MUGABE LAUGHS AT LUKAKU AS HE TALKS ABOUT CHELSEA'S WIN AGAINST. MANCHESTER UNITED
. I told my wife that David Luiz who didn't play the game appeared more on the TV screen than Lukaku who played. My wife responded that David Luiz who didn't play probably had a better game than Lukaku who did.
The difference between me and Lukaku yesterday night is, I watched the Chelsea vs Manchester United game in front of my TV, at home in Zimbabwe, while Lukaku watched his own, playing in Stamford Bridge.
Mourinho knows the difference between where he got Drogba and where he got Lukaku from! Lets face it, Lukaku is the iPhone you get from Ali Baba. It can only work for one month.
Lukaku had zero touches in Chelsea’s penalty area. My wife told me he is waiting to increase his stats against the likes of Brighton and Westham.
Lukaku shaved his beard thinking he wouldn't be recognized by Christensen. At the end, he was recognized by Christensen. But the ball didn't recognize him.
Man Utd fans insulted Morata's head all season but are now wishing Lukaku has a head to finish the over 123578524 crosses they made today.
Mourinho loves Chelsea. He hijacked Lukaku, saved Chelsea from Matic and gave them 3 points. He's truly the special one. Once a blue... ALWAYS A BLUE!
. I have always questioned the wisdom behind Jose Mourinho as United manager. If a coach can't fix a Yokohama tyre, how can he fix a Chevrolet car?
Now I know why Chelsea lost in Rome. They were baptized in Rome to come and kill the Devils of Manchester!

Funny indeed!

Chelsea really know how to humiliate Manchester United.

and u say Mugabe wrote all thus??

Mugabe didn't even write or say a quarter of that.... You copied all from Twitter ... ..

Why una like to dey lie ontop this man head na?
Mugabe wey dey battle coup now, which time hin go get for this kind rubbish?

Nickizoe:
Mugabe didn't even write or say a quarter of that.... You copied all from Twitter ... ..

So you have read and enjoyed this piece on twitter... OK why not let others enjoy too