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Your Ancestors Aren't Proud Of You If You're Fond Of Doing Any Of These 5 Things by tortorri1: 8:27am On Aug 28, 2017
If you're reading this and you are fond of doing one or all of the listed five things in this post and you know very well in your mind that it's not right to do them, but still do them anyways, we have news for you. Your ancestors are highly disappointed in you. Every time you do these things, they are not just disappointed, they weep and wail!

Now, please tell us, what really is your problem? Why are you giving your ancestors stress? As if coping with being dead and gone from the land of the living is not enough, they also have to cope with watching you do these things that they are not proud of you doing. At least, give them a reason to smile and be proud of you while they constantly watch over you.

You know what? Let's just get to talking about these five things so that you can know your sin(s) before we scold you some more and hopefully, we can convince you to change.

1. Not Having Your Bath
We and your ancestors alike would really like you to give us a very good reason or reasons for doing this. How are you comfortable with getting through the day without a bath? It's even more shocking to know that some of you go a week and beyond without having your bath and have no problem with it. Do you not know the dangers you risk exposing yourself and the people around you to at all?

Everyday, your body gives off sweat and accumulates germs. When you don't have your bath, you're simply giving those germs your sweaty body as a suitable environment to breed in, gradually giving rise to harmful skin infections, including body odour, which terrorizes the noses of everyone who come near and/or in contact with you. How you are so comfortable with all of that is just absolutely beyond us.

You really need to give all of this a thought. Is this really how you want to live your life? A life of skin infections and body odour? It's really not a good way to live your life, if you ask us. You really need to start thinking of repenting from your ways. Your ancestors are really not proud.

http://www.tortorri.com/2017/08/your-ancestors-are-not-proud-of-you-if_43.html

Re: Your Ancestors Aren't Proud Of You If You're Fond Of Doing Any Of These 5 Things by respect80(m): 8:38am On Aug 28, 2017
Body odor terrorizing the nose of everyone that comes around you grin

This got me cracking my ribs abi na BH terrorist

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