KHATI
*LESSONS ON MARRIAGE*



1. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A WEAKNESS*
Only God has no weakness. Every rose flower has its own thorn. If you focus too much on your spouse’s weakness, you can’t get the best out of his/her strength.



2. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A DARK HISTORY*
No one is an angel, therefore, avoid digging one’s past. What matters is the present life of your partner. Old things are passed away. Try to forgive and forget. The past can’t be changed. So focus on the present and the future


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3. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS IT’S OWN CHALLENGES*
Marriage is not bed of roses. Every shining marriage has gone through its own test of hot and excruciating fire. True love is proved in time of challenge. Fight for your marriage! Make up your mind to stay with your spouse in time of needs. Remember this is the vow you made on your wedding day!

*GOD CANNOT GIVE YOU THE COMPLETE PERSON YOU DESIRE*
God gives you, her or him in form of raw materials in order for you to mold what you desire. You may desire a woman who can pray for 1 hour but your wife can only pray for 30 minutes. With your love, prayer and encouragement, she can improve.



TO MARRY IS TO TAKE A RISK*
You cannot predict what will happen after marriage, as situation may change, so, leave a room for adjustment. Pregnancy may not come in the next 4 years. You may get married to her because she's slim but she becomes a little fat after a child. He may lose his beautiful job for years that you have to take the financial responsibility of the family until he gets a new job. But with God by your side, you will smile at long last.

1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*
2 *_ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS_*



*1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*



*2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*



*3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*



*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
*(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)

*4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*




*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*



*6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*



*7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*



8.* You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)

one word give 5 reason why is difficult for Ladies to propose. Your Time Starts Now. B

When we pray, we are often committed to the "act" but neglect the major things that keeps the heavens open. Let me share some instances:


* Mrs Kamson went for a church program despite the fact that her husband did not grant her permission, she left with the kids uncared for and the house unkept. During the prayer session, her voice was the loudest. How can we access God with a disobedient heart?



* Tade's friend got married, travelled out of the country for summer and got back with a new job package. His heart is filled with jealousy and hatred. He thinks he deserved all that his friend is getting. He is the praise leader in church and with the same heart he cries to God for breakthrough. Hmmm, how can the praise and prayers of such a man be acceptable?


* Mr and Mrs kings have not been on talking terms for one week yet they have been committed to the ongoing fasting and prayers in church; each one is facing the wall and chasing their own imaginary demon while the "one thousand and ten thousand enemy is already attacking their matrimony.

A man found his wife with another man in his bedroom. Instead of shouting or beating both of them he just went back to the sitting room. He switched on the Television and started watching some gospel videos. The wife and the boyfriend were in panic. The boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting room then he said "Sir am sorry for sleeping with your wife" Husband "It happens you can go". The boyfriend left. The wife never came out from the bedroom till it was time to sleep. The husband switched off the Television and went to sleep in the bedroom. He found his wife sited on the floor crying. The husband never said anything or even asking her. He just slept on his bed and covered himself with some blankets. In the morning on waking up, he found his wife dead. She had committed suicide in the middle of the night as her husband was asleep. The husband was jailed for 20 years for murder. QUESTION: Who was not fair ?


1.The husband 2.The wife or 3.The law ? Choose one.. (Be honest) Comment fast please. Don't forget to share to others.

Please who made it compulsory for guys to give girls money when they visit.. Even when the guy didn't sleep with her?

<<<UNTIL DEATH DO YOU PART>>> If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day. Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day. Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day. Marry a rich person everyday is New Year's Day Marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day. Marry a cheater or liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.