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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by KarlNova(m): 11:48am On Mar 02, 2007 |
Knowledge is the key that unlocks my voicebox I sling rhymes from my vocal cords like a catapault you are my strength and my song that I sing all day long I sing in the key of life 'cause you've unlocked my tongue I'm so far ahead of my time I had to be born twice to catch up with my own life yep I'm so far ahead of my time its like my mum and pops are only meeting 4 the first time I withdraw inner riches with Mic Checks (cheques) my vocal signature on my checks (cheques) is priceless all from me Karl Nova based in London UK. I am a London born Nigerian go to www.myspace.com/karlnova |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by hoodboi(m): 3:34pm On Mar 05, 2007 |
u cheaper dan a 2 dollar LovePeddler - hoodboi i wear so much ice, ya'll think i got flu - hoodboi havin no mustache, u got whiskers like a rat compared to beans u whack - nas |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kulex2k1(m): 4:54am On Mar 09, 2007 |
U want beef wit me/ take ur number and get in line - 50cent |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by gbadex1(m): 8:06am On Mar 09, 2007 |
That was wack. . . . |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 10:29am On Mar 09, 2007 |
girl u look fine, like a wide face rolex u just shine, i like dat waist-line, let me hit u 4rm behind, which way u wanna clime, my style ginuwine , The late, great Notorious B.I.G. - "lovin u 2nite" got shot 5 times & i'm still breathin, livin proof there's a God if u need a reason , late Tupac Shakur - until the end of time i've got a wine in my pocket, i'm lying, i've got a 9 in my pocket & baby i'm just dyin 2 cock it Eminem - "Dead wrong" with B.I.G. 2 shots 4rm a 9, cipher divine Mode9 - "2 shots 4rm a 9" sometimes i look @ life 4rm a different angle, dunno if i'm God's child or am Satan's angel 50 Cents - "i'm supposed 2 die 2nite" over 18million sold & i didn't have 2 do it with 10 or 11 yr olds Dr. Dre - "what you say" with Eminem i'll sell fire in hell, water to a well Jay-Z - like nike a shi'n gba b'she' wo' 'oja' lo' shi'n ra' Lord of Ajasa - Otiya |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 10:37am On Mar 09, 2007 |
girl u look fine, like a wide face rolex u just shine, i like that waist-line, let me hit u from behind, which way u want to clime, my style ginuwine , The late, great Notorious B.I.G. - "lovin u 2nite" got shot 5 times & i'm still breathin, livin proof there's a God if u need a reason , late Tupac Shakur - until the end of time i've got a wine in my pocket, i'm lying, i've got a 9 in my pocket & baby i'm just dyin 2 cock it Eminem - "Dead wrong" with B.I.G. 2 shots from a 9, cipher divine Mode9 - "2 shots from a 9" sometimes i look @ life from a different angle, don't know if i'm God's child or am Satan's angel 50 Cents - "i'm supposed 2 die 2nite" over 18million sold & i didn't have 2 do it with 10 or 11 yr olds Dr. Dre - "what you say" with Eminem i'll sell fire in hell, water to a well Jay-Z - like nike a shi'n gba bo'shi' wo' si 'oja' lo' shi'n ra' Lord of Ajasa - Otiya |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 4:29pm On Mar 09, 2007 |
"Heaven knows I'm as nice as hell" -Modenine "We ain't goin' nowhere but got SUITS n' CASES" -Kanye west "Wind it up like a doll,,,,,,,,,,,,Like most men,I like to catch up wit a model but I ain't used to movin' slow like ketch up in a bottle" -Fabolous Tired.'ll continue l8r. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by KarlNova(m): 5:44pm On Mar 09, 2007 |
"I'm the joker of the pack though I hold the 4 aces Royally flushing emcees out of falsely secured spaces" -Karl Nova I'm crafty with my craft when I craft paragraphs I might make you lose the plot like a story or a graph- Karl Nova "I've got some good news and I've gotta share it i wont let no one sway me like little derrek" - Karl Nova "Whether with a beat or acappella my style is free like Nelson Mandella" Karl Nova "the world feels like winter but when I flow it's summer when I fall like Autumn, I spring back as an overcomer" www.myspace.com/karlnova |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 12:32am On Mar 10, 2007 |
