In the stormy storm, ships in the middle river are sinking. The ship's passengers were among the country's most miserable people. He's drowning. But when others are frightened, they find that they smile at their looks.

On the side of the side of the side of the eye on the forehead. One asks: Brother, the ship is sinking! Where will you get the name of God, without you smiling?

Miser: I'm happy!

Co-travelers: Tell us what a happy event happened, so we also hear.

Misery: Brother, I did not have a return ticket like you. How many money have survived?

Bittakel's behavior and intellectualism like Montur Bap is not like his friend Jhantur's father. That day Montu went home to meet with Father Jhantur. Seeing that the friend dragged a three meter long pipe into a pipe.

Montu Baap: Tobacco eating is a bad thing.
Could not leave But what is the need to stretch such a long pipe so that the hookah?

Jhantur father: Dost, the doctor also says to stay away from tobacco, you have to cough. So what are we trying to keep tobacco away?

Interviewer: What is the bachelor's bargain to all?

Job seeker: A wife.

Interviewer: Why?

Job seeker: Wife should teach all the uses of all things.

Eating dinner: Sweetheart, do not you think I'm gonna go?

Smart husband's quick answer: No! What is that? Our bedroom has actually been dropped, so ...

The husband and wife's quarrel took a sharp turn. Both of the injured admitted to the hospital. Blood must be given to both. The doctor asked: Is your blood group the same?

The husband's reply to Katra: "It's going to be so long." For the last 20 years my blood is being sucked.

Even after the credit card was stolen, Montu did not report to the police or the bank. Because, his idea has come true - every month the thief betting is spending much less than what his wife used to spend.

The mother is living in the village with her employed girl in the cell phone. After talking for 62 minutes, the girl said: Okay mother, keep it now. Talk to me for free.

Mother apologizes to keep her phone: How busy I am! Pious poor mother can not even say two minutes! Woe is the world

The son-in-law opened his mouth in an emotional moment near his father-in-law. At the end of a lot of trouble, the boy said: Father, your daughter has brought breath to my nose! What do i do

The eyes of his father-in-law became deceptive: Parents, it sounds very bad! But think of my situation too! I have read your wife's mother ... I can understand how my life goes!

The beggar: Sir, I used to pay 50 rupees notes before I gave salam. Then started giving 20 rupees. But now that's just 5 rupees coins!

Montu's father: See, before I was single, I did not even get 50 rupees. Then I got married - then you understand! Then I will pay Tk 20. And now my baby is born - so, more than five ...

Beggar: wow wow, sir! Awaz! Bheikhari cut money wife and child? You should be a finance minister!

Beggar: Brother, how much is a collar?

Artisan: 6 Taka

Beggar: Brother, can not be paid at 2 taka?

Artisan: No. Want to eat banana two money!

The beggar: Brother is very ...

Artisan: I am the one person, the price of the call is 6 Taka. The cost of the two taka was so expensive.

The beggar: This is not the brother 4 taka Keep your promise, brother.


Artisan: Meaning?

The beggar: Keep me still, give me the inside kalai ...

Artisan: Oh, oh, I'm falling in love with you.

Wife: Before marriage, she said, after marriage, I will love mad like husband! And do not look back now ...

Husband: Oh my forehead! Who knew that your marriage would be with me?

Husband: Before preventing eating cigarettes, listen to drinking alcohol and stop talking. Do not be angry now! What is the event

Wife: Because, on the other side, the life partner of the next flat Mallick said about my benefits. The more I eat the future will be bright.

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Husband: Before preventing eating cigarettes, listen to drinking alcohol and stop talking. Do not be angry now! What is the event

Wife: Because, on the other side, the life partner of the next flat Mallick said about my benefits. The more I eat the future will be bright.

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