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Lucifer's Digest by sonofluc1fer: 12:16am On Oct 20, 2017
Question: Why are Nigerian Christians so loud?







Answer: So God can hear them above the sound of generators.

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Re: Lucifer's Digest by sonofluc1fer: 12:19am On Oct 20, 2017
Question: What's the difference between a mad man and a Nigerian Christian?






Answer: The Nigerian Christian believes all things.

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Re: Lucifer's Digest by folashade96(f): 12:25am On Oct 20, 2017
am i blind or nobody is seeing it?

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Re: Lucifer's Digest by sonofluc1fer: 12:58am On Oct 20, 2017
folashade96:
am i blind or nobody is seeing it?
How you make 300000?

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Re: Lucifer's Digest by Daeylar(f): 9:43am On Oct 20, 2017
Lol, let me come and laugh,
I know this thread is going to be funny
Re: Lucifer's Digest by Daeylar(f): 9:44am On Oct 20, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
Question: What's the difference between a mad man and a Nigerian Christian?






Answer: The Nigerian Christian believes all things.

I didn't get the joke sad
Re: Lucifer's Digest by johnydon22(m): 10:00am On Oct 20, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

How you make 300000?

Chai savage grin grin
Re: Lucifer's Digest by Nobody: 2:25pm On Oct 20, 2017
Such baseless fact. sad
Re: Lucifer's Digest by Nobody: 3:29pm On Oct 20, 2017
Ephesians5:...

"Be, therefore, followers of God as dear children. And walk in love as Christ has loved us, and has given Himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweet smelling savour. But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becomes saints; Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient; but rather giving of thanks. 6. Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things comes the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. Be not partakers with them. 11. And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them."
Re: Lucifer's Digest by johnydon22(m): 4:05pm On Oct 20, 2017
Jhaytee4all:
Such baseless fact. sad

Nigerians and contradicting use of language shaa.

if its Baseless then it's not fact. if it is fact then it is not baseless.


So biko make up your mind; is it baseless or a fact ?

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Re: Lucifer's Digest by Dalam0n: 4:23pm On Oct 20, 2017
Sadly, the Nigerian theists has been reduced to :

Lack of Knowledge = God.
Re: Lucifer's Digest by Nobody: 4:57pm On Oct 20, 2017
johnydon22:


Nigerians and contradicting use of language shaa.

if its Baseless then it's not fact. if it is fact then it is not baseless.


So biko make up your mind; is it baseless or a fact ?

Thank you for your opinion.

However, your question is appreciated as I can benevolently answer you sad according to my word usage of *such baseless fact*, it is plausible and accurate, and can't be gainsaid as far as grammar and 'playing with words' are concerned.

What should I have said, groundless? Hmmm, that seems fun and PLAUSIBLE too smiley

Okay, you may not attest to my word usage but you can't disagree when I say 'Such baseless claims*

End of story! sad Mr. 'I know it all'

Thanks for mentioning me on this. I love things like this wink
Re: Lucifer's Digest by sonofluc1fer: 8:05pm On Oct 20, 2017
Daeylar:


I didn't get the joke sad
There's no difference.
Re: Lucifer's Digest by Daeylar(f): 8:06pm On Oct 20, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

There's no difference.

All right
Re: Lucifer's Digest by sonofluc1fer: 8:09pm On Oct 20, 2017
Daeylar:


All right
I sense.

Within my spirit.


You love my threads. grin wink cheesy
Re: Lucifer's Digest by Daeylar(f): 8:10pm On Oct 20, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

I sense.

Within my spirit.


You love my threads. grin wink cheesy


Which spirit, where is the spirit from
Re: Lucifer's Digest by sonofluc1fer: 8:11pm On Oct 20, 2017
Daeylar:


Which spirit, where is the spirit from
What ever it is,

That makes this illusion feel real. tongue

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Re: Lucifer's Digest by Daeylar(f): 8:12pm On Oct 20, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

What ever it is,

That makes this illusion feel real. tongue

You don't believe in anything spiritual, so where is the spirit from?

Lol, thank Jonnydon, he was the one who shared your post
Re: Lucifer's Digest by Daeylar(f): 8:34pm On Oct 20, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

I sense.

Within my spirit.


You love my threads. grin wink cheesy


I do find your recent threads funny grin
Re: Lucifer's Digest by johnydon22(m): 9:47pm On Oct 20, 2017
Jhaytee4all:


Thank you for your opinion.

However, your question is appreciated as I can benevolently answer you sad according to my word usage of *such baseless fact*, it is plausible and accurate, and can't be gainsaid as far as grammar and 'playing with words' are concerned.

