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Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by BisQuit(m): 6:02pm On Oct 02, 2017
Loo paper made of 22-carat GOLD goes on sale at £825k for those who fancy throwing their money straight down the toilet

There seems to be no limit to the extremes people will go to show off their wealth.

And now, for those who truly want to wow guests - or simply want to flush some excess money down the loo, there is...gold toilet paper.

The roll, sold by Australian company the Toilet Paper Man is made from 22-carat gold and costs a staggering $1,376,900.00 (around £825,839).
The website claims that each roll - which comes with a free bottle of champagne - will be delivered personally.

And for those concerned that metal may not provide a gentle wipe, the roll is three-ply to ensure the utmost comfort.


Lalasticlala , Mynd44 coman and see o shocked

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Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by whitebeard(m): 6:04pm On Oct 02, 2017
U know the Funniest thing after using it some people will still use tissue paper grin how on earth will this work. It just for deco abeg. Besides will u flush gold into the soak away because u are no longer using it..
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by rifasenate11(m): 6:04pm On Oct 02, 2017
what is the essence of turning it into a toilet paper then. when it will still be melted and made into another thing.ironically, thieves will break into your toilet
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by UrennaNkoli(f): 6:05pm On Oct 02, 2017
At the end of the day, it will still wine and dine with sh*t inside septic tank
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by BisQuit(m): 6:10pm On Oct 02, 2017
Golden Waste

For those looking to take their obsession with bling to the next level; boxes of 24kt gold pills that promise to 'turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth'.

The sparkling capsules, measuring 2cm long, can be found on the Citizen:Citizen website priced at $425 (around £262).

After digesting the three gold-leaf tablets, shefinds.com claims consumers will find flakes of pure precious metal decorating their excrement.

The Gold Pills were designed by late New York artist Tobi Wong in collaboration with Ken Courtney.

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Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by ChineseBuggati3(m): 6:11pm On Oct 02, 2017
A typical Nigerian man go buy this, just to clean nyash
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by Nobody: 6:14pm On Oct 02, 2017
It shall not be well with poverty. cry

Meanwhile
HajimeSaito:
Whenever acts of barbarism occur, it can always be traced to one of the two "I":

Insanity or Islam.
I say:
In-sa-nity
Chri-sta-nity

They both seem to have same intonations tongue
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by BisQuit(m): 6:19pm On Oct 02, 2017
Speaking to the Mail Online, the company said the inspiration for the roll came from Dubai.

'When we saw in Dubai some hotels have full gold toilet seats and handles for the toilet paper we decided it would be a good idea.
' It took four years of patience to make one roll which has gold flakes through it.'

The website describes their uber-luxurious product, saying: ‘This is the most expensive toilet paper roll in the world.

‘A quality 3-ply toilet paper with 22-carat gold through the roll.

‘As you use the toilet paper 22-carat gold flakes will fall onto the floor and your behind taking you to another level of sophistication.

‘We have only been able to produce one roll at this stage. Naturally it comes gift wrapped. This is 100 per cent useable and safe and made proudly in Australia.’

Perhaps unsurprisingly no one has brought the roll as yet, though the company told Mail Online: 'We would love to get a purchase.

'However somebody needs a big PayPal account or a black AMEX card.'

For those looking to leave guests in no doubt of their superior wealth, there is a range of gold bathroom fittings, including a golden toilet seat, available to complement the roll.

It has recently been revealed that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have splashed out a whopping £460,000 on four gold-plated loos for their new sprawling Bel Air mansion

However, even Kimye cannot quite compete with the world's most expensive gold lavatory, the £3million Hang Fung Gold Toilet, part of jeweller Hang Fung's solid gold bathroom in Hong Kong.


Source=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471446/Loo-paper-22-carat-GOLD-goes-sale-825k.html

Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by Nobody: 6:19pm On Oct 02, 2017
What shall it profit a man to wipe his ass and get bruised?

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Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by BisQuit(m): 6:36pm On Oct 02, 2017
ShyCypher:
What shall it profit a man to wipe his ass and get bruised?

Lol, how will you get bruised?
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by BlaQWolf: 6:37pm On Oct 02, 2017
BisQuit:
Golden Waste

For those looking to take their obsession with bling to the next level; boxes of 24kt gold pills that promise to 'turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth'.

The sparkling capsules, measuring 2cm long, can be found on the Citizen:Citizen website priced at $425 (around £262).

After digesting the three gold-leaf tablets, shefinds.com claims consumers will find flakes of pure precious metal decorating their excrement.

The Gold Pills were designed by late New York artist Tobi Wong in collaboration with Ken Courtney.




Nothing wey person no go see... Golden shit, lol

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Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by Nobody: 7:16pm On Oct 02, 2017
BisQuit:

Lol, how will you get bruised?


Isn't it metal?
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by BisQuit(m): 7:26pm On Oct 02, 2017
ShyCypher:




Isn't it metal?

Negative Sir.
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by Nobody: 7:31pm On Oct 02, 2017
BisQuit:


Negative Sir.


Gold is gas abi?
Yu do chemistry at all?

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Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by meezynetwork(m): 8:14pm On Oct 02, 2017
Foolishness
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by BisQuit(m): 8:38pm On Oct 02, 2017
ShyCypher:



Gold is gas abi?
Yu do chemistry at all?

Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by HajimeSaito(m): 12:40pm On Oct 03, 2017
Gustavo404:
It shall not be well with poverty. cry

Meanwhile

I say:
In-sa-nity
Chri-sta-nity

They both seem to have same intonations tongue

You need to have your brain surgically enhanced if you you actually believe that. I know your brain defect is hereditary, but trust me, surgery does wonders. You don't have to live the rest of your life with the poor genetic inheritance your parents left you. grin
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by Nobody: 1:34pm On Oct 03, 2017
HajimeSaito:


You need to have your brain surgically enhanced if you you actually believe that. I know your brain defect is hereditary, but trust me, surgery does wonders. You don't have to live the rest of your life with the poor genetic inheritance your parents left you. grin
Lol.. u see.. one can sense how hurt u are from ur post cheesy despite the fact that u started this thing undecidedwe just can't cohabitate with factors like intolerance, bigotry, dishonesty etc living in our different selves. We gotta work on our selves for a better future for our unborn children.
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by HajimeSaito(m): 2:22pm On Oct 03, 2017
Gustavo404:
Lol.. u see.. one can sense how hurt u are from ur post cheesy despite the fact that u started this thing undecidedwe just can't cohabitate with factors like intolerance, bigotry, dishonesty etc living in our different selves. We gotta work on our selves for a better future for our unborn children.

YOU need to work on yourself. I'm already the finished article. You need to grow a few more brain cells or no one will take you seriously.
There's nothing wrong with being intolerant of stupidity. And there's nothing more stupid than a religion founded by a pedophile illiterate fake " prophet " Sex Award Winner ( S.A.W ) who promised his followers eternal sex as a reward for their blind obedience to him.

Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by BisQuit(m): 8:16am On Oct 11, 2017
HajimeSaito:


YOU need to work on yourself. I'm already the finished article. You need to grow a few more brain cells or no one will take you seriously.
There's nothing wrong with being intolerant of stupidity. And there's nothing more stupid than a religion founded by a pedophile illiterate fake " prophet " Sex Award Winner ( S.A.W ) who promised his followers eternal sex as a reward for their blind obedience to him.


Bro , not the thread please...
Re: Have You Seen The Toilet Paper Made Of 22-carat GOLD That Is On Sale For £825k by Originality007: 8:22pm On Oct 11, 2017
O pari

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