shervydman:

....iya oni booli no come today, wonderman will have to wait till tomorrow.

shaybebaby:

Form away my sister, you guys rock.

Little man na my son o, but my partner is also born in November. So you see that I mean what I said

I hope your day has been great so far.

Eskis me ma'am, sorry to interrupt you ma. I'm just thinking out loud ni ó.

No vex ma oo. Ehnehn.

So, if little man was born November too, can we then say it's in valentine's day that, errrmmmm, you know what má,..... Never mind too.

Be like say I Dey over think.

Alexanderbells2:


This baba go get trust issues gan oooo. Be like say girls don use birthday dupe you so many times egbon.

Dont mind MrWondah jare

vivie01:


Dont mind MrWondah jare

Nah condition make monkey bend o. Oga Mrwondah no be like this before. Nah all these skelewus turn him to this.

vivie01:
Shervydman, when I said you will be a pastor, you said no, see the way you pieces the question. You explain it pass my pastor self.

I don tell them say make them keep 10 for you. That one go do you?

Pastor ke?? .....I reject it. me dey type as d spirit leads ni o, no pastoral stuff for there at all at all.

10 heads of cow to much na when I no be jeun-koku. abi u want make I grow horn ni?

vivie01:

Ohhh, sorry dear, hope you've taken medication.
Do take care of yourself.

thanks, na game wan scatter my head sha.

Dear Vivie01
I don search for wishes wey i go take send for you this jollification day but I no see anyone wey go match the kind better person you be so no vex.


I go use my head my phone my hand and my data write am. (Abeg tell presido say make him no jealous o).
I for say make I use bic write but the wah my belle dey sweet me like bottom of egusi soup u no go see my jaga jaga hand writing
You be inspiration to me for ways wey u no fit imagine though na here I know you but you don touch my life with internet hand.
oya kneel down hands up and close your eyes no fear I no go flog u. Orgzeyn bring the anointing oil shervydman bring holy water. Eh mm wey this girl shebebaby bring the holy cane in case she no wan close eye. Alexanderbells2 (this your name dey make me bite my tongue ) bring Maryamaka clothe for shebebaby make I no fall for temptation as I wan pray so. Uyiii make sure everybody close eye whether dem be atheist or not.
Oya say amen
As you don add another year God go shower him blessings on you. You no go lack any good thing at all. In fact your blessings go be like river Niger e no go dry but cleaner than spring water no yamayama sorrow attached.
You go become blessing to your generation, you go give pass Bill Gate get money pass world bank (a beg sebori help me with the name the richest man). You gift and talent go dey on demand pass Google

Anybody wey wan fight your success go jam trailer wey dey full speed. No man or woman go fit harm you. As God don promise for the book of Isaiah him go protect you like fowl protect him chicks. Songs of victory no go stop for your family
Oya. Pour the holy water and the anointing oil for her head.

Oya bring the cane
Happy Come to Naija day Mrs Vv

shervydman:

Pastor ke?? .....I reject it. me dey type as d spirit leads ni o, no pastoral stuff for there at all at all.

10 heads of cow to much na when I no be jeun-koku. abi u want make I grow horn ni?

I was thinking that you will fry it and be roasting it with that net-like thing ni oooo, you know the ones they use in the village that you will put by fire side ehnnnn. E go last you well well, you go dey take am drink your garri Ijebu, what about that ehn?...

Alexanderbells2:


Eskis me ma'am, sorry to interrupt you ma. I'm just thinking out loud ni ó.

No vex ma oo. Ehnehn.

So, if little man was born November too, can we then say it's in valentine's day that, errrmmmm, you know what má,..... Never mind too.

Be like say I Dey over think.

Lol,
Actually, it was two weeks before valentine because I got my prezzie early that year.

Sherifastro:


thanks, na game wan scatter my head sha.

kadan kadan ooo, oga games-man.

shaybebaby:

Lol,
Actually, it was two weeks before valentine because I got my prezzie early that year.

Na February supposed be the guy bday o. If na Kenya wey like use sentence for name them for call am Conceived on Valentine

Sherifastro:


thanks, na game wan scatter my head sha.

Nairabet crew.

MrWondah, wow!!!!!!!!!!!! This one wey you see self pass Pastor own na?

Thank you so much, I really appreciate!

You guys are just the best!!!!!!!!! You are the reason I became addicted to Nairaland, you are just like my brothers and sisters and you have touched my life in ways you cannot just imagine!
I really appreciate you all.

But sha ooooo, this cane you come say make them bring at the end of the prayer nko?

MrWondah:


Na February supposed be the guy bday o. If na Kenya wey like use sentence for name them for call am Conceived on Valentine

MrWondah:
Dear Vivie01
I don search for wishes wey i go take send for you this jollification day but I no see anyone wey go match the kind better person you be so no vex.


I go use my head my phone my hand and my data write am. (Abeg tell presido say make him no jealous o).
I for say make I use bic write but the wah my belle dey sweet me like bottom of egusi soup u no go see my jaga jaga hand writing
You be inspiration to me for ways wey u no fit imagine though na here I know you but you don touch my life with internet hand.
oya kneel down hands up and close your eyes no fear I no go flog u. Orgzeyn bring the anointing oil shervydman bring holy water. Eh mm wey this girl shebebaby bring the holy cane in case she no wan close eye. Alexanderbells2 (this your name dey make me bite my tongue ) bring Maryamaka clothe for shebebaby make I no fall for temptation as I wan pray so. Uyiii make sure everybody close eye whether dem be atheist or not.
Oya say amen
As you don add another year God go shower him blessings on you. You no go lack any good thing at all. In fact your blessings go be like river Niger e no go dry but cleaner than spring water no yamayama sorrow attached.
You go become blessing to your generation, you go give pass Bill Gate get money pass world bank (a beg sebori help me with the name the richest man). You gift and talent go dey on demand pass Google

Anybody wey wan fight your success go jam trailer wey dey full speed. No man or woman go fit harm you. As God don promise for the book of Isaiah him go protect you like fowl protect him chicks. Songs of victory no go stop for your family
Oya. Pour the holy water and the anointing oil for her head.

