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The Similarities Between A Magic Hall And A Church by OtemSapien: 7:46pm On Oct 28, 2017
Here is the comparison made between the two, according to the Doctufos of truth:


Doctufos: Otem Erectus 222: 1-13

1. Some of the pupils in the school of Otem said, we watched a Krishten programme and the pastor prayed and cockroaches were vomitted from the mouth of those who said that they were attacked.
2. And some of them vomitted cowries and all manner of fetish things.
3. And Otem said, the Kristendom can be likened to a circus where magical acts are being carried out. For the pastor is the magician and the congregation are the audience. And it takes only another magician to know what is at play there.
4. Now have you not watched the magic acts of bringing a rabbit out of a hat ? In the same manner are all the church magic done. For sleight of hands and sweet talks are the tools of a pastor and a magician also.
5. And he who has a charming and engrossing voice shall be fit for the work of a pastor. For by the pronouncements of his lips and by his serious gesticulations, many shall become enchanted already.
6. And those ones shall see whatever he wants them to see. For if he says, Shut your eyes and see glory, they shall see something immediately of the things which he has imagined. And if he says, fall down under the anointing, they shall fall down immediately, because they have submitted their minds and souls to him.
7. Now for those who vomitted all manner of things, these are also illusions which did not happen in reality. For as a magician makes illusions of bringing out coins from the ears of a homo, so also is that done.
8. For the hand can be made to stay flat naturally as if it holds nothing when as a matter of fact, it is holding something. And that same hand present to you the thing which you think a homo has vomitted.
9. It is only a simple mind who will not know that the hand already had in it what you think the homo vomitted.
10. Therefore I say, there is no difference between church miracles and the magic of a magician. For both are for the purpose of entertainment, but one gives deception and false hope while the other entertains only.
11. Therefore I say to the blind, lame, chronically sick patients and the deaf and dumb, waste no extra money seeking the church magicians. For the more you look, the less you see.
12. For where you see as if your co-blind and co-lame people are healed, I tell you that no one was actually healed but by the power of illusion, you think that you saw healing. Rather, seek help with experts in medicine, psychologies and psychiatrics when you are in need of help.
13. For there can you get real help and not from magicians. But if you want to be entertained, go to the church and see the performances of the magicians who make others to eat grass, make noises, roll on the floor, drink seemingly hot water, eat earthworms and stools and do all manner of dirty things for money.

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