DOCTUFOS: Otem Erectus 117:19-23

19. Now the king called him aside and said, now tell me, did you see our ancestors in your sleep yesterday? Did they tell you to attack the land of Iruwa?
20. And Ugunwureyi said, I did not see anyone in my dream and no one told me to attack Iruwa. And O king, why did you ask this question?
21. And Omori said, I ask because I prayed to the nine great witches and wizards yesterday when the sun has moved towards the west. And I asked them that they should arise and win the battle for us.
22. And Ugunwureyi said, the battle was fought and won in the morning yesterday and even the cutting away of the head of the King of Iruwa was the last we did and it was done even far before noon.
23. So this is definitely not an answer from your ancestors to you because you prayed after it has happened. Now all the homos of this land who were captured by the Iruwans have I released. And they shall be here anytime soon.

JackBizzle:
Felixomor, kingebukasblog,

How do you explain this? Does your God now love gays?

felixomor:


The flood in Noah's days didnt spare Noah's house.
Even Lot lost his wife when Sodom was destroyed.
There is no need to discuss this further.

Pls Download a Bible and read.

JackBizzle:


Noah no get house na! Noah sef don park im load for ark before baba god flood eferywhere.

felixomor:

The flood in Noah's days didnt spare Noah's house.

felixomor:

Even Lot lost his wife when Sodom was destroyed.

felixomor:

There is no need to discuss this further.

felixomor:

Pls Download a Bible and read.

sonofluc1fer:

[s]So, ehn, this Pastor had no reason to believe he'd be safe from the flood?

God's plan for Noah was better - the man, his family and those two mosquitoes were safe in the ark before the floods came. Surely, the new Covenant ought to have upgraded security features.

I don't think you'd agree though.


In dark and terrifying times - - such as when I'm having a discussion with you - - I tend to drink a lot of whiskey. It helps calm my nerves, and also provides motivation to give you an education.

It seems you have been a victim of miseducation - but if you'd be humble and listen to the voice of reason, there might still be salvation for your brain.

The story of Lot talks about the wrath of God against a town. Where this town was fictional or not is not the core of this debate - what lessons can we draw from the story ?

Lot, after being adviced by some sexy angels - - seriously, these guys were so hot the whole town wanted to Bleep them - - to leave the city, moved out with his children and wife.

Unfortunately, Lot's wife loved her home. Or maybe someone else. The angels had warned them not to look back while escaping - basically to act like Rambo walking away from an explosion, the fire and crumbling city lighting the background.

Love pulled Lot's wife's heart, her eyes turned to take in the fall of her beloved city, her people, and she turned into a pillar of sweetness.

Why do you choose to misinterpret such a beautiful story of love?


Look at you. You think discussion is throwing illogical bombs at your opponents till you exhaust them? Park well joor.



If common sense could be downloaded to your brain, that would improve the world's IQ average by a few points.
You have potential Felixomor[/s].

felixomor:


Rubbish

sonofluc1fer:

Like your reasoning.

sonofluc1fer:

So, ehn, this Pastor had no reason to believe he'd be safe from the flood?

God's plan for Noah was better - the man, his family and those two mosquitoes were safe in the ark before the floods came. Surely, the new Covenant ought to have upgraded security features.

I don't think you'd agree though.


In dark and terrifying times - - such as when I'm having a discussion with you - - I tend to drink a lot of whiskey. It helps calm my nerves, and also provides motivation to give you an education.

It seems you have been a victim of miseducation - but if you'd be humble and listen to the voice of reason, there might still be salvation for your brain.

The story of Lot talks about the wrath of God against a town. Where this town was fictional or not is not the core of this debate - what lessons can we draw from the story ?

Lot, after being adviced by some sexy angels - - seriously, these guys were so hot the whole town wanted to Bleep them - - to leave the city, moved out with his children and wife.

Unfortunately, Lot's wife loved her home. Or maybe someone else. The angels had warned them not to look back while escaping - basically to act like Rambo walking away from an explosion, the fire and crumbling city lighting the background.

Love pulled Lot's wife's heart, her eyes turned to take in the fall of her beloved city, her people, and she turned into a pillar of sweetness.

Why do you choose to misinterpret such a beautiful story of love?


Look at you. You think discussion is throwing illogical bombs at your opponents till you exhaust them? Park well joor.



If common sense could be downloaded to your brain, that would improve the world's IQ average by a few points.
You have potential Felixomor.

felixomor:


Sorry you dont reason like me.
What u wrote was the rubbish

sonofluc1fer:

I agree I don't reason like you, I'll take that as a compliment.

Show me how what I wrote was rubbish, if you can. Taunts and jibes are unnecessary when one claims to be smart and intelligent.

felixomor:

The rubbish speaks for itself.

dorox:
Using the pastor's logic, we can conclude that he is a closet homosexual, that is why God sent the flood to destroy his house in order to punish him and expose him.

sonofluc1fer:

[s]I agree. You speak for yourself.


I'm sorry. Can we focus on the discussion now? Will that be too much to ask? [/s]

felixomor:


Where did the bible say so?

JackBizzle:


Na tent im dey live na! U no watch the Noah film?

sonofluc1fer:

E don tey o. How time flies.