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Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Evidenx(m): 11:58am On Jul 08, 2017
Guys, we've been digging our graves. Just read this up.

STOP BOILING YOUR EGGS

In one of our training sessions yestaday, the facilitator collected a Nokia torch hand set with fully charged battery. He brought a fresh egg. Then he puts the egg and the handset together and place them into a polythene bag. He tied the bag and told us to call the phone number..... Calling....calling.. ..busy.. busy.
When the battery is drained down, he gave the phone to the owner and cracked the egg.
Behold the egg was cooked!!.. done!!!. We were surprised and asked for the explanation. He told us that every handset emits electromagnetic rays. That it was the rays that was responsible for cooking of that egg. He also said that for device to be named " hand set " by international bodies is not by accident.
He said that it is never a pocket set. He went on to say that males (men) have egg resemblance in between their legs...scrotum. He admonished men to stop putting their hand set in their pockets, but to hold on hand. If you continue to put set in your pocket, the radiation from it will denature your spermatozoa and cook your scrotum . That is why our men will marry 2 to 3 years no Issues. They begin to blame their wife. They will visit men of God for fasting and prayers. God will answer them and reverse the condition, but coming out of the church, they put back the handset in their pockets and continued to denature their sperm and cook their scrotum again.
Before a communication mast is mounted in your property, you will be paid between 10 to 20 million naira as long as you sign a document the network provider gives you. People don't even read the document. Only sign and collect the pay. The document reads in part within the middle ( we are giving you this money to buy land in another place and relocate, because what we are about to mount here is dangerous to your health ) . If you continue to stay there in about 10 to 15 years period, you and others living there will be suffering from one cancer case to the other.

Please guys, don't be putting handset in your pockets. Inform your friends and relatives about the dangers. Ladies inform your brothers, male friends and relatives the same.

By putting sets in your pocket or inside bra Can cause prostrate and breast cancer respectively.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to discuss a little on one of the burning health issues.

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Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Edopesin: 12:10pm On Jul 08, 2017
This Op Is Delirious
Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Evidenx(m): 2:25pm On Jul 08, 2017
Edopesin:
This Op Is Delirious
you are the one in disturbed state of mind.. instead of you to appreciate knowledge you are talking rubbish..receive sense.
Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Edopesin: 2:42pm On Jul 08, 2017
Evidenx:
you are the one in disturbed state of mind.. instead of you to appreciate knowledge you are talking rubbish..receive sense.
Brain Fall On Yhu!!
This Isn't Knowledge
Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Afonjanightmare(m): 3:11pm On Jul 08, 2017
This OP is a good example of a mad man, Gaskiya, Boiled eggs increase testosterone and a rich in protein compared to fresh eggs. Some Fresh eggs contain salmonella if there's an outbreak. Get your facts right

Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Evidenx(m): 3:33pm On Jul 08, 2017
Afonjanightmare:
This OP is a good example of a mad man, Gaskiya, Boiled eggs increase testosterone and a rich in protein compared to fresh eggs. Some Fresh eggs contain salmonella if there's an outbreak. Get your facts right
look at you,it shows you are the mad man.. you didn't read yet you are talking.. who told you am talking about the eatable egg like that of a chicken ode. ...YOU FORGOT YOU HAVE EGGS IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS....MUMU LIKE YOU.
Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Afonjanightmare(m): 4:06pm On Jul 08, 2017
Evidenx:
look at you,it shows you are the mad man.. you didn't read yet you are talking.. who told you am talking about the eatable egg like that of a chicken ode. ...YOU FORGOT YOU HAVE EGGS IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS....MUMU LIKE YOU.

Sense fall on you!!! Why not say testicles? Dan Banza kawai
Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by lalanice(f): 5:34pm On Jul 08, 2017
haha, when I saw the topic I was like- them Don start again, wetin pelzin go eat wen them go gree say e gud

nice info, thanks for sharing.
Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Evidenx(m): 8:42pm On Jul 08, 2017
Afonjanightmare:


Sense fall on you!!! Why not say testicles? Dan Banza kawai
na ur post?
Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Evidenx(m): 8:43pm On Jul 08, 2017
Afonjanightmare:


Sense fall on you!!! Why not say testicles? Dan Banza kawai
na ur post? you don't have right to tell me what to do..and it shows you didn't read before but came out go utter arrant nonsense mala mugu.
Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Evidenx(m): 8:44pm On Jul 08, 2017
lalanice:
haha, when I saw the topic I was like- them Don start again, wetin pelzin go eat wen them go gree say e gud

nice info, thanks for sharing.
haha..thank you better pikin..fine girl no pimples.
Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jul 09, 2017
Evidenx:
you are the one in disturbed state of mind.. instead of you to appreciate knowledge you are talking rubbish..receive sense.

You know that many of your brethren are dullards. They love ignorance. Let and then continue to run to Men of God and suffer.

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Re: Stop Boiling Your Eggs. by Evidenx(m): 3:01pm On Jul 10, 2017
FortuneTeller:


You know that many of your brethren are dullards. They love ignorance. Let and then continue to run to Men of God and suffer.
thank you my sister... they don't know anything and the painful aspect is that they don't know that they don't know anything.

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