Nigerian Women

Yoruba

First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street.

Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex.

Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.

Ibo

First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex.

Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you.

Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.

Hausa

First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.

Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.

Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married.

Rivers State

First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.

Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.

Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you.

Cross Rivers

First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Goes to the room, makes the bed and bingo, have sex.

Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex.

Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex.

You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".

Me I've seen men like those women above o, its not just women.

y do men want techie-maid for a wife sef? cos no matter a lady's qualifications , technically, they'd rather she passes for a maid (doing all the chores plus satisfy them). For this i say men are greedy!

why is it paining u, cos u are included in the percentage of greedy men?

come, watch ya tongue dia!

that tongue is too irritating to watch jor

Ben bring my glasses let me see their tongues, this one i put on is not realy clear , check on the table in ma room, good boy

we know every, na ya bro na.

hmmmm

what's dat?

Lol.

romade:

lysaa wants to date me

y didn't she see this b4 she was banned?

lol@ dem dates thingiess



must it be sex every nw and den? any guy dat wants dat from me will be on a LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG TIN!

lie lie

Lysaa2 phewwww!

lysaa2:

lie lie

i knw someone will yarn. . . .no be lie!! hear am lol buh seriously . . . when person no be dog !

i'm back at u.

how u go use dog as reference? ok i get, dogs don't have shame. . they do whatever.

oh thank God u get it. . .

y? FYI, back in the dayz wey i dey skool, na 10/10 i dey get o.

lol yh rite

are u doubting me?

to do what?