Asley Cole was recently caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police he said "Ive just heard John Terry's car was parked outside my house.

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dayokanu:

Asley Cole was recently caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police he said "Ive just heard John Terry's car was parked outside my house.

LMAO!!!!!
DK no go kill me o!

Grant left d training at chelsea.xpect other chelsea players to follow suit.even Abramohvic is a flirt so wat do u xpect.

Ok not to resuscitate this dead topic but I just saw something about Wayne Bridge's reaction to his ex apparently sleeping with JT in his house whilst their son was there (in the house):

According to The Daily Mail,

"(According to a source) Bridge was 'livid' when he discovered Vanessa had slept with Terry while their son had been in the house.
He is said to have screamed at his ex-partner: 'I can't believe you had s-ex with him in our house with Jaydon there. I pay you enough a month - you could have got a hotel room.' "

I like that Bridge has his expectations in order. Are all these footballers in open relationships or something??

Tarrant asks Wayne Bridge, "For £64,000,whats d colour of Perroncels pubic hair"? A-Brwn, B-Red, C-Blnde D-Ginger. Wayne replies,Can I phone a frnd?

ring. ring,
terry: hello
terrant: hello john terry this is terrant from who wants to be a millionaire,
i've got you mate wayne bridge on the hot seat,he's currently playing for £64,000.
terry: ok!
terrant: the next voice you hear will be wayne's, (to wayne bridge) your 60 second starts now.
wayne: john what is the colour of Perroncels pubic hair?
terry: that's a tricky one wayne, cos the color changes with every man she sleeps with, but hold on let me check. . .
. . .it's currently blonde.

(on the way to the car park outside stanford bridge)
Terry:will you be going to the club tonight
Lampard:sure
Terry:i'll be at your place to pick u up
Lampard:, But that won't be necessary
Terry:why
Lampard:cause my wife 'll be sacred about your manh^^d