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Older & Wiser in Dating and marriage by dm(m): 6:29pm On Dec 18, 2005
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
> > When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
> > decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
> > In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
> > Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
> > time and threatened suicide.
> > So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
> > When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She
> > was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
> > became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
> > When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
> > with her.
> > She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
> > When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
> > planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
> > that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
> > I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big t*ts
> >
Re: Older & Wiser in Dating and marriage by hotangel2(f): 8:10pm On Dec 18, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy

good luck.
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Re: Older & Wiser in Dating and marriage by jayemkay(f): 8:01pm On Apr 18, 2006
all the best with that! grin
Re: Older & Wiser in Dating and marriage by diddy4(m): 12:10am On Apr 19, 2006
big tits might end up sofocating you. grin
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