I dedicate this update to favch, my lost but found erm..erm (coughs)
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Continuation..
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After the call ended, i was about to start another WORD War with meekest when i heard the sound of slap, Kpaah! That sound came from the store where students/neighbours were charging their phones.
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I gats treat meekest f'up for d mistake he almost make na, imagine as the boy for take disclose our location like dat for free, na so community people for com burst us for there..
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Let me tell you something about slap. slap get grades o.
We get different types of slaps:
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*the kine slap wey go make you see stars for daytime,
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*the one wey go make your ear ring like bell
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* the type wey dey re-set brain to default setting or format the brain totally
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* the type wey go make you start to confess wetin you no do (soldier man slap!)
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* the type wey go make you think about your life right from the time wey dem born you
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* the type wey go make you shout before you fall for ground.
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E get one slap wen my dad slap me one dey ehn, i can't explain it, all i know is that, when i received the slap, i wanted to crase! Lol
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When i heard the sound of the slap, i decided to suspend the WORD WAR till mother notice, sorry, i meant to say further notice (no vex).

I focused my attention on the drama that was about to play out right in my front ( two fighting ole one naira) lol.
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The slap was accompanied by 'why you remove my charger from the extension wey i plug am, you dey crase?' the slapper, a slim girl asked the slapee, a chubby girl who girl held her cheeks in shock cos she didn't experrerit.
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I focused my attention on the WWE match that was about to commence right in my front ( i dey like all these kine things o) lol.
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'aahh! Na me you slap so?," the chubby girl (slapee) asked.
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But some people funny o, imagine, person receive dat kine hot slap, she dey ask weda na she dem slap like dat. (jamb question)
' no o, na me dem slap like dat, yeye pikin!' i replied her question in my mind.
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The chubby girl charged at her opponent(slapper).
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'omo see smackdown! make nobody seperate them o! Anybody wey go seperate dem, me and that person go get problem o! I shouted excitedly
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' meekest, na Edge smack down be dat o! Dis fatty na dead!' i continued.
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The force the chubby used in rushing her opponent was so much that
na air i take see the slim girl o, i con think say the world wan end o! How person wey no get feather go just dey air like dat? For what?
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To be continued

[quote author=WHIZKIDEFE post=63572824]I dedicate this update to favch, my lost but found erm..erm (coughs)

Lol,,
Dancing one corner for having this wonderful n funny dedicated to me,
Feeling most fly, infact am going to give u my Xmas meat although na d chicken leg n head, its from my hrt pls accept it

.pls continue let me know who wins d fight
World war indeed


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Happy Xmas n a prosperous new year in advance

[quote author=WHIZKIDEFE post=63549609] Thank you bros..
Meneski dey loss o, i don go make report for police station, dem don declare am missing! Incase you see am, abeg holl@ me. Lol.
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Ikdbabie, hwfa, i don dey look for you with style o. Where you at? I don arrived. I be go find where i go fr go chop chicken tomorrow unfortunately i no see. U go kill chicken make i come ur side? Abi that cow meat still dey ground?

Tuhndhay:
Paapi I gbadun your yarning.... Koret man you be Okoro Meneski, How far?

Abulor! Me now,i dey fine first oh.

WHIZKIDEFE:
Thank you bros..
Meneski dey loss o, i don go make report for police station, dem don declare am missing! Incase you see am, abeg holl@ me. Lol.
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Ikdbabie, hwfa, i don dey look for you with style o. Where you at?

Abulor! My guy no mind me joor! I just busy de write oh and hustling wan murder man pikin but my head strong sha. How e dey be na? I don miss una wella.

[quote author=favch post=63578422][/quote] Dancing one corner, bahd gal. Lol.
Promise and fail, chicken i no see.
Is dat how you use to do?

[quote author=Ikdbabie post=63578466][/quote]
The cow stil dey before o, but you as you no con show up, i use your share give another person make e for no spoil.

meneski:
Abulor! My guy no mind me joor! I just busy de write oh and hustling wan murder man pikin but my head strong sha. How e dey be na? I don miss una wella.

