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| 5 Places Where " SHIFT LEMME FAINT" Would Have Appeared In The Bible. by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
NEW TESTAMENT 1. Disciple: master how many times are we to forgive somebody, then we stop forgiving? Jesus: 77×7 Desciple: u say?..please mattew spray that your mat,lemme faint on it. ************************** 2. Man 1: are u not one of the disciples of him (Jesus)? Peter: me?,which man?..noo Man 2: your face looks familiar, we use to see u with Jesus.. Peter: I can see your eye is paining you. Man 3: excuse me,are u not the fisherman, one of the followers of Christ? Peter; me,fisherman?, nooo, I'm a prison warder.. Jesus: I said it,he will deny me three times,when did peter become a prison warder,please can u people stop flogging me, I want to faint for 2mins.. *************************** 3. Nicodemus: rabbi,how can I enter the kingdom of God? Jesus: you have to be born again. Nicodemus: you mean I should enter into my mother's womb and be reborn? Jesus: chai,..please shift for me.. Nicodemus: any problem rabbi? Jesus; not really, I just want to faint. ************************** 4. Joseph: who is responsible for your pregnancy? Mary: an Angel ministered to me saying I shall conceive by the holy spirit... Joseph: which angel?,I thought you are a virgin? Mary: yes I am still a virgin. Joseph: a pregnant virgin?.. Can u please lie on the floor.. Mary; what for?.. Joseph: I want to faint on ur body, I can't faint on the floor, I'm having chest pain. *************************** 5. Jesus: one of you will sell me for 30 pieces of silver.. Peter; it can't be me. John: this one weak me. Mattew: taa!,kamnukwa. Judas; God forbid!!, it can never happen.. Jesus; judas, u say?? Judas: I said it can never happen.. Jesus: lol.. Luke can u please clear this table, the last supper is over, I want to faint on the table... 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 5 Places Where " SHIFT LEMME FAINT" Would Have Appeared In The Bible. by yehmy(m): 7:57pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
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| Re: 5 Places Where " SHIFT LEMME FAINT" Would Have Appeared In The Bible. by INTROVERT(f): 8:08pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
This is actually funny. |
| Re: 5 Places Where " SHIFT LEMME FAINT" Would Have Appeared In The Bible. by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
this is so funny  1 Like |
| Re: 5 Places Where " SHIFT LEMME FAINT" Would Have Appeared In The Bible. by bigseank(m): 8:30pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
hahaa!....OP o!....laff eyaf kill me......thumbs up man. vry funny if its original. |
| Re: 5 Places Where " SHIFT LEMME FAINT" Would Have Appeared In The Bible. by braimeddy: 1:16pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Op u re indeed good. Use ur talent wisely 1 Like |
| Re: 5 Places Where " SHIFT LEMME FAINT" Would Have Appeared In The Bible. by chiunlimited(m): 8:10pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
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| Re: 5 Places Where " SHIFT LEMME FAINT" Would Have Appeared In The Bible. by Candybob(m): 2:47pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Lol.. |
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