Smiles, future wife you see am with your Koro Koro eye o, I am ready, let us do our wedding next week, one mind is telling me, she will not agree, Nbaa Nguanu....

Vision4God:

Doesn't look visible no matter how u wanna cut cost.

Do you mean feasible?

I reject this kinda wedding for my enemy jesooos!

Chai! iroko fall on Poverty..

JeffreyJamez:
Poverty mentality

and you re rich ?

Opinionated:
By Adeniyi Emmanuel Bamgboye

Do you know you can spend just N20,000 on your wedding and still retain your champion as a perfect gentleman and in-law? Don’t worry, I am an accountant, I will give you a succinct breakdown.

Registry fee is within N12,000 – N14000 depending on the local government you wish to use. Let’s pick the upper range which is N14,000

Don’t go and buy egg roll. One is now N80. You know you cannot afford this; the best is to go for Ghanaian buns. One is N20 , you can buy it loju (at) dozen for discount sake. Buy 2 dozen because of the impromptu and accidental guests. That’s approximately N450. It could be lesser, if you can bargain well.

Buy a crate of 7up, not coke or Fanta. That’s N1,400
Budget N1,500 for cab transport. Uber is cheap. It’s your wedding day. You can’t afford to be a “trekkist” on that glorious day.

You don’t need a photographer. Use the camera on your phone. If you don’t have a camera phone, you can use your friend’s own.

To achieve all these, you have to make your wedding an alupaida (mystical) event. The one where your blurry wedding pictures will just surface magically online without you giving any of your friends prior notice. Some of them may be angry with you. Beg them well. They will understand.

Don’t bother about new clothes; wear what you have at home.

For your refreshment to be sufficient, make sure your guest list includes both parents (yours and hers), two of your friends who will also sign and act as witnesses and cameramen respectively.

In total, you have 10 guests including you and your wife. With this, the Ghanaian buns and 7up are likely to go round. You would even have more than sufficient for the court staff who are fond of doing “Atenu”

Back to my analysis. N14,000 + N450 + N1,400 + N1,500 equals N17,350.

With this, you will have N2, 650 as change. Use it to cook honeymoon Soup. Enjoy your life to the fullest with your wife.

Implement this religiously and thank me later.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/plan-nigerian-wedding-n20000-less/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Please is this for the traditional marriage or court wedding.
I it's traditional u have missed road
If it's court then ride on

What of the priest....

God forbid

fastgyal:
Lol, this would have been very possible in the last century.
Anybody who budgets less than 100K for a wedding in Nigeria right now isn't ready for marriage and should go and sleep.
BTW
nice joke OP, it made me smile.
Economy Naija no go gimme heart attack.

I think if the main objective is getting married its over possible, cos I have seen people married with just 5 guest end of.

Na wah

chiraqDemon:

Please is this for the traditional marriage or court wedding.
I it's traditional u have missed road
If it's court then ride on

There is nothing like tradition in wedding.Unless you are o n about another post

This one is even expensive, just give her belle then switch off your phone for 2 hours. They will even loan her to you brideprice free.

End of story.

jfkenny:
What of the priest....

@ the registry?

God forbid.... I refused to settle for small things.

joliyp:
A Gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. bleeps it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his cock in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut.
take the risk and wed well

I love Spartacus

erico2k2:

There is nothing like tradition in wedding.Unless you are o n about another post

Lol. I actually forgot the marriage n wedding difference.
But still he'll pay priest/pastor nothing less than 10k sha. Idk sha cos I've never married but I'm guessing that's the minimum. I also don't know if they'll need priest since it's at the registry.

Opinionated:
By Adeniyi Emmanuel Bamgboye

Do you know you can spend just N20,000 on your wedding and still retain your champion as a perfect gentleman and in-law? Don’t worry, I am an accountant, I will give you a succinct breakdown.

Registry fee is within N12,000 – N14000 depending on the local government you wish to use. Let’s pick the upper range which is N14,000

Don’t go and buy egg roll. One is now N80. You know you cannot afford this; the best is to go for Ghanaian buns. One is N20 , you can buy it loju (at) dozen for discount sake. Buy 2 dozen because of the impromptu and accidental guests. That’s approximately N450. It could be lesser, if you can bargain well.

Buy a crate of 7up, not coke or Fanta. That’s N1,400
Budget N1,500 for cab transport. Uber is cheap. It’s your wedding day. You can’t afford to be a “trekkist” on that glorious day.

You don’t need a photographer. Use the camera on your phone. If you don’t have a camera phone, you can use your friend’s own.

To achieve all these, you have to make your wedding an alupaida (mystical) event. The one where your blurry wedding pictures will just surface magically online without you giving any of your friends prior notice. Some of them may be angry with you. Beg them well. They will understand.

Don’t bother about new clothes; wear what you have at home.