What should I have said, groundless? Hmmm, that seems fun and PLAUSIBLE too smiley

Okay, you may not attest to my word usage but you can't disagree when I say 'Such baseless claims*

End of story! sad Mr. 'I know it all'

Thanks for mentioning me on this. I love things like this wink


Just see what my three simple lines yaff caused now

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Re: Lucifer's Digest by Nobody: 9:52pm On Oct 20, 2017
johnydon22:

Just see what my three simple lines yaff caused now
So lol. . . And I'm like ...in ya face. grin better luck next time! sad smiley
Re: Lucifer's Digest by sonofluc1fer: 9:56pm On Oct 20, 2017
Daeylar:


I do find your recent threads funny grin
cool cool
Re: Lucifer's Digest by Oyindidi(f): 10:01pm On Oct 20, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

cool cool
following cheesy
Re: Lucifer's Digest by enshy: 7:47am On Oct 21, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
Question: Why are Nigerian Christians so loud?







Answer: So God can hear them above the sound of generators.
sonofluc1fer:
Question: What's the difference between a mad man and a Nigerian Christian?






Answer: The Nigerian Christian believes all things.
Sorry, have you heard that an idle man is the devil's workshop?
Man, he just rented you for a season! You may kick him out lest he owns you by long lease!!
JESUS SAVES!!!
Re: Lucifer's Digest by sonofluc1fer: 10:56am On Oct 21, 2017
enshy:


Sorry, have you heard that an idle man is the devil's workshop?
Man, he just rented you for a season! You may kick him out lest he owns you by long lease!!
JESUS SAVES!!!
You sound angry.
Re: Lucifer's Digest by enshy: 1:16pm On Oct 21, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

You sound angry.
I didn't make a sound.
It's not voice, it's text!
It's an advice from an elder...Get in!

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Re: Lucifer's Digest by sonofluc1fer: 1:32pm On Oct 21, 2017
enshy:

I didn't make a sound.
No one said you did. You shouldn't read words so literally, but you're Christian.

enshy:

It's not voice, it's text!
Tell me what other new discoveries you have made this week.

enshy:

It's an advice from an elder...Get in!
Age is only evidence you came to this earth before me. Doesn't mean you've made better choices, or have any wisdom. Long life is a privilege, not an achievement. Get out.

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Re: Lucifer's Digest by Daeylar(f): 4:19pm On Oct 21, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

No one said you did. You shouldn't read words so literally, but you're Christian.


Tell me what other new discoveries you have made this week.


Age is only evidence you came to this earth before me. Doesn't mean you've made better choices, or have any wisdom. Long life is a privilege, not an achievement. Get out.
Re: Lucifer's Digest by Nobody: 4:43pm On Oct 21, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

No one said you did. You shouldn't read words so literally, but you're Christian.


Tell me what other new discoveries you have made this week.


Age is only evidence you came to this earth before me. Doesn't mean you've made better choices, or have any wisdom. Long life is a privilege, not an achievement. Get out.
grin grin grin

"Do not let me hear

Of the wisdom of old men, but rather of their folly,

Their fear of fear and frenzy, their fear of possession,

Of belonging to another, or to others, or to God.

The only wisdom we can hope to acquire is the wisdom of humility: humility is endless." - T. S. Eliot

"You have to push as hard as the age that pushes against you." - Flannery O'Connor

"With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone." - Oscar Wilde

"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." - H. L. Mencken

ONLY A FOOL PLAYS THE OLD MAN CARD. Age has the unfortunate tendency to turn people into old fools, prattling on about their redundant "experience" as if it counts for shiit. The only elderly people worth listening to are those who are young at heart, who are still full of energy, with flexible minds, capable of learning new things. People like that actually learn from their experiences, and keep learning, and can pass on genuine wisdom.

"Old men ought to be explorers." - T. S. Eliot

smiley smiley smiley

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Re: Lucifer's Digest by sonofluc1fer: 9:09am On Nov 05, 2017
The Nigerian Politician, in times of despair and grave news, promises to setup a committee.

The Nigerian Pastor leaves it in God's hands.
Re: Lucifer's Digest by hahn(m): 8:23am On Nov 07, 2017
enshy:


Sorry, have you heard that an idle man is the devil's workshop?
Man, he just rented you for a season! You may kick him out lest he owns you by long lease!!
JESUS SAVES!!!

Saves who? He couldn't even save himself from the Roman soldiers that treat his fvck up undecided
Re: Lucifer's Digest by greatface(m): 10:34am On Nov 07, 2017
Everybody now seeks relivance in and around christianity

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