Hope you will like this joke. A serious one to keep you laughing. Enjoy your day!

Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is
one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his
wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."

Nice one.

LMAO

;Dcasper, that lady might know me too

this one na serious casting .

the woman should be stopped

before she wrecks further havoc

Mrs Jones do you know Spenchuks,

Yes I've known him since he was a baby, I even washed some of his diapers but he is a huge dissapoinment he has been chuking girls allover the place which is why he now calls himself spenchuks his real name is Chukudi Anurpurum Okwudili Ezenwatorobia Anidike. He has pregnated over 27 girls I heard one of them is Gabriella the daughter of Nne Clementina that lives down the street. Of course I know Spenchuks.

I believe you.You even know am reach bed.

coolykdat:

Mrs Jones do you know Spenchuks,

Yes I've known him since he was a baby, I even washed some of his diapers but he is a huge dissapoinment he has been chuking girls allover the place which is why he now calls himself spenchuks his real name is Chukudi Anurpurum Okwudili Ezenwatorobia Anidike. He has pregnated over 27 girls I heard one of them is Gabriella the daughter of Nne Clementina that lives down the street. Of course I know Spenchuks.

Objection my lord!

this guy is going coocoo

he should be remanded in the psychiatric custody

Na lie my lord

The woman sabi am True true evn my sister Princesa is carrying twins for him my Lord

He is Guity as charged!!

@ joke LMAO

coolykdat:

Na lie my lord

The woman sabi am True true evn my sister Princesa is carrying twins for him my Lord

He is Guity as charged!!

no put me for trouble o

lol @all