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| Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by chinedumo(m): 10:41am On Feb 01, 2010 |
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. The case came before the court, and when asked why he acted in such a manner, the man replied, "When the lady boarded the bus I could not help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read, coming soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then she moved under one that read, Sloan's Liniments Remove Swelling.' I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read, William's Stick Did The Trick.' Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read, Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident." He won the case. |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by romsky: 10:55am On Feb 01, 2010 |
dat shd be studio at work |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by chinedumo(m): 11:07am On Feb 01, 2010 |
romsky what does dat mean "studio" |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by winans: 11:46am On Feb 01, 2010 |
i guess he could ave just told her the reason why he was laughing. nice anyway. |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by Ben13: 11:51am On Feb 01, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by tytylayor: 12:41pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
lmao, judge sef go don laff die |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by kodylicky(f): 2:56pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by romsky: 2:59pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
chine studio na my bestest friend here |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by Pharoh: 3:21pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Haba Romsky why you come leave me out na?  |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by romsky: 3:27pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
heck no u r my besting |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by Kunbee: 11:26pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
I will never jump into conclusion |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by romsky: 8:33am On Feb 02, 2010 |
but u'll definitely dive into it |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by Kunbee: 11:04am On Feb 02, 2010 |
No |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by tytylayor: 11:10am On Feb 02, 2010 |
its not a qweshun |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by chinedumo(m): 3:22pm On Feb 02, 2010 |
Happt dat u guy are learn in ur lesson. thay is all it is all about. 4 u romsky:a friend in need is a friend indeed. lets see how u prove and demonstrate ur friendship love and loyaly all in the name of bestest friend. am waiting |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by romsky: 4:06pm On Feb 02, 2010 |
enemy of bestest fwends |
| Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by alimat2(f): 5:46pm On Feb 02, 2010 |
bestest flends in d house |
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