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I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by eeby1983(m): 3:48pm On Nov 19, 2017
I have seen threads like these previously on Nairaland but never seen or touch a monitor lizard before not until I saw it and killed it this morning on my site, right now am waiting for my wife to finish cooking, guys don't worry I will make sure I tell You how delicious the meat is after digestion.

Re: I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by HRHQueenPhil(f): 3:53pm On Nov 19, 2017
dat is not normal at all. i seriously suggest u give GOD hour of ho praise from wat he just saved u from. congratulations
Re: I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by Paulosky1900: 4:03pm On Nov 19, 2017
grin guys are not smiling....the hunger is real
Re: I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by Onlinephobia(m): 4:09pm On Nov 19, 2017
After eating monitor lizard finish now, you won't let other people activities rest again.

I even thought the lizard is as big as elephant. Better kill the wall lizard also and eat.
Happy eating
Re: I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by eeby1983(m): 4:14pm On Nov 19, 2017
Onlinephobia:
After eating monitor lizard finish now, you won't let other people activities rest again.

I even thought the lizard is as big as elephant. Better kill the wall lizard also and eat.
Happy eating
bros why ? Don't tell me you want to eat o

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Re: I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by Onlinephobia(m): 4:19pm On Nov 19, 2017
eeby1983:
bros why ? Don't tell me you want to eat o

How did you guess so right? I need some please cheesy

Send to me through Jumia black friday
Re: I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by divinehand2003(m): 4:28pm On Nov 19, 2017
Na everything person go chop?
Re: I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by eeby1983(m): 4:58pm On Nov 19, 2017
Onlinephobia:


How did you guess so right? I need some please cheesy

Send to me through Jumia black friday
now you are talking, I will do just that at least for Sunday
Re: I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by jerflakes(m): 8:34pm On Nov 19, 2017
Wetin concern us if you get jeep or not?

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