you ain't got skills Mad at me cause I kick that shiit real nigggas feel While 99% of your fans wear high heels Now watch me rip the tat from your arm Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award In front of your mom your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born 2 years ago |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by moracle(m): 4:32pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
I'v got too much SWAG i carry it in a BAG, and damn!!! when it falls off i call it a RAG, cos i'm so dope i'm represented wiv a FLAG, even my looks so cute that i'm flyer than a MAG. So BROV!!! u better don't test me or i'll have to use my KALASHNIKOV, All lyrics were made by moi. MR MORACLE, even my name defines that my being cool, u can't stalk me fool cos u'r dumber than a mule. Originally by me 1 Like |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
Swag, Bag, Rag, Flag, Mag . . . yours is not even worth being a Nursery Rhyme |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by moracle(m): 3:05pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
@Arkinses, hate on my style, hate on my flows, hate on my vocal chords. It all amounts to nothing |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Rhymstein(m): 3:41pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
No wonder,na m.i dey inspire u,dats y u dey rhyme anyhow,wch vocal chords arkinses dey h8 on for NL,did he hear u spew dat thrash dat had no punchline u put up there |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Moder8or: 10:59pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
Punchlines normaly have a punch to them *shrugs* "melt gimmicks everytime I spit with ryhmes like crowds in health clinics cuz every line is sick" - Copywrite "you see me load the clip in the gun? You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run" - Celph Titled "Who's More Lethal then Sick? Im cummin atchu like I Sneezed threw my D*ck" - Copywrite "You should change your name to Nas, cuz when u ask can u out spit chino all you gonna hear is alotta na's" - Chino XL "After that 5ex change, I guess you not the man now. Cut off your arms, you the best MC hands down - Celph Titled "Reject my single, I ain't mad at it, like O.J. getting married again, I'll take another stab at it" - Chino XL "I’m The illest with not a lot 2 prove. I am tasteless like my tongue is surgically removed" - Chino XL "I bring liquor bench press and write rhymes raw, so I raise the bar while raising the bar while raising the bar" - Chino XL "Wanna know what a real pus5y feels like? Stand in a corner and hug yourself real tight" - Celph Titled "I Let the flame spray then forget about u like Farrah Fawcett’s death cuz Micheal Jackson died the same day" - Chino XL "The Closest thing you ever came to a punchline was waiting for refreshments at the park in 89" - Celph Titled |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sinistyle(m): 11:40am On Mar 24, 2010 |
Rappers be trying to find in where they fit in like tetris/ thats why they leave their family morning like breakfast/ they see other nigguhs do it and then they try to follow/ thats why i leave their family mourning like Alonso/ hustle hard-- papoose ft. 50 cent. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sinistyle(m): 11:41am On Mar 24, 2010 |
I got family in high places like Jesus' niece i'm calling--kanye west and slum village |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Lazzaro: 2:34pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
Metaphors started menopause in your mum before you were born, Lyrically u dnt even exist god.(canibus) canibus is unequivocally the illest killing machine in the industry trapped in a maximum security prison sufferin from a severe illness called brilliance'' - canibus |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by tboy1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
When they see me up in traffic they say Jeezy on some other shi.t Send them puzzy niggas runnin straight back to the dealership Young Jeezy - Put On |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 9:37pm On Apr 26, 2010 |
Weezy ft. Yeezy - Lollipop (Remix) I got so much chips I swear they call me Hewlett-Packard |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 5:01am On Apr 28, 2010 |
Cause I'm a murder Y kill O and even U Man I got summer hating on me cause I'm hotter than the sun Spring hating on me cause I ain't neva sprung Win-ter hating on me cause I'm colder than ya'll And I will neva I will neva I will neva FALL I'm being hated by the season So fu ck ya'll who hating for no reason - Lil Wayne Mr Carter |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Loudspeeka(m): 11:59am On Apr 28, 2010 |
y'all like Call SMS & I dont send You ------DEL U cant charge me, I'm too Ugly 2 pay Ur fine ------Pherowshuz Think U've got beef, I'm abbatoir// think U so FLY, U'll be berbecued ------Loudspeeka Educated Fool, I got a PHD a Pretty Huge Dick 2 Bleep Ur girl's health till she gets Sick ------Loudspeeka |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by guente02(m): 12:40pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Yes Boss Guente wit d flow boss, oh boss we cant take it no more, coz so long u scope us, hunger poverty chok us, u said theres a new plan 4 us, its no lie how u gon show us, al men just fighting tinking fuel rising money sinkin, p h c n so blinkin p h c n 2 d fightin, |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sevo(m): 1:05pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