Don Meneski! Everywhr good abi?
Pass me your control, make i fit dey holl@ you. Cos d way u take disappear before so, i bin dey think say SARs don gbe you o. Lol

This post is dedicated to Don meneski, wehdone sir!
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Continuation.
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The fight continued and the chubby gal mended the slim gal mercylessly.
The fatty sat on top of the slim girl while giving her slaps back-to-back. The slim girl was just under her shouting, 'if i get up ehn, you own don finish, i go murder you'
(see person wen dem dey beat o).
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I was just there counting each slaps with more zeros, if the slap hot well well na plus 2, at this point, the fatty dey lead the slim gal with like 15- 1.
The slim girl was just trying to hold the hair of her opponent but anytime her hand touches the fat girls's hair, the fat girl will give a sound slap!
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At a time the slim girl con weak, i con dey pity her. As a good citizen of Nigeria, after enjoying the WWE match and concluding the winner, i was about seperate them o, but the way the slim girl continue dey sharp mouth con vex me, i decided to leave her to be properly beaten till she can't talk again (nor be wickedness o)
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'Will you keep kwayet? person dey finish your destiny with slaps, you stil dey there dey rake, i pity your career o' i told the slim girl while i was preventing people from seperating them.
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'you know who i be? I go deal with you! I go show you pepper! Make i stand up first!' the slim girl continued ranting while receiving showers of slaps from her opponent.
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They were finally seperated, while some people blamed the slim gal for slapping the fat girl in the 1st place, others blamed the fat girl for taking the slap too personal,
as for me, i hailed the fat girl for panel-beating the slim girl, next time she no go rush slap again. I encouraged the fat gal to continue learning more smackdown moves (if you see the kine eye wey the slim gal take look me ehn) lol.
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I gave her that 'if you look me like dat ehn, i go wear you slap' look (wetin dey bring dat one na?) lol
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They were stil trying to settle them, both girls were playing the blame game, when 3 boys rushed into the scene.
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"Janet, who do you dis tin?" one of the boys asked while pointing at the slim girl's face.
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" na that fat fool wey stand for there so, na she do me like dis o, go deal with am!" the slim gal replied the boy (he boyfriend i guess)
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' Blacky, dis film go tuff o,' i told meekest while anticipating what would happen next.
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One of the boys that came with the slim gal's boyfriend went and slap the fat girl (na wetin there i take para o!)
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Wetin go make d guy slap the fat gal na? Na him 1st get babe? Which kind nonsense be that one?
Wetin concern guyman for 2 babes wey fight?
Wetin dey worry some guys sef? Na so some guys take dey die for free o.
Why guy man go just go fight cos of girlfriend?
If na your wife/mum/sister, dat one na normal thing, i go understand.
Why fight cos of ordinary girlfriend, wen be say ona fit break-up anytime, is your brain paining you?
Ok, if to say na another guy dey intimidate d babe, i for stil understand, but dis one na babe to babe matter.. (ahh, dis one weak me!)
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I know somebody wen don die cos of babe matter, him babe go misyarn, one guy con slap her. She con carry phone, call her boyfriend say one person slap her, na so her commando boyfriend con go there go fight for love like Jacki Chan.
Wen guyman reach there, him babe point the guy wey slap her, na so the boyfriend wey be superman, just go the table wey the guy wey slap her babe dey, he nor even ask wetin happen before he blow him face.
Wetin end am be say dem axe superman boyfriend head, he con die before dem rush am reach hospital.
Dat guy dey Rest In Pieces(RIP) now, while the babe wen make am die for free don dey date anoda guy.
Among dem 2, Who be fool?
If you be my guy, i con hear say you go fight cos of babe, i go dis-guy you o or i go arrange guys, we go carry you go One Corner go flog.. You go get Sense!
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Back to the matter,
Omo, na so all the for there boys take vex o. I just i start to run from corner-to-corner dey find plank. We gats drill dem boys wey com misbehave na.
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I took it personal cos
I don't want another brother to get himself killed cos of a woman like the guy in the story above, so we need teach dis guy some lesson in the hard way (drilling!)
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' lover boy, your own don finish today o. Is you dat sabi love pass abi?' i asked the boy with a 2-by-2 plank in my hand while i rushed back to the scene.
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To be continued
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Today is #BoxingDay, and i have punched some faces today,
Na army barrack be my next target, i wan go punch some milatary men face small.
Its #BoxingDay abi?
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Don't forget to box as many faces as you can o, cos this oppportunity only comes once in a year!
#DemGoHearWord! Lol

Abeg, I no fit laugh oooo. Nice work brother keep it up

WHIZKIDEFE:
Dancing one corner, bahd gal. Lol.
Promise and fail, chicken i no see.
Is dat how you use to do?