Oya bring the cane
Happy Come to Naija day Mrs Vv

Na wishes be this abi something else? . U no gbadun o, see as u dey make me laugh like person wey high on nitrous oxide(laughing gas,lol). The end no be here sef, make we pour am holy water n anointing oil before the use of cane. shey na Cele style be that?

vivie01:


I was thinking that you will fry it and be roasting it with that net-like thing ni oooo, you know the ones they use in the village that you will put by fire side ehnnnn. E go last you well well, you go dey take drink your garri Ijebu, what about that ehn?...

Una no go kill me with laughter this evening.

Okay, my picture dey my profile now or na here make I come paste am?

Make una yab me small small oooooo, no makeup no earring ehn....... here....

vivie01:
Okay, my picture dey my profile now or na here make I come paste am?

Make una yab me small small oooooo, no makeup no earring ehn...

who won yab u??....make I go check am jare.

Modified....
I said it!!!!.....sunshade at home .

vivie01:
MrWondah, wow!!!!!!!!!!!! This one wey you see self pass Pastor own na?

Thank you so much, I really appreciate!

You guys are just the best!!!!!!!!! You are the reason I became addicted to Nairaland, you are just like my brothers and sisters and you have touched my life in ways you cannot just imagine!
I really appreciate you all.

But sha ooooo, this cane you come say make them bring at the end of the prayer nko?

Lol u go ask the person wey bring the cane come o.
If correct pastor dey here we for use the cane turn sugar cane use am eat bread

shervydman:

who won yab u??....make I go check am jare.

Modified....
I said it!!!!.....sunshade at home .

LOL....

shaybebaby:

Lol,
Actually, it was two weeks before valentine because I got my prezzie early that year.

I like hubby for a very good goal he scored
I hail am ooo

vivie01:
Okay, my picture dey my profile now or na here make I come paste am?

Make una yab me small small oooooo, no makeup no earring ehn....... another one...

I for say make I yab you but I go tell you truth.


You no be one of those social media slay queens wey no get brain.


The first time I see your picks wetin I see na

Humility



Maturity


Intelligence (you be teacher?)

Trustworthiness


And Natural Beauty

vivie01:

LOL....

Ama seer ....awa la ma n ri omo igbin ninu ikaraun,lol.

Wondah, I no dey teach oooo. Thanks ehn....
Those qualities, you mean say na only me get all, chai...

vivie01:
Wondah, I no dey teach oooo. Thanks ehn....
Those qualities, you mean say na only me get all, chai...

I didn't o.

Alexanderbells2:


I didn't o.

You didnt see my picture?

I just logged in now. So I didn't.

vivie01:


You didnt see my picture?

Martin0:


I like hubby for a very good goal he scored
I hail am ooo

Why you Dey hail am.

Wetin concern you?

Alexanderbells2:
I just logged in now. So I didn't.

Seen? Another one is in my DP

MrWondah:
Dear Vivie01
I don search for wishes wey i go take send for you this jollification day but I no see anyone wey go match the kind better person you be so no vex.


I go use my head my phone my hand and my data write am. (Abeg tell presido say make him no jealous o).
I for say make I use bic write but the wah my belle dey sweet me like bottom of egusi soup u no go see my jaga jaga hand writing
You be inspiration to me for ways wey u no fit imagine though na here I know you but you don touch my life with internet hand.
oya kneel down hands up and close your eyes no fear I no go flog u. Orgzeyn bring the anointing oil shervydman bring holy water. Eh mm wey this girl shebebaby bring the holy cane in case she no wan close eye. Alexanderbells2 (this your name dey make me bite my tongue ) bring Maryamaka clothe for shebebaby make I no fall for temptation as I wan pray so. Uyiii make sure everybody close eye whether dem be atheist or not.
Oya say amen
As you don add another year God go shower him blessings on you. You no go lack any good thing at all. In fact your blessings go be like river Niger e no go dry but cleaner than spring water no yamayama sorrow attached.
You go become blessing to your generation, you go give pass Bill Gate get money pass world bank (a beg sebori help me with the name the richest man). You gift and talent go dey on demand pass Google

Anybody wey wan fight your success go jam trailer wey dey full speed. No man or woman go fit harm you. As God don promise for the book of Isaiah him go protect you like fowl protect him chicks. Songs of victory no go stop for your family
Oya. Pour the holy water and the anointing oil for her head.

Oya bring the cane
Happy Come to Naija day Mrs Vv

Oga sir,

You do well ó.

You be correct guy man. I throway salute for you.

Wehdon Sir.

Alexanderbells2, can I take it down now?

vivie01:


Seen? Another one is in my DP

Seeeeen.

Nah why Oga shervydman Dey yab you be this bá.

Say you Dey water shade inside house

Just leave am for me. I go 'deal' with him. I go tell Seun now make him ensure say him no go fit log into nairaland from 10pm till day break for a week.

Thats his punishment

BTW, can I make a request. Ermmmmm, Ermmmmm.

I know say he fit jọ make sense ó.

You fit dash me that your wrist watch.