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Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by KunleOshob(m): 7:21pm On Feb 14, 2010 |
I want to use this opportunity to personally congratulate my "good" friend Pastor Joeseph Asaju agbaje on the elevation of Jonathan Goodluck to the exalted position of the President of the federal republic of Nigeria. As we all know Pastor Agbaje is the the presiding pastor of CEC plc branch in yenogoa bayelsa state, this is the church in which members of Jonathan Goodluck's immediate family worships. Very soon testimonies would abound about how the lawd is working wonders in his ministry through the goverment funds that would find it's way one way or the other into his church coffers, of course it would be attributable to his being "faith full" and being a big time giver to the "gospel" it would also be attributable to his being a big time tither who tithes 30% of his loot and the first fruits he 2 Likes |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by PastorAIO: 7:42pm On Feb 14, 2010 |
(rapturous applause) Agbaje, remember me o! I'm the one you said you liked my sense of humour. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by saharachic(f): 9:52pm On Feb 14, 2010 |
Serious? Mr, sorry oh Pastor Agbaje are you married? i'm single |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 10:13pm On Feb 14, 2010 |
Congratulations CEO (sorry pastor) Agbaje. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by JeSoul(f): 11:22pm On Feb 14, 2010 |
Pastor AIO: saharachic:ROTFLOL Kai! if I no say this development go happen I for talk jeje and sweetly with joagbaje on those "first fruits" threads. How I go take beg am now? |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by Joagbaje(m): 5:45am On Feb 15, 2010 |
KunleOshob: The VP is not a thief EXODUS 22:28 "Do not blaspheme God or curse the ruler of your people. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by richjohn1(m): 7:41am On Feb 15, 2010 |
@Joagbage I am very sorry for my behaviour towards you am an IT person let me help in the maintenance and networking of systems in your church. Remember Jesus said we should forgive one another Let me too chop first fruit, remember theres love in sharing Kunle abeg leave Joe is friend from today. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 8:27am On Feb 15, 2010 |
is this the same agbaje everybody was cursing out the other day? Una all don become his biggest supporters now that you smell money, right? ok- in that case I'm also a member of goodluck's church circle. anyone who says otherwise is daft. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by Zikkyy(m): 8:31am On Feb 15, 2010 |
KunleOshob: You see yourself na? Where is my man Tonye-tithe? he is likely to be the biggest beneficiary of this new development My pastor joe, please remember me when the new venture takes off oooo. you know i was never really in the camp of these people giving you a bad name. I just need the position of accountant. I am very skilled at accounting for tithe and offerings |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by KunleOshob(m): 8:51am On Feb 15, 2010 |
Joagbaje: No one as accused the PS: Forget the Jibes please i am seriously interested in the position of treasurer in your proposed new ministry. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by PastorAIO: 8:51am On Feb 15, 2010 |
Pastor Joe, abeg don't mind all these sycophants. I will make an excellent asst. pastor and I will ensure that your music program will be the best in the country. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by Zikkyy(m): 8:56am On Feb 15, 2010 |
Pastor AIO: Hmmmm Pastor AIO, Asst. Pastor, Goodluck Church of Christ Inc. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by jagunlabi(m): 9:30am On Feb 15, 2010 |
Please, anybody who wants to get a slice of the Thank you. Joagbaje: |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by ttalks(m): 10:02am On Feb 15, 2010 |
I offer my services as Chief Security Officer to the aspiring G.O. I'll make certain no fool comes near the G.O. Alternatively, I also offer services for all the artwork required by the church for adverts. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 10:04am On Feb 15, 2010 |
Pastor Joseph Asaju Agbaje Group Chairman,CEO ,Overseeyer, Founder,and seated at the right hand side of your pockets. Accept my congratulations |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by ttalks(m): 10:05am On Feb 15, 2010 |
jagunlabi: ^^^^ Ha! I didn't know somebody had already taken the job of the Human Resource Manager for the church. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by KunleOshob(m): 10:11am On Feb 15, 2010 |
