[color=#990000][/color]*Six ways to stay safe from the dreaded Monkey Pox:*


1. Avoid wearing Monkey jacket.


2. Avoid Chinese Films especially 'Snake in The Monkey Shadow


3. If u luv playing football like me please avoid 'Monkey Post' for now until after the 2018 World Cup in Russia.


4. Avoid that alcoholic concoction called "Monkey tail"

5. Don't ever use the phrase 'Monkey no fine but im Mama like am' else the pox will come upon u like a Hurricane.

6. Don't ever allow any of ur children to be jumping up and down like Monkey else dem go catch am o! It is better they jump like Antelope or any other animal.

Please spread to others...