if your boss catches you sleeping in office jus say In 'Jesus name i pray Amen'

A lil boy is doin his assignment, he says to himself 'two plus five', the son of a bitch is seven', 'three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine'. His mother hears this & gasps, 'Wat r u saying?' the lil boy answers ' i'm doin my homework, this is how my teacher taught me to do it' infuriated the mother confronts the teacher the next day 'wat r u teaching my son in maths?, he's been saying, two plus two the son of a bitch is four'. The teacher replies ' Oh dear wat i taught them was two plus two the sum of which is four'