First of all, I must apologize. My pidgin English is only manageable 

There was once a Nigerian hunter, very powerful and feared by all the animals. He could also speak and hear the animal languages. He once went on an expedition in the jungle, but he slipped and fell in the river, almost drowned, and lost his gun, weapons and magical amulets. Shivering, cold, and vulnerable, he was wondering how he would survive.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch.

"O boy I don enter yawa!", he exclaimed. Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settled down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching giant leopard. Just as the leopard was about to leap, he shouted,

"Nothing dey like leopard meat o! Kai! Those wey dey chop 404 never chop better meat. I fit still see another leopard chop sha?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "Na small remain sha. E for don BE for me be that."

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, laughs and figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes after the leopard as it runs away. The hunter saw the monkey and knew what it was up to, so he sat down on the ground backing the two of them.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving hunter."

The hunter sees the leopard coming at full speed with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, he pretends he hasn't seen them yet ,  and, just when they get close enough to hear, he shouts,

This monkey na mumu o! Sho! E don tey wey I send am, shey e never reach make him bring me another leopard? 

Nice joke but bad and unsuitable broken english

@Romsky: hahahaha. You dig?

@Abu Zola: Yes, I know. My pidgin english is still in infant stage but I felt the joke would be better in pidgin. Thanks!

idea is needed

lmfao. cooooool. i lke it, i like it.

^^really

@Kunbee: Don't you like my joke ni? And don't you call me your son anymore, you hear?

remind me when to laugh

Traugott:

@Kunbee: Don't you like my joke ni? And don't you call me your son anymore, you hear?

My son make mama proud ok

@Kunbee: Yes mummy

I knew you would still agree

@kunbee: How would I disagree? Aya won lode. Iya won lode.

Lol i see you baddest

very nice joke u tried,more grease to ur elbow.

Thanks Nescoemmy!

I dont understand every letter. . .

U sabi read well before?

@poster,
Bros u sure dis joke nor be mine ni?

See me see trouble o. This your joke e be like Oyinbo man wey dey speak pigin. Sorry you dey speak pigin like this guy I found on NaijaMotion http://www.naijamotion.com/videos/311/nigerian-white-boy-speaking-pidgin-english