After series of discussion with my LXG (leaugeofxtraordinarygentle men), I have decided to open this club for gentlemen like myself & ladies also.
No touts allowed in here plz please note, we do not serve shekpe,paraga,kai kai, kunu and what have you.
Strictly barcadi, vodka,moet, and the likes of others
Please feel fee to pop in anytime. we have a live karoke band ready to thrill you, food, drinks and so much more.
This a place you can come and talk about anything and evrything on how your nite or day went
After a hard days work, you can pop in for some drinks, lap dance and a good body massage.-
Once again your all welcome to my Bar
Thanks for your patronage

Hehe and a lady is ur first customer. . . u see women always come first in everytin no matter whether u like am or not. . . *sits bck and relaxes as she get's served*

your welcome my lady
please could you move to the VIps section.
Ur my special guest

Wat's on d menu?how much is everything?

where are the Strippers?  

Pweety4me:

Wat's on d menu?how much is everything?

its free for u. u dnt have to pay a dime.** takes pweety to VIp section**

luizworld:

its free for u. u dnt have to pay a dime.** takes pweety to VIp section**

@Scooby in a bar?

Scooby1:

where are the Strippers?  

Just take a sit gentleman

*comes in, luks arnd, scanty though. Sees pweety goin 2 vip* nne are u alone, can i join u?

@ daduke.welcome, what will like to have

ladies and gentlemen please welcome Mr trey songz as he takes the stage with his Hit Track "panty dropper" 

^ yes how may i hepl you sir?

mMm. . . . I need lots of female company

*enters the bar in deep exhaustion,and gave a big sigh of relief before hitting the chair*




A nice place you got here! Can i have one glass of vodka and lime please?

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Scooby1:

where are the Strippers? 

Trust you, you will go blind.

@ mad lady, plz ur assistance is urgently needed. i need u be my marketing mananger

*190*:

190 strolls in~

can i have a bottle of shekpes~

oga.^^^.did'nt u read the notice at the door? it says no shekpe

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luizworld:

@ mad lady, plz your assistance is urgently needed. i need u be my marketing mananger

That's a big compliment but sadly the guys would not take any notice of me
Your best bet for this post is @Scooby1 he's great with everyone and he never swears

[size=13pt]i need a job pls

can i be a stripper ?? i can flex in 60 positions and word has it around that am the best lapdancer [/size]

**walks in**


wat's going on here

googles:

[size=13pt]i need a job pls

can i be a stripper ?? i can flex in 60 positions and word has it around that am the best lapdancer   [/size]

now i think i'm gonna need front seat.  

[size=13pt]well they ll av to employ me first na[/size]

I could do with a drink

^^Me too!

So where are the bartenders?  
And where is my date?

can i have a bloody mary please bartender,

googles:



[size=13pt]well they ll av to employ me first na[/size]

hey! club manager, u berra employ this sexy lady nao. or i use my connections to close this bar.

hbabe:

^^Me too!

So where are the bartenders?  
And where is my date?

hey, wat are u doing here

Abbey_city:

hey, wat are u doing here

Sweetie!
I am getting a drink and waiting for my date!
And you?

Hello! Who's in charge? Need to lodge here please!

*put down luggages and sorts out id and credit cards*