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| Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 2:13pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
Feel free to paste jokes here all ye who have no humor and resort to copy and paste  DO NOT CHAT ON THIS THREAD OR I GO VESKRev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation was not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man (Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem no understand your big English". Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued: Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible" Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side" Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples" Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus fall inside canoe with him pallies" Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm" Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove na im yawa come gas" Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind" Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter" Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master" Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop him pallies, dem begin hala bros bros" Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmed down the wind" Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus standa come arrange the yawa" Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye men of little faith" Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus look him pallies, shake him head say UNA FALL MY HAND " Reinhard Bonke: “the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this? Akpomiemie: him pallies come hala say sho, Bro J, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH?" |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by uchdazzle: 2:35pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
wont tell anyone one guess urs is dubbing (compass newspaper)  :-x |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 2:39pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
Guy! i said no chatting  i'm only redistributing jokes. . . that ain't copy n paste  |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by jessefly: 5:00pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
cin d joke b4 yawn |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by studio43(m): 5:43pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
Too long and dry, U aint gat no good sense of humour, The stalest joke ever comming from wanksta like Dike! |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by Ben13: 5:59pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
great thread. . .copy and paste jokes randomly; no chatting pls. Here's mine (copied) Nigeria’s President Umaru Yar'Adua has continually been criticized and often called a weak President by Nigerians in and outside the country. Yesterday, the President could not take this accusation anymore and decided to diffuse this accusation. Here is what the President had to say in his prime time address: Fellow Nigerians, I, President Umaru Yar'Adua, have for months been called a weak President. Let me tell you Nigerians, I am not weak as you all think! I am doing something for Nigerians. Yesterday for example, I managed to attend my village wrestling competition in Katsina State. My fellow Nigerians, a President who does all these, is he a weak President? |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by dani1luv: 6:36pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
If there's should only be copy and paste here. .then how do we comment. . or we wld also copy and paste comment. . ehn |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by cbase: 7:05pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
dani1luv: copied and pasted.  |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by studio43(m): 7:17pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
U nor see how dat oshodi goat dey reason? Why person nor go comment if the joke nor tyte |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 9:15pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
 bleedin gorillaz. . . i said no chattin. . . what tha heck mheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!  |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by studio43(m): 9:44pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
Mugu, I think sey na oshodi garage u dey? |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by Ben13: 9:19am On Feb 18, 2010 |
dani1luv: WE COMMENT ON EACH COPIED AND PASTED JOKES AND NOT TO CHAT.  Dickele more, pls. . . |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by Ben13: 9:21am On Feb 18, 2010 |
Jojo and Jaja were trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn’t work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn’t work either, so he tossed it. Jojo struck the third one and it lit up. “That’s a good one!” he said, blowing it out. “I'm gonna save it!” |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 9:29am On Feb 18, 2010 |
Ben-10: I resemble olodo ni? |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by holythug(m): 9:37am On Feb 18, 2010 |
@ben10 usin wande coal's s'ope **sum gat jokes but cannot chat,sum can chat but dey av no jokes. . .if u av jokes & u can chat beta open ur mouth & . . . |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by Ben13: 9:50am On Feb 18, 2010 |
that was a joke, holythug dickele, if you derail the thread, I'll lock it.  |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 9:55am On Feb 18, 2010 |
na me u dey threaten? |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by holythug(m): 9:57am On Feb 18, 2010 |
:d |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 10:18am On Feb 18, 2010 |
Adam said he was feeling lonely and asked God for company. "I was thinking of making you a woman," said God. "What is a woman?" asked Adam. "Nearly a man, only curvier," said God, "and also sweet, caring and loving and at your beck and call. She will be an inspiration to you." "Gosh," said Adam, "how much will that cost?" "An arm and a leg," said God. "What could I get for a rib?" asked Adam. |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 10:31am On Feb 18, 2010 |
Another Joke before Ben comot him key A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, He went that way. "After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. " The nun said she understood completely. The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs." The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls, I don't want to go to Iraq either" |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by yinkalink(f): 10:55am On Feb 18, 2010 |
D1KeleVra:ctrl c, ctrl v ? |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 11:01am On Feb 18, 2010 |
^^ Exactly. . . u're such a whiz-kid |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 1:47pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
Madam, them send u?  |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by Ben13: 4:08pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined N200 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined N600. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of N1800. ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?". To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A COMPLETE SEASON ?" |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by Abbeycity4(f): 4:37pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: I roff dis joke |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by studio43(m): 5:27pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
U too dey love things wey nor make sense |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by Ben13: 2:54pm On Feb 19, 2010 |
Copied. . . The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for headache.' The second pupil said: 'Nytol' 'Excellent. And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep.' Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra' 'Johnny, what is it used for?' 'I think it can be used for diarrhea.' 'Who told you this?' 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little poo will get harder.' |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by dani1luv: 2:58pm On Feb 19, 2010 |
:d |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 11:17am On Feb 22, 2010 |
Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Johnny's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, I think I broke his gambling. The father asked how and she said. He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money. DAMN! said the father. What's wrong? the teacher asked. Little Johnny's father said. This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over! |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(m): 11:20am On Feb 22, 2010 |
A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS A mink in the closet, A Jaguar in the garage, A tiger in the bedroom, And an ass to pay for it all! |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by Ben13: 11:34am On Feb 22, 2010 |
A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, Dear, would you like to say the blessing? I wouldn't know what to say," shyly replies the little girl. Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie. Her daughter takes a deep breath, bows her head, and solemnly says, Dear Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner? |
| Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by tytylayor: 6:02pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
up dikele |
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