A man dies and goes to hell.There he find out that there is different hell for each country and decides to pick d least painfull.He goes to d German hell and asked "what did they do here?".He was told "first they will put u on an electric chair 4 an hour,then u lay on a bed of nails 4 another hour,d German devil comes in n whip u 4 d rest of d day". D man doesn't lyk it at all ,so he move on.He Check out other con3's hell ,he discover's dat they are all similar 2 German's hell.Then he went 2 d Nigerian's hell n find that ppl are on a long queue to get in...Amazed, he asked,"what did they do here?".He was also told d same thing he was told in d German hell.But he was stil surprise ,n ask again"Y are there so many pple waiting 2 get in?" "because there is no electricity,d electric chair doesn't work.D nails were paid 4 but was nt supplied,so d bed is comfortable 2 sleep on.The Nigerian devil used 2 b a civil servant,so he comes in,sign his tym sheet n go back home 4 private business.D man nw said "this is d type of hell that i have been looking 4, i can now spend my eternity here".[img]A man dies and goes to hell.There he find out that there is different hell for each country and decides to pick d least painfull.He goes to d German hell and asked "what did they do here?".He was told "first they will put u on an electric chair 4 an hour,then u lay on a bed of nails 4 another hour,d German devil comes in n whip u 4 d rest of d day". D man doesn't lyk it at all ,so he move on.He Check out other con3's hell ,he discover's dat they are all similar 2 German's hell.Then he went 2 d Nigerian's hell n find that ppl are on a long queue to get in...Amazed, he asked,"what did they do here?".He was also told d same thing he was told in d German hell.But he was stil surprise ,n ask again"Y are there so many pple waiting 2 get in?" "because there is no electricity,d electric chair doesn't work.D nails were paid 4 but was nt supplied,so d bed is comfortable 2 sleep on.The Nigerian devil used 2 b a civil servant,so he comes in,sign his tym sheet n go back home 4 private business.D man nw said "this is d type of hell that i have been looking 4, i can now spend my eternity here".[/img]A man dies and goes to hell.There he find out that there is different hell for each country and decides to pick d least painfull.He goes to d German hell and asked "what did they do here?".He was told "first they will put u on an electric chair 4 an hour,then u lay on a bed of nails 4 another hour,d German devil comes in n whip u 4 d rest of d day". D man doesn't lyk it at all ,so he move on.He Check out other con3's hell ,he discover's dat they are all similar 2 German's hell.Then he went 2 d Nigerian's hell n find that ppl are on a long queue to get in...Amazed, he asked,"what did they do here?".He was also told d same thing he was told in d German hell.But he was stil surprise ,n ask again"Y are there so many pple waiting 2 get in?" "because there is no electricity,d electric chair doesn't work.D nails were paid 4 but was nt supplied,so d bed is comfortable 2 sleep on.The Nigerian devil used 2 b a civil servant,so he comes in,sign his tym sheet n go back home 4 private business.D man nw said "this is d type of hell that i have been looking 4, i can now spend my eternity here".