SHAQ: i wanted to play basketball but it seems d ball is missing. What else do i play?

STUDIO CFR: basket!

always knew this guy is a dullard

got this in my mail


I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of
men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole
Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their
head and women with their
heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my
girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on
the planet dreads to
hear,
"You're just not in touch with my emotional
needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She
responded to my puzzled
look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I
am and not what I do for
you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went
shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around
with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She
wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she
picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She
must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think
she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
"That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I
think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
"No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs
as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And
just when she had this look like
she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't
you just love me for who I am
and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

A flight from London to Kano develops faults in
Nigerian airspace.
Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano
airport.
"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith
reporting
flight 007"
"Do you copy?"
Kano tower; - "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"
British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical
faults"
Kano tower; - "kai haba!"
British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"
Kano tower; - "okay plight 00Seben kan you tune
fawa
in injin?"
British Airways; - "Negative power in engines
dead"
Kano tower;- "Walahi?"
British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"
Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude
twenty
thousand pit?"
British Airways; - "negative tower, wings wont
respond"
Kano tower; - "kai!"
British Airways; - "negative didnt copy that
tower"
Kano Tower; - "okay d flane will kom down in
som time
due to low injin =
fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due
1st sebenty digri"
British Airways; - "Negative, can't activate the
landing gear"
Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'
British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight 007"
Kano Towers;- "okay refit apta me"
British Airways; - "okay what?"
Kano Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU,
WA ASHADU
ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for
the
dead!)

There once was an American Indian whose given
name was "Onestone".
So named because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to
call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!
" The word got around and nobody called him
that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep
into the forest
where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue
Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what
he promised he would do. Years went by and no
one dared call him by his given nam until a
woman. named Yellow Bird returned to the
village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said,
"Good to see you, Onestone
" Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the
forest, then he made love to her all day, made
love to her all night, made love to her all the next
day,
made love to her all the next night, but Yellow
Bird wouldn't die!
And the moral of this story is
"you can't kill two birds with one stone."

Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA
was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.
The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill
Clinton.
He suggested turning the message upside
down ,

See what Studio had to say about his hard-luck with gals. .

Everytime i tell a girl i loff her, she'll say i am an agbero. . .dat I no go school. .

I met Yinka today, she said she had B.Sc in Marketing. .me too, I get Mp3 in Music

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