"You're such a bitch, somebody probably made you out of a rib" - Immortal Technique "You get no props in hip-hop like feminine men I'm iller than any plague God gave Moses to send" - Immortal Technique "Yo, yo, lyrically I'm infinite like possibilities But you don't have the capability like infertility" - Immortal Technique |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 10:46am On Mar 10, 2007 |
@karl nova & hoodboi Pls,do u guys mind not posting YOUR OWN lyrics.Peace |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by KarlNova(m): 1:01pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
@Po Deep. The dude who made this thread said we should post the illest lyrics we've heard and the ones I'm dropping are to me the illest! LOL! hahahhahahha! "this lyricist is like a hypnotist with rhymes and I'm HIP with NO TIES to the dark side" Karl Nova www.myspace.com/karlnova |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 2:42pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
A'ight whateva. "If u don't see me on the block, I ain't tryna hide/ I blend wit da hood, I'm camouflage/ so mommy join my troop/ now errtime she hear my name,she salutes!/ - Lil wayne. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 7:44pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
@ Karl Nova Did you do that interview on clarkboy? @ Po Deep I think u missed somtin in between that Lil Wayne ish |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 7:55pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
@kaydee did I? Jö bá mi correct è. Hiphop no kuku dey my brain again. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by KarlNova(m): 10:02am On Mar 13, 2007 |
@Kaydee yep that's me on clarkyboy! I'm a London based artist doing my thing. I am part of a collective over here called GK Real. Peep my myspace and see how I get down! One |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by tng(f): 1:59pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
"I see more MJ in the hood than curtis" fat joe(50 diss) ," put it 2geda i rock hoes ,u rock fellas" Nas(ether) "how much of biggie's rhymes going to come out your fat lips?" Nas(ether) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sykboi(m): 2:23am On Mar 16, 2007 |
In my mind I'ma fighter, my heart's a lighter My soul is the fluid, my flow sparks it right up An arsenic writer, author with arthritis Carpal tunnel, Marshall with start shit-itis Hardheaded and hotheaded, bullheaded and pigheaded Dick-headed, a prick, a big headache - I'm sick Quick-witted, for every lyric spitted, There are six critics who wait for me to slip with it So quick, this dynamite stick, bury the wick, It's gonna explode any minute - some lunatic lit it, And it's not Nelly, do not tell me to stop yelling When I stop selling I'll quit so, stop dwelling I am not failing, you fuckers are not ready, 'Cause I got jelly like (Beyonce's) pot belly This is destiny, yes money, I'm off running So get off me, I'm not slowing or softening -Eminem"No apologies" |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by tianshie(m): 11:16am On Mar 16, 2007 |
"Now watch me rip this ho like a fatal caesarian" Tianshie (Tianshie VS Gbade X) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 12:06pm On Mar 23, 2007 |
Gold diggers they don't wanna give a G NO KISS When you get money they ready to DRINK YO PISS -Papoose (true to This Sh*t) You ever heard of Mister Cee, he use to be with Kane Biggie Smalls, Ol' School at noon do his thang He named the top five lyricist in the game He mentioned Papoose, but I ain't hear your name So I'ma quote Jay-Z, "Youse a lame," It's a shaaame Shame, shame, shame -Papoose (New ERA) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by dvenom(m): 2:12pm On Mar 23, 2007 |
Establish rap monopoly is the reason i'm born, I got d D&C flowz for emcees yet unborn! D Venom I xcavate hiphop fossils,regenerate em 4 fuels,and burn fake ass emcees. Ur pain's my pleasure,i'm like a sado-masochist, my kind of leisure,is when i'm 4king wit you; I sit you when I come thru,you cant stand my heat, be oozing like dirty toilets though,U ain't shit, You's a lil kid,trembling when you hearing my name, Stackin PS2 Cds but you ain't got game! D Venom EVEN WHEN I DIE,I'LL MAKE MONEY AS A GHOST WRITER D VENOM |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 3:05am On Apr 14, 2007 |
