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5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Thepasserby(m): 3:50am On Oct 08, 2017 |
The church is one of the most complete places to have ever existed on face the earth. It is like a hospital where you find the good, bad and ugly all dwelling together waiting for the great sieving. Here is a list of some members you are likely to find in the church today. 1. The innocent seducers These ones were wonderfully made and endowed by God and they are so blessed that some of them don't even know how to dress and cover the parts that will make the brothers go thinking. Some of them are innocent of the fact that their natural possessions are commotion in the congregation. http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/5-types-of-church-members-you-come-across-every-sunday 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Thepasserby(m): 3:56am On Oct 08, 2017 |
The I don't know what I am doing here crew These ones are like the seeds that fell by the roadside and have no idea what they are even doing in the church, all they know is that they were brought up as Chrisroans and have to go to church every Sunday. Most at times, their dressings are out of place, they don't carry Bibles nor are they interested in anything going on in the church. They are the ushers nightmare. 28 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Thepasserby(m): 4:00am On Oct 08, 2017 |
The Holy Brethren These ones have a way of linking everything to the scriptures. They always have scriptures for almost everything you are doing. They are the first to always speak and tag something as worldly. To them, everything in the world does not belong to God. They are the types who are always in the habits of sending notes to the ushers or church council bringing to their notice some "ungodly" act they have seen someone do. 9 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by DuBLINGreenb(m): 4:03am On Oct 08, 2017 |
Where's 4 and 5 add the Extremists 1 Like |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Thepasserby(m): 4:06am On Oct 08, 2017 |
The repentant sinners These one are always on the way to the altar to either give their lives to Christ or rededicate it back to him. They are always under the conviction of the Holy Spirit that they have sinned and need God's mercy. They don't care about what others say about them, all they want is Jesus and nothing more. You often find them shedding tears during worship sessions and these are the ones Jesus refers to as "worshipers in spirit and truth" 18 Likes
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Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Thepasserby(m): 4:11am On Oct 08, 2017 |
The devil agents These one are always in the service to look for what to talk about. They are the ones who literally UnCloth the ladies with their eyes, they are always pressing their phones or doing something ungodly in the presence of God. You hardly find most of them in church during prayer sessions. 13 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by BreezyCB(m): 4:19am On Oct 08, 2017 |
Bench warmer |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by ubergold(m): 4:52am On Oct 08, 2017 |
Don't forget to add the "The Networkers". They are in church with the main purpose of meeting people. You normally find these close the cafeteria or trying to start conversations even while the message is going on. 6 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by babyfaceafrica: 5:02am On Oct 08, 2017 |
Lolz |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by enilove(m): 5:06am On Oct 08, 2017 |
Which one do you belong to ? 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Iseoluwani: 5:42am On Oct 08, 2017 |
That I may know him and the power of his resurrection 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Nobody: 6:57am On Oct 08, 2017 |
so true...some even attend church to charge phones. who is the fhucktard repeating his post? |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Amarabae(f): 7:00am On Oct 08, 2017 |
You forgot the The phone chargers and the fashion police. Happy sunday 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Nobody: 7:00am On Oct 08, 2017 |
Lol yes o |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by seunlayi(m): 7:01am On Oct 08, 2017 |
No 1 to 5 all have something in common, there salvation is NOT GENUINE, they need to understand what being a CHRISTIAN IS "...Earnestly contend for the faith" 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by MadCow1: 7:02am On Oct 08, 2017 |
All I know is that any day Sister Rebecca wear White come church, she no dey fall for bare ground under anointing.. Na only for Altar where rug dey she dey fall so cloth no go dirty... 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Nobody: 7:02am On Oct 08, 2017 |
The number of redacted comments here this early is mind numbing... |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by AlwaysUltraPad: 7:03am On Oct 08, 2017 |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Adaumunocha(f): 7:04am On Oct 08, 2017 |
Many go to connect with a spouse... |
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Dutchey(m): 7:05am On Oct 08, 2017 |
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