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The 10 Kind Of People You Will Find In Every Naija Viewing Center! by MicNz(m): 2:16pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
THE 10 KIND OF PEOPLE YOU WILL FIND IN EVERY NAIJA VIEWING CENTER! WHICH OF THEM MAKE VIEWING CENTERS MOST INTERESTING? 1. THE NOISE MAKERS They can't close their mouth during a football game. You hear things like; " Messi is good but he is not better than Joseph Yobo" 2. THE DIE HARD FANS When their club is loosing 8-0, they will still shout! "My club is better than yous", We won you guys on October 1st 1960" 3. FAIR WEATHER FANS They are the direct opposite of the Die Hard fans. They turn on their club when the club they are supporting is losing. 4[b]. THE STATS GURU![/b] They can give stats for Africa; You will hear stats like; "Sir Alex Ferguson was still a baby the last time Liverpool had 90% ball possession against Manchester United" 5. THE FOOTBALL MANAGERS You will hear things like; Mourinho is stupid! United would have scored 5 goals against Huddersfield if Mourinho played Lukaku on goal and De Gea as a false nine. 6. THE REFEREES You will hear things like; " Thunder fire that referee for awarding a penalty! The player only kick him in the 18 yard box! He didn't break his legs!! 7. THE KNOW IT ALL These guys know everything after a bad event. You will hear things like; Lacazette would have scored that goal if he used is nose instead of his head! De Gea should have played in midfield! 8. THE BEAUTIFUL BABES They came to support their boyfriends. Nothing else! When you asked them who they support, they will say CHELSEA! When you ask them who the coach of Chelsea is? They will answer Drogba! 9[b] THE TROUBLE MAKERS[/b] They are the most entertaining in viewing centers because they insult the opposing and loosing fans with songs, chants, fact, and exaggerations. You will hear "Kai, See as them beat Chelsea! Common Cristal Palace wey Ikorodu United go wire 10 zero," 10 THE BETTING CLUB They are not there for the clubs they support. They are there for the results. You will hear things like; "Ohh! Chelsea dey mad! |
Re: The 10 Kind Of People You Will Find In Every Naija Viewing Center! by Bayhaqqi: 2:21pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
FTC |
Re: The 10 Kind Of People You Will Find In Every Naija Viewing Center! by Rickjordan(m): 2:42pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
op why is it only man utd you can make too much example with?? .... 3 Likes |
Re: The 10 Kind Of People You Will Find In Every Naija Viewing Center! by jdluv(f): 2:44pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
my husband fall in that guru and Manager.He will com home after match and start argument wit my neighbour and i be like abeg make you people apply for coach job now 1 Like |
Re: The 10 Kind Of People You Will Find In Every Naija Viewing Center! by MicNz(m): 5:43pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
jdluv:Lol |
Re: The 10 Kind Of People You Will Find In Every Naija Viewing Center! by MicNz(m): 5:44pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Rickjordan: I mentioned Chelsea na... Lol |
Re: The 10 Kind Of People You Will Find In Every Naija Viewing Center! by MicNz(m): 5:44pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
HungerBad Lalasticlala Which category una fall into 1 Like |
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