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Jetpack For The Week by Theix9: 8:04pm On Dec 03, 2017
Motivation

I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.
Abraham Lincoln.

We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, handsome, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?"
Nelson Mandela

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Man to Admire.

Warren Buffet
Known as the "Oracle of Omaha," Buffett is one of the most successful investors of all time.He runs Berkshire Hathaway, which owns more than 60 companies, including insurer Geico, battery maker Duracell and restaurant chain Dairy Queen.

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Woman to Admire

Oprah Winfrey
Billionaire Oprah Winfrey is best known for hosting her own internationally popular talk show from 1986 to 2011. She is also an actress, philanthropist, publisher and producer.

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Did you know

A lightening bolt generates more heat 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.
Your smell is unique, your body odour is unique to you except you have an identical twin. Even babies recognize the scent of their mothers.
That symbol for infinity is called a lemniscate.
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Quotes on humor.

"I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot."
Chris Rock.

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