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The Bro Code All Men In Naija Must Obey by MrCrown: 12:42pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
1: All Bros must have an interest in some sort of entrepreneurship biz. 2: Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath. 3: A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro 4: A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with moving to a new house. 5: A Bro will not sleep with another Bro’s sister. 6: A Bro shall not judge another bro based on their religion or tribe. 7: Bros don’t make eye-contact during a Devil’s Three-way. 8: Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin. 9: A Bro never dances with their hands above their head. 10: A Bro never cries. 11: A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro 12: A Bro never wears pink underwear. 13: A Bro never publicly reveals how many people another Bro has slept with. 14: A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom when they ask. 15: A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks. 16: A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him. 17: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave. 18: When a Bro isn’t invited to another Bro’s wedding, they don’t make a big deal about it. 19: Every Bro knows a Bro who is the world’s best at something. 20: A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email. 21: It is never acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro’s ex. 22: A Bro always admits when they farted 23: If your team beats your Bro’s team you have 24 hours to rub it in 24: A Bro always takes a piss standing up. 25: If a Bro finds his Bro’s girlfriend repulsive, they shall not say anything until they have broken up. 26: A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment. 27: A Bro always has his Bro’s back 28: When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks NEVER involve another Bro’s drink. 29: Bros DO NOT pout for selfies. 30: All Bros are distracted by the number 69 and it’s sexual meaning rendering all Bros unable to read anything immediately after this number. 31: A Bro never uses another Bro’s toothbrush 32: A Bro doesn’t unfriend his Bro on Facebook while in a huff. 33: A Bro always has his Bro’s back. 34: A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow Bros. 35: A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you. 36: Bros don’t wear skinny jeans 37: A Bro ALWAYS honors a bet. 38: A Bro is honor bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges. 39: Bros don’t break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off. 40: Bros pay for their dates. 41: A Bro does not spoil another Bro’s runs for any reason 42: When a Bro wants to do something stupid, you film it. 43: A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn’t try themselves. 44: A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing. 45: When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it. 46: A Bro never leaves another Bro behind. 47: Bros must never sag trousers. 48: When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces. 49: Bros never use the term ‘swag’ to describe anything. 50: Bros before Hoes – A ‘Hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family. 2 Likes |
Re: The Bro Code All Men In Naija Must Obey by laborious(m): 12:57pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Disrespect the bro code is a NO NO!!! |
Re: The Bro Code All Men In Naija Must Obey by feelgoodInc: 1:08pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Man what's wrong in wearing pink boxers man |
Re: The Bro Code All Men In Naija Must Obey by Here2day(m): 1:19pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
mmmm... Dodorima! |
Re: The Bro Code All Men In Naija Must Obey by scholes0(m): 2:40pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Lmaooooooo Direct copy of American culture. These stuff do not Apply to Africans BRO! |
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