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12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by autojosh: 12:30pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Lagos is a very crazy place ,Danfo buses are crazier !. We experience a lot ,especially in these buses . Let’s have some fun.. 1.The look on your face when Ambode said he would ban Danfo buses 2.How people hustle for the last seat during rush hour 3.The driver in his “infinite wisdom” decides to bring out a sachet of Chelsea hot drink and stick it in his mouth 4.You decide to mind your business and check updates on Autojosh and somebody starts peeping at your phone 5.Then your bus driver out of gra gra scratches a 2017 Range Rover ,with a military logo on the car/windscreen 6.How the conductor runs and leaves the driver to enjoy his “moment of truth” 7.You left the bus for another to avoid wasting your time,only to notice a fine geh inside the new bus 8.Then she gives you the same look you gave the “shakees” driver in the other bus,when you try to collect her number 9.When you taught you could finally enjoy the rest of the journey ,a “pastor” starts preaching in the bus -two minutes later he converts preaching to drug advertisement 10.Your head has been hitting the body of the bus because of too many gallops and bad roads and some people inside the bus have the gut to argue about politics and quality of the roads like: 11.You slept off,just woke up and should have alighted at Maryland,only to discover the bus has gotten to Yaba 12.You finally alighted then remembered you forgot to collect change of #850 ..just lemme faint in peace..i was kuku sleeping before. https://autojosh.com/12-scenarios-you-can-relate-to-if-you-have-ever-entered-danfo-bus/ 197 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Yeligray(m): 12:36pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Number 5 is epic... Bad movement frog jump things 4 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Nobody: 12:39pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Keke marwa is now the new crazy thing in lagos, they would scratch you and you won't know till you get home. 48 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by NwaAmaikpe: 1:56pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Well, The only bus scenario I can relate to is having an erection while standing in a molue. Because my preek reacts violently whenever he is in a claustrophobic situation with numerous females. 12 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by registration(m): 1:56pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
epic |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by psalmson001: 1:56pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
What about conductors that delibrately refuse to give u change, and pray u forget it. 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by BruncleZuma: 1:56pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Nobody: 1:57pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Mgmg |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by sorextee(m): 1:57pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
I cant relate cos im not staying in lagos.. 3 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by iamleumas: 1:57pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Lol 17 Likes
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Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Mutaino7(m): 1:58pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
I WAS HERE...PLOT OF LAND FOR SALE AT THE RIGHT PRICE (OF COURSE MANII ANSWERETH MOST THINGS)... 2 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Pheals(f): 1:58pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
all this yeye post... about relating pictures with this and that ain't funny again joor... who else think so? 4 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Pavore9: 1:58pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Should the danfo I am in scratches a 2017 Range Rover with military logo, I will tell the conductor that I want to come down as I forgot something where I boarded the bus! 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Nobody: 1:59pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Lagosians be waiting for Governor Ambode during 2019 General elections campaign like...... 15 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Jagz16(m): 1:59pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Keke Marwa and barrow badest and silent scratchers 1 Like |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by shumuel(m): 1:59pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
i dey come. Let me laugh first |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Bennyidu(m): 2:00pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Hmmmm..... |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by iamleumas: 2:00pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
When you see a Slay Queen sleeping with her mouth wide open 22 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by anonymuz(m): 2:00pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Funny 1 Like |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by hopefulLandlord: 2:01pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Did Mohammed really say this or its just a misquote? or a juxtaposition? 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Nobody: 2:03pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
That moment you enter a danfo and the driver decides to loud his Fuji pasuma music then you instantly turn to a philosopher just to imagine the good in that music that he so enjoy. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Nobody: 2:03pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
my experience with number 5 one morning in 2015. i enta bus from ajah going to lekki. as we reached ikate roundabout the driver (not the average driver o, a man of over 40 yrs who looked like a family man) was dragging road with a gwagon. naso he bash the mirror and front side. if the owner was a rich man he for better. the owner was a razz yahoo guy with anoda yahoo boy passenger, another car was following dem (one lexus like dat) with 2 yahoo guys inside. naso d yahoo boys come out start craze begin beat driver o. a passenger intervened dem beat am join, d rest of us pick race (my 350 change chai). the beating was too much d driver gat escape inside conoil. dey den caught the conductor lock am for back of gwagon. yahoo boy say the side mirror alone na 100k . i just jejely go enta anoda bus before dem gimme slap 35 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by rozay12345: 2:04pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
OP's post is very intelligent, he chronicled the daily hassles of Lagosians. 8 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Florblu(f): 2:07pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Danfo drama is always entertaining. Just last week, a driver and his conductor were exchanging blows Yours truly watched till the end and even made a video 10 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by midehi2(f): 2:08pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by FRANKOSKI(m): 2:09pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
ABEG HOLD YOUR CANGE OO |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Dottore: 2:13pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Ok |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by jericco1(m): 2:19pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
the struggle is real. |
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by concupiscent: 2:23pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
"so not funny, and lacks creativity" -concupiscent 2 Likes |
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