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Will U Run If U Where There by oscarwodo(m): 1:59pm On Feb 11, 2007
Imagine this happening to u
One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns.

One of the men proclaimed,

"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."

Immediately, the choir fled,

the deacons fled,
and most of the congregation fled,

Out of the 2,000 there only

remained around 20.
The man who had spoken took off his hood,

He then looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites,  Now you may begin your service. Have a nice
day!"
Re: Will U Run If U Where There by gee2(m): 7:16pm On Feb 12, 2007
Maka why, wetin go chase me when the guy no be goat.
If you run, e no mean say me sef go run like oya (grrass cutter)
Re: Will U Run If U Where There by 2star(m): 5:23pm On Feb 13, 2007
we pray the holy spirit to be wit us in all situation. especially like this one
Re: Will U Run If U Where There by beyunce(f): 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2007
Amen.

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