This really got me

It's the heat,its damn much.
Wish I had a bathtub

Oh men dis is d perfect antidote to d heat

Men,power holding really hold the light tight..

lol




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Seun and lalasticlala, the heat reach una side ?

lol

Amiano:
Oh men dis is d perfect antidote to d heat

I tell you the gospel truth..

nedu2000:
It's the heat,its damn much.
Wish I had a bathtub

My bro, you may wish to consider getting one for yourself..

This heat is terribly terrible.

The heat is really killing o, got red rashes over my brown body ..

Chestar5:
The heat is really killing o, got red rashes over my brown body ..

Am praying for the rain

[b]And this happened to me today...
Coming back from school this evening, though tired but delighted about the delicious rice and beans concoction I cooked earlier in the mawing....
I stopped by at iya kudi's shop to get a half bag of pure water, she gave me d half bag and I was forced to ask:- iya kudi ,una boil this pure water , She just bone face to my jamb question...
in few minutes, I was at my home, opened the door only to be greeted by this foul stench that enveloped my room like say ostrich egg hatch...
where is this odour coming from, I asked myself.... ooooohhhh, then I remembered I had released a natural perfume from my wicked ass just as I was about to take my leave in the morning... I hastily open the windows, and sprayed the air freshener...
I dropped my bag and went out again to get a new airtel sim, within 30 minutes I was back, opened the door and again greeted by the foul stench and now even stronger... jeez, wetin dey smell gan self...my eyes fizzling about searching for what might be smelling, I don wash all my dirty plates naaw... I carry air freshener again spray everywhere... I carry water go bath as I don dey sweat like person wey run marathon..
After bathing, I still feel the hotness of the water on my body as I step into the room... ohh my God, dis odour still dey... wooh, I Neva get Tyne to dey search wetin dey smell bare make I chop first...I said to myself, smiling grimmly as I carry plate and spoon to serve myself...
I opened the pot and I nearly got a seizure , it oozed out strongly more than ever, still stunned and amazed but heartbroken looking at my lovely rice and beans concoction... already spoilt and smelling... Out of the love I have for the meal and as per say I no get chi-chi on me to buy even indomie, I took a spoonful of the concoction to my mouth nose-covered.... holy shiiiitttt.. warrisdis... Even a poison can never taste this horrible... I thought while I spit out the mess outta my mouth.. Ahhh na wetin man pikin go kon chop oooooo....

ooohhh, then I remembered the last cup of garri I had in my cupboard.... oooohhh Garri, I love u.... saving the life of Nigerian students since 1509BC... I brought out the life saver and took one of pure water which I bought earlier to dilute my solute.. I can feel its hotness even as I held it, well, I no get choice, I just put am like that , stirred the molecules together...

I lift up the first spoonful to my mouth, and I cudnt say for sure if na garrium sulphate I dey swallow or na Eba... Chai, d hunger wey don hammer my head no even let me notice the difference in taste I just dey carry out my business transactions dey go, I'd rather die of lassa fever than die of hunger..... I finished my GarrieEba......

Still unsatisfied with a half filled belly, I went to a female friends place with the hope of getting something to eat, As I dey go na hin I don dey pray say make manna from heaven dey fall for her house ooo...
God still answers prayer, I was greeted by the aroma of a well scented stew as I knocked on the door... ooohhh thank God...
ko! ko!! koko!!!
who be that... a masculine unfriendly voice answered( maybe Lalasticlala ) ...
its me Ercross, I seek for mhizkel.
She went out
pls, when is she coming back
Tomorrow....
haa, Gbese reh ooooo... Tomorrow keh
Depressed and saddened, I turned back and left...

Now am back at home lying on the carpet, **who go sleep on top bed for this heat**
the heat wey spoil my food because I no open the pot cover allow air enter as I was told by my next door neighbour tosyne2much....
Guess its one of those nights when we go to bed with an empty stomach....
All thanks to the heat



Hoping tomorrow will be a better day [/b]

Onitsha and Owerri is so hot. I heard that God brought the sun closer to earth?

I should sleep in the shower then

Mtchewwwww...

Lol. People forming and taking a soft humorous advantage in any situation. No wonder we are the happiest people in pains in this part of the world.

Nahh

Amiano:
Oh men dis is d perfect antidote to d heat

i dey tell u bruh.!

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The heat is serious coupled with low power supply and scarcity of dollar.

We can only pray to God: send down the rain!

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I think the heat has affect his brain that is why he didn't pull off his shirt or better still, he pose for the pix.

Improvised way forward

No light
No rain
No dollar
Seems even nature is against us..which way nigeria

but I dey get light fr aba na

Here on jos, the cold just resumed like cold origin..

Jos is still cold ohh

smart guy....I no go even wear anything.. na to just sleep like that

Even mosquito don take cover for owerri wey I dey sotey mosquito no dey com out for nite again, nobody wan die from dis heat.