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A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by TPound(m): 12:03pm On Jul 02, 2017
The rate at which these naija mechanics are going ehn! The war they will cause between car manufacturers, their liver no go fit carry am. How can you put toyota engine inside Chrysler, toyota engine inside Landrover free lander, Toyota engine inside Nissan altima... Is Toyota the genesis of your solution? That one sef won't respect himself. Go dey tear race for road like cat on fire.

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jul 02, 2017
TPound:
The rate at which these naija mechanics are going ehn! The war they will cause between car manufacturers, their liver no go fit carry am. How can you put toyota engine inside Chrysler, toyota engine inside Landrover free lander, Toyota engine inside Nissan altima... Is Toyota the genesis of your solution? That one sef won't respect himself. Go dey tear race for road like cat on fire.

There's no issue here and they should be commended for carrying out the feat if what they did is appropriate for the vehicle owner.

Toyota engine inside Mercedes.


Chevrolet engine inside Porsche


Harley Davidson motorcycle engine inside Toyota
Pic #1

BMW engine inside Nissan
Pic #2

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by TPound(m): 12:33pm On Jul 02, 2017
so no be only here! okay.... Sikiru! abeg come help me put bajaj engine inside my sequoia. e too dey chop fuel

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by timifakay(m): 12:58pm On Jul 02, 2017
TPound:
so no be only here! okay.... Sikiru! abeg come help me put bajaj engine inside my sequoia. e too dey chop duel
You wan convert ham to lawnmower.

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by chiefbuchiV12(m): 12:58pm On Jul 02, 2017
TPound:
so no be only here! okay.... Sikiru! abeg come help me put bajaj engine inside my sequoia. e too dey chop duel
Bros na wetin na? How many bajaj engine you wan swap for your sequoia v8 undecided

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by chiefbuchiV12(m): 1:02pm On Jul 02, 2017
EgunMogaji:


There's no issue here and they should be commended for carrying out the feat if what they did is appropriate for the vehicle owner.

Toyota engine inside Mercedes.


Chevrolet engine inside Porsche


Harley Davidson motorcycle engine inside Toyota
Pic #1

BMW engine inside Nissan
Pic #2
Toyota engine in a Mercedes...... No No, I'll pass
Chevrolet engine in a Porsche..... Yes please
Harley Davidson in a Prius..... O yes please I'd love that.
BMW in a Nissan...... Undecided

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:01pm On Jul 02, 2017
nice thread grin

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by princetom1(m): 2:24pm On Jul 02, 2017
In a nutshell, if u know wat u are doing, it's OK. It can be a project bt kazeem s mostly don't know wat they are doing, they just know this will work (either true or not) either for good or bad. As long as it drives, that's kazeem thought, who care if it vibrates or is unbalanced (after all, slot of peeps don't even know how smooth their vehicle should ride)
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by mike070: 2:34pm On Jul 02, 2017
Wanted to open a thread on this. I was amazed when I saw most Nissan murano engine and gear box been sqwappd with Toyota 3mz engine and gear box. My cousin owns one and the car moves very smooth. But i advised him to just sell the car as scrap because both engine and gear box eemyt bad almost the same time. He is a very non chalant person. Anyways going to six months now he is still using it but fear nor let me drive am sha. Him sef fear nor let am use the car travel. Attached are pics i got from OLX

Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by dominique(f): 3:09pm On Jul 02, 2017
I wonder how the work 'kazeem' came about
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by mayor2013: 3:32pm On Jul 02, 2017
dominique:
I wonder how the work 'kazeem' came about

Some one named some one kazeem. Is it not? grin
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by dominique(f): 3:38pm On Jul 02, 2017
mayor2013:


Some one named some one kazeem. Is it not? grin

No be person name be Kazeem ni? grin
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by nurey(m): 5:23pm On Jul 02, 2017
A W12 in my Nissan micra

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by TPound(m): 6:07pm On Jul 02, 2017
nurey:
A W12 in my Nissan micra
Haa!!! boda nurey!!!! na on top airport terminal that one suppose dey waka o
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by nurey(m): 6:11pm On Jul 02, 2017
TPound:


Haa!!! boda nurey!!!! na on top airport terminal that one suppose dey waka o

Nooo, nah for our road, I will be burning rubber like ghost Rider.

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by mayor2013: 9:55pm On Jul 02, 2017
dominique:


No be person name be Kazeem ni? grin

Better as a generic name on this section wink
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jul 02, 2017
This



Plus This

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jul 02, 2017
I intend to name my home shop, Kazeem's grin

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by Specialist900(m): 10:56pm On Jul 02, 2017
As far back as March, I saw this Ford Focus undergoing surgery in a mechanic workshop. Fortunately, the owner of the car was around on the day and so I asked why he didn't buy a replacement engine instead of the conversion which he had to buy both Toyota engine and gearbox, his response was that the car had electrical issues.

On that day, they were trying to kick it, it did start but goes off immediately. Till I left, it was same issue. Last week I passed by that garage, the car was still there.

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by chiefbuchiV12(m): 3:58am On Jul 03, 2017
EgunMogaji:
This



Plus This




To what end na? shocked
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by chiefbuchiV12(m): 4:03am On Jul 03, 2017
Specialist900:
As far back as March, I saw this Ford Focus undergoing surgery in a mechanic workshop. Fortunately, the owner of the car was around on the day and so I asked why he didn't buy a replacement engine instead of the conversion which he had to buy both Toyota engine and gearbox, his response was that the car had electrical issues.

On that day, they were trying to kick it, it did start but goes off immediately. Till I left, it was same issue. Last week I passed by that garage, the car was still there.
Height of stupidity.......
Shebi toyota engines be the solution to all motor sickness. A.k.a gbogbonishe

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by Nobody: 4:26am On Jul 03, 2017
chiefbuchiV12:

To what end na? shocked

It's what I do.
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by DaimlerBen(m): 8:58am On Jul 03, 2017
chiefbuchiV12:

Toyota engine in a Mercedes...... No No, I'll pass...
Do you know if its a UZ or GR?
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by chiefbuchiV12(m): 2:10pm On Jul 03, 2017
DaimlerBen:
Do you know if its a UZ or GR?
I have absolutely no idea
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by DaimlerBen(m): 4:17am On Jul 04, 2017
chiefbuchiV12:

I have absolutely no idea
It's most likely a UZ. At least, that Toyota engine is an upgrade to the Benz unlike the downgrades our "mechanics" do.

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Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by chiefbuchiV12(m): 10:10am On Jul 04, 2017
DaimlerBen:

It's most likely a UZ. At least, that Toyota engine is an upgrade to the Benz unlike the downgrades our "mechanics" do.
In other words the UZ is a high-powered toyota engine!
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by DaimlerBen(m): 10:25am On Jul 04, 2017
chiefbuchiV12:

In other words the UZ is a high-powered toyota engine!
Compared to what that Benz came with, yes. It also had a supercharger kit from TRD, if the owner wanted to go higher.
Re: A Very Serious Warning To All Naija 'kazeems'. by nurey(m): 12:57pm On Jul 04, 2017
chiefbuchiV12:

In other words the UZ is a high-powered toyota engine!

its a V8 engine fitted in 19xx to 2002 or less of this models before the engine was upgraded. the one in the benz is 1UZ

toyota LS400
lexus GS400
lexus SC400
Toyota crown

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