Husband: Do you know the
meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without
Information, Fighting Every
time!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With
Idiot For Ever
************
Wife: I wish I was a
newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all
day.
Husband: I too wish that you
were a newspaper, So I could
have a new one every day.
************
Doctor: Your husband needs
rest
and peace. Here are some
sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them
to
him?
Doctor: They are for you
************
Wife: I had to marry you to
find
out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have
known it the minute I asked
you
to marry me.
************
Husband: Today is Sunday &
I
have to enjoy it. So I bought
3
movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your
parents
************
Wife: What will you give me if
I
climb the great Mount
Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push, !!!
************
Q: What is the most effective
way to remember your wife's
birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you
will never forget it again
************
After a quarrel, a wife said to
her husband, You know, I
was a
fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes
dear,
but I was in love and didn't
notice

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