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Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 7:46pm On Mar 28, 2010
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your Internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, then open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Watch the expression on your neighbor's face.
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 9:17pm On Mar 28, 2010
were's the joke?
Re: Airplane Etiquette by tayoast(m): 11:17pm On Mar 28, 2010
[size=28pt]PLS DONT OPEN D LINK!!![/size]
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Dyt(f): 11:22pm On Mar 28, 2010
And if we do?
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Dyt(f): 11:24pm On Mar 28, 2010
End don cm o,e b lyk say he wan initiate us o
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 4:21am On Mar 29, 2010
This one reminds me of mutallab
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 4:36am On Mar 29, 2010
angry @ tayo_ast, u gave no reason why the link should not be opened. wink
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 5:01am On Mar 29, 2010
studio43:

were's the joke?
yeah, were's d joke? undecided
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 5:01am On Mar 29, 2010
studio43:

were's the joke?
yeah, were's d joke? undecided
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 6:22am On Mar 29, 2010
Jossy u go pay for piracy and double posting o lol


sting the poster,
That your question get as e be o lol
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 7:22am On Mar 29, 2010
studio43:

Jossy u go pay for piracy and double posting o lol


sting the poster,
i hear say na 5okobo n 2 kulikuli na i go pay 2 u 4 double postin n piracy, na tru?
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 7:33am On Mar 29, 2010
U well so?
I be like sting wey dey chop kulikuli ni?
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 7:44am On Mar 29, 2010
studio43:

U well so?
D last time i was checked, d doc says dat i shuld b on medication. I dnt knw wether na 4 high fever or smtin else.
studio43:

I be like sting wey dey chop kulikuli ni?
them they knw finish?
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 8:00am On Mar 29, 2010
Na him u come dey talk as if u know finish?
Well carry the kulikuli go sting house , Him go need am
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 8:36am On Mar 29, 2010
studio43:

Well carry the kulikuli go sting house , Him go need am
wen i don pay my dues 2 u, u go cum carry am go give sting if u lyk. Nor b me put d fyn o.
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 9:08am On Mar 29, 2010
Lol,
Funny.
Re: Airplane Etiquette by sylve11: 11:21am On Mar 29, 2010
kiddies! cool
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 11:50am On Mar 29, 2010
as una just like my nickname,
Re: Airplane Etiquette by sylve11: 1:22pm On Mar 29, 2010
oboy shift! cool
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 2:21pm On Mar 29, 2010
No siddon near me o
Re: Airplane Etiquette by sylve11: 4:12pm On Mar 29, 2010
how me go sidon near u? wetin concern me concern ur lakpalakpa body? cool
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 4:33pm On Mar 29, 2010
sylve11:

how me go sidon near u? wetin concern me concern your lakpalakpa body? cool
fowl of a feather waka 2geda.
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 4:33pm On Mar 29, 2010
sylve11:

how me go sidon near u? wetin concern me concern your lakpalakpa body? cool
fowl of a feather waka 2geda.
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 7:31pm On Mar 29, 2010
U be one of the fowlz na.
U don forget?
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 8:38pm On Mar 29, 2010
Watin u xpect me 2 say wen u sting n syve they quibble as if una they fight 4 corn. Aftal na behavioural trait dem take they knw specie. Lol.
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 9:09pm On Mar 29, 2010
I don leave una, make una carry go
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 9:13pm On Mar 29, 2010
Carry go were?
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 9:43pm On Mar 29, 2010
sting_224:

I don leave una, make una carry go
no problem, aftal ur airtime don finish or mayb d cafè they poshu u go house because them won close. Lol.
studio43:

Carry go were?
must they xplain everytin 4 u? U dnt need a soothsayer 2 tel u say d cafè wan close nw.
Re: Airplane Etiquette by jossy1luv(f): 9:43pm On Mar 29, 2010
sting_224:

I don leave una, make una carry go
no problem, aftal ur airtime don finish or mayb d cafè they poshu u go house because them won close. Lol.
studio43:

Carry go were?
must they xplain everytin 4 u? U dnt need a soothsayer 2 tel u say d cafè wan close nw.
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Nobody: 10:26pm On Mar 29, 2010
jossy_1luv:

no problem, aftal your airtime don finish or mayb d cafè they poshu u go house because them won close. Lol. must they xplain everytin 4 u? U dnt need a soothsayer 2 tel u say d cafè wan close nw.

grin cafe? u dey make me laugh
Re: Airplane Etiquette by Kunbee: 11:36pm On Mar 31, 2010
Arrant nonsense angry
Re: Airplane Etiquette by studio43(m): 12:52am On Apr 01, 2010
Laughs like a guru

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