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The Nigerian Hell by beckygirl(f): 1:15pm On Feb 23, 2007 |
A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day." But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. "Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business." |
Re: The Nigerian Hell by Naijagurly(f): 8:08pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
ooookkaayy, heard it before |
Re: The Nigerian Hell by finekid(m): 10:59pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
Re: The Nigerian Hell by Betty605: 11:12pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
LOL funny!! dat was really funny, (clapping of hand)!!!! wooooohooooo!!!!, basket mouth has nothing on you!! ENCORE!!!!!!! heheheheeee, (ok dis has to stop) lol. |
Re: The Nigerian Hell by clemcykul(f): 12:51pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
now thats fonnie but dont start posting nonsense for us later |
Re: The Nigerian Hell by oge4real(f): 3:48pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
chei! Nigerian hell? what of Nigrtian heaven? |
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