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God Is A Manchester United Fan by Holyguy22(m): 6:06pm On Feb 18, 2010
After Five years of winning
no trophy, the Arsenal
Football Club Fans killed their
coach Arsene Wenger. He
goes to Heaven and God
takes him on a tour. He
shows Wenger a little 1-
bedroom house with a faded
Arsenal Flag banner hanging
from the front porch. "This is
your home, Coach. Most
people don't get their own
house up here," God said.
Mr Wenger looks at the
house, then turns around
and looks at the one sitting
on the top of the hill. It's a
huge two-story mansion with
white marble columns and
little patios under all of the
windows. Manchester United
flags line both sides of the
sidewalk with a huge purple
and gold Manchester United
banner hanging between the
marble columns.
"Thanks for the home, God,
but let me ask you a
question. I get this little 1
bedroom house with a faded
Arsenal banner, and Alex
Ferguson gets a mansion
with new Manchester United
banners and flags flying all
over the place. Why is that?"
God looks at him seriously
for a moment and then
replies, "That's not
Ferguson ’s house, that's
mine!!"
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by dani1luv: 6:10pm On Feb 18, 2010
:d
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by studio43(m): 6:13pm On Feb 18, 2010
Na waa o
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by dani1luv: 6:26pm On Feb 18, 2010
real wa
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by tayoast(m): 9:29pm On Feb 18, 2010
orishirishi
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by Officerricky(m): 9:53pm On Feb 18, 2010
Bloody nonsense!
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by studio43(m): 10:24pm On Feb 18, 2010
Police officer take am easy naw lol
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by Holyguy22(m): 8:37am On Feb 19, 2010
i am LMFAO from una comments.
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by D1KeleVra(m): 10:06am On Feb 19, 2010
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by Kunbee: 11:30pm On Feb 21, 2010
undecided
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by mrkid(m): 12:51pm On Feb 22, 2010
Guy he be like say u don reach heaven b4 shocked cool shocked grin cheesy wink smiley
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by r231(m): 12:59pm On Feb 22, 2010
ok
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by Kunbee: 10:59pm On Feb 22, 2010
What
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by DAVE5(m): 2:55am On Feb 23, 2010
thats supposed 2 b funny
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by Kunbee: 6:27am On Feb 24, 2010
Nah

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