If I was a blood, I would split this C, like I'm Moses - Papoose I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans -Papoose |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 3:31am On Apr 14, 2007 |
" I'm the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it, I snatch your crown with your head still attached to it. " - Canibus |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by umarguy(m): 4:11am On Apr 14, 2007 |
evry chick i bone cant leave d d**k alone so i knw its one of them evry time i flip my phone - Fabolou- Breathe I been hesitant to reappear, been away for years Now I'm back my adversaries been reduced to tears Question my methods to switch up speeds, sure as some bitches bleeds niggaz'll feel the fire of my mother's corrupted seed 2pac-ambitionz az a ridah |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Jduck13(m): 3:04am On Apr 20, 2007 |
by Jayz My shits eternal I rock da heavens well even if they dont let me in heaven I raise hell till its heaven rcognize da black cat wit da nine lives get up off me nigga its bad luck to cross me |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by piscean(m): 9:42am On Apr 20, 2007 |
you got the lemon and the torch (yea) i got the limelight mode 9 |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by gbadex1(m): 11:07am On Apr 20, 2007 |
"Now, how many of you fools is capable?, i hit you with the force of a mechanical bull. . ." - Canibus (music makes me high remix) "I'm out of control like an involuntary muscle" - Canibus (same song as above) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by A40(m): 7:30pm On Apr 23, 2007 |
Im from an era where niggas dont snitch you from an era where snitching is the shit, im afraid of the future yall respect the one who got shot i respect the shooter, Jay-Z |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 8:13pm On Apr 23, 2007 |
There's ten rules to the game, but I'll share with you two Know, niggaz gon' hate you for whatever you do Now rule one -- get your cash on, M.O.B. That's Money Over Bitches, cause they breed envy Now rule two is a hard one, watch for phonies Keep yo', enemies close nigga, watch yo' homies It seemed a little unimportant, when he told me I smiled Picture jewels being handed, to an innocent child 2pac |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bgees(m): 6:41pm On Apr 25, 2007 |
Play with me, I'm modest til them strays hit me Regardless the circumstances I'ma stay filthy. AZ. I get straight, meditate like a Buddhist I'm dropping flavoyr, my behaviour is heriditery, But my technique is very necessary. NWA. I say what i do dont make me do what i say. fatal hussein. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by slimghost(m): 1:19pm On Apr 26, 2007 |
there is a love-vendor in my ride no need to love-vendor the ride Killa cam |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Hugoboi(m): 5:33pm On Apr 26, 2007 |
You wanna know why I invest all my money into haze and into dope Cuz right now, I'm currently a slave for Interscope Respect first, then money - basic shit If you got niggaz under pressure, you could take they shit Listen, I'ma leave you right where you stand Have the ambulance pass ya Timberlands off right to ya man Cuz he pussy, he ain't gonna do nothin but look When it come to beef, he don't wanna do nothing but cook As soon as the chrome scope him, right there, two in the dome Smokin, Kiss keep funeral homes open I fall back, smoke an ounce in the dark Bounce on a Preme track like I bounce on a NARC Keep playin, y'all niggaz will burn and you know they say it takes somethin to happen for niggaz to learn Let the .40 Cal give em a perm This industry is like bacteria and my flow is a germ Just mad cuz you'll never be as nice as I am J to the mwah and I'll leave you right where you stand, huh, Jadakiss on "Rite where U stand" |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Hugoboi(m): 5:52pm On Apr 26, 2007 |
Life's a bitch but God forbid this bitch divorce me I'l be flooded with ice that hell fire cant scorch me Nas {Affirmative action} |
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