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Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 7:46pm On Mar 28, 2010 |
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk: 1. Take out your laptop. 2. Slowly open your laptop. 3. Turn it on. 4. Make certain your neighbor is watching. 5. Open your Internet browser. 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, then open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will. 7. Breathe deeply and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8. Watch the expression on your neighbor's face. |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 9:17pm On Mar 28, 2010 |
were's the joke? |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by tayoast(m): 11:17pm On Mar 28, 2010 |
[size=28pt]PLS DONT OPEN D LINK!!![/size] |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Dyt(f): 11:22pm On Mar 28, 2010 |
And if we do? |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Dyt(f): 11:24pm On Mar 28, 2010 |
End don cm o,e b lyk say he wan initiate us o |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 4:21am On Mar 29, 2010 |
This one reminds me of mutallab |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 4:36am On Mar 29, 2010 |
@ tayo_ast, u gave no reason why the link should not be opened. |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 5:01am On Mar 29, 2010 |
studio43:yeah, were's d joke? |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 5:01am On Mar 29, 2010 |
studio43:yeah, were's d joke? |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 6:22am On Mar 29, 2010 |
Jossy u go pay for piracy and double posting o lol sting the poster, That your question get as e be o lol |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 7:22am On Mar 29, 2010 |
studio43:i hear say na 5okobo n 2 kulikuli na i go pay 2 u 4 double postin n piracy, na tru? |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 7:33am On Mar 29, 2010 |
U well so? I be like sting wey dey chop kulikuli ni? |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 7:44am On Mar 29, 2010 |
studio43:D last time i was checked, d doc says dat i shuld b on medication. I dnt knw wether na 4 high fever or smtin else. studio43:them they knw finish? |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 8:00am On Mar 29, 2010 |
Na him u come dey talk as if u know finish? Well carry the kulikuli go sting house , Him go need am |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 8:36am On Mar 29, 2010 |
studio43:wen i don pay my dues 2 u, u go cum carry am go give sting if u lyk. Nor b me put d fyn o. |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 9:08am On Mar 29, 2010 |
Lol, Funny. |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by sylve11: 11:21am On Mar 29, 2010 |
kiddies! |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 11:50am On Mar 29, 2010 |
as una just like my nickname, |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by sylve11: 1:22pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
oboy shift! |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 2:21pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
No siddon near me o |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by sylve11: 4:12pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
how me go sidon near u? wetin concern me concern ur lakpalakpa body? |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 4:33pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
sylve11:fowl of a feather waka 2geda. |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 4:33pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
sylve11:fowl of a feather waka 2geda. |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 7:31pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
U be one of the fowlz na. U don forget? |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 8:38pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
Watin u xpect me 2 say wen u sting n syve they quibble as if una they fight 4 corn. Aftal na behavioural trait dem take they knw specie. Lol. |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 9:09pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
I don leave una, make una carry go |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 9:13pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
Carry go were? |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 9:43pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
sting_224:no problem, aftal ur airtime don finish or mayb d cafè they poshu u go house because them won close. Lol. studio43:must they xplain everytin 4 u? U dnt need a soothsayer 2 tel u say d cafè wan close nw. |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 9:43pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
sting_224:no problem, aftal ur airtime don finish or mayb d cafè they poshu u go house because them won close. Lol. studio43:must they xplain everytin 4 u? U dnt need a soothsayer 2 tel u say d cafè wan close nw. |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 10:26pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
jossy_1luv: cafe? u dey make me laugh |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Kunbee: 11:36pm On Mar 31, 2010 |
Arrant nonsense |
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 12:52am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Laughs like a guru |
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