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Niggermania Update by Explorerx(m): 9:50pm On Oct 29, 2017
why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing. What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one! A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving? A cop! What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings. What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry. What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life. Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis. What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!" What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope. What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worstcase of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger? What is a nigger? Proof that skunks Bleep monkeys. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it. What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?" What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick! -joe Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky Did you hear the one about . . . . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!" I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them! What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor Why do blacks have white hands and feet? They were on all fours when God spray painted them! Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them! Why do black people have white hands? Everyone has some good in them! -bonz Why do black people have white hands? It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot! -brenden What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime! -bobo Why are niggers getting stronger? T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim What happened to the nigger who had an abortion? Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics? To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork! What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used to Buy Us What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used to Beat Us
Re: Niggermania Update by onward4life(m): 12:44am On Oct 30, 2017
All the Tribalist on Nairaland land come out and Defend ur Nigeria!

Or else ur children will inherit this eclipse I can assure you that.

All bigots and Herdmen marauders

This is an upgraded Version of Tribal league

Updated via playstore

Call this windo 30+

When window 2.0- is still in active service

This Is what Nairaland mods/conductors always wanted

The INVASION

@ Sarki etc all the fellow! BLACK Killer

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Re: Niggermania Update by Explorerx(m): 1:46am On Oct 30, 2017
onward4life:
All the Tribalist on Nairaland land come out and Defend ur Nigeria!

Or else ur children will inherit this eclipse I can assure you that.

All bigots and Herdmen marauders

This is an upgraded Version of Tribal league

Updated via playstore

Call this windo 30+

When window 2.0- is still in active service

This Is what Nairaland mods/conductors always wanted

The INVASION

@ Sarki etc all the fellow! BLACK Killer

Cannibals

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