Today I gave a Homeless Man #1,000 and I said..."Don't buy Drugs!"....He said,"Don't tell me what to do with my Money!!

Krystaal:
Using a public toilet without lock is really annoying, Anytime you hear footsteps you have to either sing, clear your throat or use your leg to wedge the door so they'd know someone is inside

Krystaal:
If not that I am Allergic to Apple ,
What is iPhone 8 that somebody cannot buy

Krystaal:
A slay queen died in my area , her family searched for the pictures they will use as her obituary, all the pics she had was either smokingshisha, bending legs & stretching mouth . So they used her mother's pic and wrote "The Daughter of this Woman is dead"

weyreh...lol.

Krystaal:
Our friend was accusing people for witchcraft, because he is failing all his subjects.
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Then we decided to put him through a test. On the school closing day, we decided to put a 1kg stone in his school bag, and he came back with it today.

Like if you understand the post

lol....d guy doesn't read his books, he doesn't even open his bag.

note: I 'liked' the post cos I understand. I'm not like that guy.

Op, u are doing a wonderful job welldone.

shervydman:
lol....d guy doesn't read his books, he doesn't even open his bag.
note: I 'liked' the post cos I understand. I'm not like that guy.

Nice one bro

Adaanna:
Op, u are doing a wonderful job welldone.

Thanks I'm working on an Instagram page to post really cool jokes and cool stuffs like this...I hope you'd show me support

Mom : It seems like you are pregnant ?
Daughter : This is our Life Orientation school project. We were experimenting how life begins.
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Mom:Then tell me, who is he ?.
Daughter : I don't know mummy, it was a group project.
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Mom fainted.

At every church there's that one kid , who'll look at you as if he/she knows all your sins ...

Slender girls in a swimming pool be looking like a straw in a glass of water

You too much man. More grace. More jokes

my man you really know how to pull it off...

Krystaal

Enjoying every bit of your joke

My side chick is a police officer. If she feels Hot, she always comes wearing a uniform, and arrest me in front of my wife.
.Then after we are done, she normally drop me in my house. Then she tell my wife "I will come, and take him again, for further investigations".

A drunk man enters a females toilet by mistake. A woman inside scream "This is for ladies" the drunk man replies holding his dick "This is for ladies too"

Welcome to Africa where parents remove their eye glass to hear what you're saying.

Guys don't invest your time by dating a girl named Natasha. Because if you read it backwards it says "Ah Satan" Thank me later

No matter how ugly you are, once you have money, women will always find something cute on you like "Aww he has a cute Forehead"
May God punish fake girls.

Dating A Dark Skinned Girl Is The Best...Because If You're Bored Of Looking At Her.... You Just Turn Off The Lights And BOOM!! SHE'S GONE! Lol kiddin...

Krystaal:
Dating A Dark Skinned Girl Is The Best...Because If You're Bored Of Looking At Her.... You Just Turn Off The Lights And BOOM!! SHE'S GONE! Lol kiddin...

, no wahala now, no be say she go go bleach remain if na wahala girl, say 'you go see me by fire by force'

Krystaal:
My side chick is a police officer. If she feels Hot, she always comes wearing a uniform, and arrest me in front of my wife.
.Then after we are done, she normally drop me in my house. Then she tell my wife "I will come, and take him again, for further investigations".

This is savagery!!! , he go hear am the day d wife go know

Krystaal:
Welcome to Africa where parents remove their eye glass to hear what you're saying.

true.....as if na eye dem won take hear. op, u be weyreh o.

shervydman:

true.....as if na eye dem won take hear. op, u be weyreh o.

, funny enough i used to do it sometimes if i need to pay attention to what you want to say at work

vivie01:


, funny enough i used to do it sometimes if i need to pay attention to what you want to say at work

haaa......funny u. u paid attention to what ur screen is displaying.

shervydman:

haaa......funny u. u paid attention to what ur screen is displaying.

if i dont remove it and take my eyes off d screen, i will not pay much attention to what d person is saying, wouldnt even hear half of what d person is saying

vivie01:


if i dont remove it and take my eyes off d screen, i will not pay much attention to what d person is saying, wouldnt even hear half of what d person is saying, one formal colleague of mine knew me very well, he wouldnt start talking until i removed my gaze from the screen

like seriously? but no be every lady/women that use glasses does that, abi? that mean u be correct African queen.

shervydman:

like seriously? but no be every lady/women that use glasses does that, abi? that mean u be correct African queen.

Its not peculiar only to ladies now haha oga shervy , when im doing something on the system i used to give my full concentration, to be distracted, i need to look away from the screen and of course, remove my spec.

vivie01:


Its not peculiar only to ladies now haha oga shervy , when im doing something on the system i used to give my full concentration, to be distracted, i need to look away from the screen and off course, remove my spec.

hehehe......I know, was just pulling ur legs.

shervydman:

hehehe......I know, was just pulling ur legs.

You ehn ....

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Cc vivie01 Shervydman

One Pregnant Girl on my Fb friends list finally gave birth..... Now she's been uploading her baby pics every 20minutes, and this Makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data bundle