For your refreshment to be sufficient, make sure your guest list includes both parents (yours and hers), two of your friends who will also sign and act as witnesses and cameramen respectively.

In total, you have 10 guests including you and your wife. With this, the Ghanaian buns and 7up are likely to go round. You would even have more than sufficient for the court staff who are fond of doing “Atenu”

Back to my analysis. N14,000 + N450 + N1,400 + N1,500 equals N17,350.

With this, you will have N2, 650 as change. Use it to cook honeymoon Soup. Enjoy your life to the fullest with your wife.

Implement this religiously and thank me later.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/plan-nigerian-wedding-n20000-less/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

i believe ur budget is for Wed when u have about 800k u can then bodly complete it to wedding except u intend to invite goats n not humans

fastgyal:
Lol, this would have been very possible in the last century.
Anybody who budgets less than 100K for a wedding in Nigeria right now isn't ready for marriage and should go and sleep.
BTW
nice joke OP, it made me smile.
Economy Naija no go gimme heart attack.

Nice comment...

on a side note , can I know you?

@Signature. lol

Rubbish

*in Run town's voice* God forbid!

wendy241:
Mumu in d making

only agreed to ur foolishness

nwaAmaikpe!! come and hear this

BiafraBushBoy:


Nice comment...

on a side note , can I know you?

@Signature. lol

mummy will beat me.

Tahrah:
I reject it,marriage no be by force.

Btw,thati billion dey for the akant na.

eyaff increased to 9ty billion faa! ,All tnx to my Wife's goodluck Charm

JeffreyJamez:
Poverty mentality

AZeD1:
CoColav come let me sponsor your wedding. I can sponsor it in 3 different states, just let me know when you are ready.

I need a groom first.

Come and marry me

To my friends on nairaland hold me by my word. No matter how much I have ,I ain't gona do a large wedding . I don't like large party .But I am going to have a large home and a large family and of course large money .large health .

Amen .

Which kind wedding is dat

Opinionated:
By Adeniyi Emmanuel Bamgboye

Do you know you can spend just N20,000 on your wedding and still retain your champion as a perfect gentleman and in-law? Don’t worry, I am an accountant, I will give you a succinct breakdown.

Registry fee is within N12,000 – N14000 depending on the local government you wish to use. Let’s pick the upper range which is N14,000

If u don't have the resources to marry why not stay put,must
Don’t go and buy egg roll. One is now N80. You know you cannot afford this; the best is to go for Ghanaian buns. One is N20 , you can buy it loju (at) dozen for discount sake. Buy 2 dozen because of the impromptu and accidental guests. That’s approximately N450. It could be lesser, if

Buy a crate of 7up, not coke or Fanta. That’s N1,400
Budget N1,500 for cab transport. Uber is cheap. It’s your wedding day. You can’t afford to be a “trekkist” on that glorious day.

You don’t need a photographer. Use the camera on your phone. If you don’t have a camera phone, you can use your friend’s own.

To achieve all these, you have to make your wedding an alupaida (mystical) event. The one where your blurry wedding pictures will just surface magically online without you giving any of your friends prior notice. Some of them may be angry with you. Beg them well. They will understand.

Don’t bother about new clothes; wear what you have at home.

For your refreshment to be sufficient, make sure your guest list includes both parents (yours and hers), two of your friends who will also sign and act as witnesses and cameramen respectively.

In total, you have 10 guests including you and your wife. With this, the Ghanaian buns and 7up are likely to go round. You would even have more than sufficient for the court staff who are fond of doing “Atenu”

Back to my analysis. N14,000 + N450 + N1,400 + N1,500 equals N17,350.

With this, you will have N2, 650 as change. Use it to cook honeymoon Soup. Enjoy your life to the fullest with your wife.

Implement this religiously and thank me later.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/plan-nigerian-wedding-n20000-less/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

If u don't have money for marriage while not stay put,must one marry n put other peoples life into suffering

fastgyal:
Lol, this would have been very possible in the last century.
Anybody who budgets less than 100K for a wedding in Nigeria right now isn't ready for marriage and should go and sleep.
BTW
nice joke OP, it made me smile.
Economy Naija no go gimme heart attack.

100k keeeeee Where have u been since?..

come let me marry you..ive not seen a lady that will talk of figures around 100k in marriage...na so so 10million...
Are u sure u are a lady?....some let me use that 100k to buy u ring first..

1StopRudeness:



100k keeeeee Where have u been since?..

come let me marry you..ive not seen a lady that will talk of figures around 100k in marriage...na so so 10million...
Are u sure u are a lady?....some let me use that 100k to buy u ring first..

lol. I didn't say I'd accept 100K oo

fastgyal:
mummy will beat me.

she won't know.lol..

We will know each other sharp...

before she even knows about it.