ladies, fellas, gangstas and killers i like to welcome ya to the terror squad thriller. (fat joe ft r kelly) people say MI, who's the best three, i say let's see, me me me. (mi ) i can change ur life, make it so new. make u never want to go back to the old u. i transform her 2 dugati. den i transform me bugatti. cos her form, puts me in trance i transform smaller and she puts me in her pants. (lil wayne - i can transform ya) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 7:19pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Drake - Goodnight & Goodluck I left you a shovel there, you know what to do wit it But I can't call it, maybe you mad cause you fellas lookin' celibate Two things that you are though is jealous and irrelevant uh And I'm official, what's officially true Is callin' names would only be beneficial to you I just tiring you niggas, ya'll the missioning crew I know a response is something that you itchin' to do And YOU? you're smaller to me then a thumb tack Music enjoy it, well I'm just tryna bring the fun back But you makin' out all these dumb tracks, ya LL sixteens Cause I listen to them and I don't call it come BACK |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by chamotex(m): 7:34pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
You might get rich . . . Its guaranteed u gon die, u might get missed . . . for maybe 2 or 3 hours till they light dem spliffs Jadakiss - New York |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by chamotex(m): 7:41pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
I might never sell that much But you can bet your last two quarters I'll never tell that much Picture 'Kiss not come out swingin' That's like seeing 50 at a show and he don't come out singin' Yeah you got a felony but you ain't a predicate Never the King of New York, you live in Conneticuit You don't be in the hoods, you be in the woods Fuckin' with me its where you really gonna be for good I hold a four-five myself Hop out the Range on one-four-five myself This is a true fact Since when has it become cool to get shot and not shoot back Trackmasters shelved you, Bravehearts helped you Then everybody felt u, now I gotta melt you And don't try to pull rank on 'Kiss Cause the niggas I'mma send to do it ain't gon' miss Be laid up stiff, I spit straight up piff I did real songs with Big, no made up shits And I don't have a problem with clout You aint get shot again yet, so whats your second album about? (Nothing) Your raps are preschool You made a lot money, now be cool Before I swell up your lips like seafood Can I get a mic check? You don't stand a chance at the dance with me dogs You steps ain't right yet The Block is just fine, home the D's straight Most likely your new CD is a weed plate A bunch of love songs One hundred precent pure garbage Just something to break up buds on You should just sell clothes and sneakers Cause out of your whole camp, your flows the weakest Acid by Jadakiss |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 7:54pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Jadakiss - Who's Real REMIX Been in the game, winning the game, still in the game, cos of you it’s still a game. Y’all nig*as is still playing, but I don’t, yall nig*as apologise but I won’t, Let dog go last and air poo out, Beast on the track I’mma bear sh it it out, Go Go gorrilla, I’ma house nig*as, Thats what you get for running your mouth nig*as. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bgees(m): 12:08am On Apr 29, 2010 |
I'm spittin hungry like aint sht upon my dinner plate. . - J.Cole - Young Simba. Go hard like I just seen some nippples on Beyonce. No disrespect to Hov, but if I didn't I'd be Beyond gay - J.Cole - I really mean it. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 12:09am On Apr 29, 2010 |
bgees:ahaha, when I first heard those lines, I was like, WTF?? lol |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bgees(m): 12:12am On Apr 29, 2010 |
^ if i was Jay-z , I would be offended. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 12:39am On Apr 29, 2010 |
bgees:lol true |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sevo(m): 3:38pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
offen wetin? d guy dey see and suck beta milk.wetin him wan dey offended for? |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 9:01pm On May 01, 2010 |
omo yapa, jogodo yapa ni party, wa wo bi a shey n na owo je bi apa eni to ba fe die, eru iku yapa a o ni bouncer, but a ni sniper to ba je omo lo fe, oya ki o ma shomo lo la oju e le, ma lo gbe mi lomo lo obinrin po, oya e ma mi i po iwo nikan tan, obinrin marun, DIPO! Dagrin on Teeblaq's oti yapa |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Sauron1: 9:12pm On May 01, 2010 |
Before you could even finish saying "OH MY GOD" I'll spit a muthafuckin verse to fill your whole iPod --Warbux(Post Traumatic Warlab Stress) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kay29000(m): 9:31pm On May 01, 2010 |
if devil wears prada, then i got some demons in my closet -proto all my niggers are photographers, cos they keep taking head shots -jadakiss |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by A40(m): 1:28am On May 02, 2010 |
'He took a stand when he coulda took the Fifth' - Beanie Sigel 'Dont Stop' |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Rhymstein(m): 9:20am On May 02, 2010 |
U wouldnt be on some fly shit,if u stand on tse tse feaces, I seize it,everything plus his ho, Now her speakerboxx is real busy on my love below His hypeman,is lyk a dry river,he dont flow Career is lyk a mouthless hooker,it wont blow By mode9 on spazmodic |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 2:49pm On May 02, 2010 |
NO BE BY WHO ENTER SUN. E SE NO MA BADE WHEN ITS YOUR TURN. LORD OF AJASA - E mo ASIKO |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by beneezy(m): 5:05pm On May 17, 2010 |
i gon' stay evergreen like the 20naira bill like i chill next to yellow on the colour-wheel West Africa Best Lyricist - Modenine Track - Blimey Album - Pentium IX Bring the crowd to life By killing them with the flow West Africa Best Lyricist - Modenine Track - Contradiction Album - E'pluribus Unum My Nupe chick was cute but i dumped her 'cos she kept on feeding me Kuli-Kuli and Donkua The Super Lyricist - Modenine Track - Nigerian Girls Album - E'pluribus Unum |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by beneezy(m): 5:12pm On May 17, 2010 |
Its the time of the month am writing raps all day punchlines keep "Flow"-ing in am with my pad "Always" Did u get that? Terry Da Rapman Spazmodic (Verse 1) Pentium IX |
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