jagunlabi: In addition to the above any aspiring member who is not up to date in their tithes and first fruit would definitely not be welcome thjose who have consistently sowed seeds in addition to their up to date tithing and first fruit would be highly favoured. For those of you who are not up to date you would need to make special sacrificial offerings and sow a very big seed it is only then that you would be considered for any position in our propoed ministry. I would supply my account details shortly were you can pay all your outstanding tithes, first fruits and seed sowing. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by twizy: 10:13am On Feb 15, 2010 |
y'all r jokes |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by chuqudy(m): 10:15am On Feb 15, 2010 |
jagunlabi: What if Aoodoakan become a member? |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by richjohn1(m): 10:26am On Feb 15, 2010 |
This thread is getting interesting its even in the front page of Nairaland I'm thrilled today no go boring O! Pastor Mi, abeg O I no dey shakara O there's love in sharing |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by ttalks(m): 10:31am On Feb 15, 2010 |
KunleOshob: Regional Finance Manager! |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by SamMilla1(m): 10:50am On Feb 15, 2010 |
CEC PLC ? That a church ? |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by efoghorjos: 10:50am On Feb 15, 2010 |
KunleOshob, I think you are one of the big fools in this country who spark off religious crises. How would you speak blasphemously against God and his chosen vessels? First I noticed you used the word PLC in front of the church and then used "Lawd" in place of the Lord. Do you now assume God is your playmate or what? If you do not have respect for your parents, community leaders and your family don't expose your stupidity to the whole world in the name of being vocal. I do not know who Pastor Joe Agbaje is, but I think all men of God should be respected and not for basket mouths like you to begin to judge them in advance when they have not done anything to warrant such attacks and insinuation. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by princekevo(m): 10:52am On Feb 15, 2010 |
@ Seun Am in no doubt that you have lost your initial vision for this site. What is so much eductive abt a sensless and a childish post like this, that it can make a front page? I hope you are not leaving the duty of running NL to you Kids this days, coz am suprised at the kinda post i see these days on front page. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by ttalks(m): 10:55am On Feb 15, 2010 |
efoghorjos: ^^^obviously the above poster doesn't know anything about the going ons around here. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 11:11am On Feb 15, 2010 |
ttalks: it is patently obvious he doesn't. TO THOSE: who come to NL once in a while,leave this thread alone.You guys haven't been following our in-house entertainment and so,obviously you will not find the thread funny. it ISN'T blasphemous nor is it about GOD.Get that into your skulls |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by bandely(m): 11:13am On Feb 15, 2010 |
Ah! Thread of Clowns! |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by oge4real(f): 11:15am On Feb 15, 2010 |
Whats going on here? Runs away before being led into temptation. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by milkan05(m): 11:27am On Feb 15, 2010 |
*silent prayers and walks out of the thread* |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by vinceobe: 11:31am On Feb 15, 2010 |
The diatribe and virtuperation by this guy that calls himself KunleOshoh is in bad taste! What is happening here? Is this forum no longer moderated to separate the wheat from the chaff? What has the Acting President done to deserve this rubbish on him and where his family worship. This spineless KunloOsho is not only foolishly ridicling the Acting President, he is calling him a thief without proof and above all vilifying the church and work of God. This is blasphemy of the highest order. The likes of this fellow should not be allowed to rear their illiterate, foolish and warped sensibility in this forum. The posting was truly in bad taste. |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 11:35am On Feb 15, 2010 |
vinceobe: You guys dont get it,do you? [s]shakes head in pity and poos over last post[/s] |
Re: Congrats Pastor Agbaje, Goodluck Jonathan Now The Acting President Of Nigeria. by PastorAIO: 11:44am On Feb 15, 2010 |
efoghorjos: Efo Gorgeous, are you really as gorgeous as your name implies? Make we see ya picture na? |
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