Me that is a good girl ni, if there is a contest for d world most good am gonna win it lol
That aside, u did not tell me d venue so i can bring the chicken but anyway NEW YEARis just less than a week
Send me ur address n attach my T.p lolzzzzzzzz

favch:


Me that is a good girl ni, if there is a contest for d world most good am gonna win it lol
That aside, u did not tell me d venue so i can bring the chicken but anyway NEW YEARis just less than a week
Send me ur address n attach my T.p lolzzzzzzzz

Jesu! Bad people always paint themselves to be good,
na me you wan deceive? (e no go work!)
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I will send you my address via Mail, and i'll attach your T.p in a PDF file inside the mail.. Lol

WHIZKIDEFE:
Jesu! Bad people always paint themselves to be good,
na me you wan deceive? (e no go work!)
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I will send you my address via Mail, and i'll attach your T.p in a PDF file inside the mail.. Lol

Lol, ask my mama, she will tell u am good
It does not work that way na, i will send u my acc no

favch:


Lol, ask my mama, she will tell u am good
It does not work that way na, i will send u my acc no

Ok, it doesn't work that way either.
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Here is how it works, when you get here, i'll give you your T.p (to and fro) Cash!
Lol

WHIZKIDEFE:
Ok, it doesn't work that way either.
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Here is how it works, when you get here, i'll give you your T.p (to and fro) Cash!
Lol

Okay expect mi
Waiting for d address

Dis ur update too der short

favch:


Okay expect mi
Waiting for d address

Look at you, mother SCAM! Lol

collinometricx:
Dis ur update too der short

Bros no make me vex o.
When you balance dey destroy d turkey lap yesterday, you call me?
Lol

meneski:
Abulor! Me now,i dey fine first oh.

Koret pelzin

Favch.... How only you go dey dance one-corner, Oya come make we dance am again for WHIZKIDEFE

WHIZKIDEFE:
Look at you, mother SCAM! Lol

Jesus
R u talking to me or the person at the front of my back

Tuhndhay:
Favch.... How only you go dey dance one-corner, Oya come make we dance am again for WHIZKIDEFE

No me won't dance one corner for WHIZKIDEFE
HE hurt me

favch:
No me won't dance one corner for WHIZKIDEFE HE hurt me

He did Where Hope it's not that vessel that pumps blood he hurt

Tuhndhay:


He did Where Hope it's not that vessel that pumps blood he hurt

No nah, its not that one

favch:


Jesus
R u talking to me or the person at the front of my back

No, am talking to the person at the corner of your side..
You said i hurt you? As as how?
Me that can't even hurt a fly.
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Why you dey lie like dis?

WHIZKIDEFE :
Bros no make me vex o.
When you balance dey destroy d turkey lap yesterday, you call me?
Lol

Dat one...
Hahahaha.
Nor think am..
I nor kill anytin yesterday ni...

I see you bro! I dey by your side. Keep it up,remember say you na boss oh! Abeg remember buy small SMILE come for me. I need am bad bad.

WHIZKIDEFE:
No, am talking to the person at the corner of your side..
You said i hurt you? As as how?
Me that can't even hurt a fly.
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Why you dey lie like dis?

Am not lying, you can't hurt a fly ni
Don't let me call bouncers for you oo

favch:

Am not lying, you can't hurt a fly ni
Don't let me call bouncers for you oo

I dey beat bouncers, ask Falz.. Lol
reply your mails joor, before i box dat ur small nose!

WHIZKIDEFE:
I specially invited you here to read my story. You are highly welcome. Please queue up, so ikdbabie can give you your coke and popcorn.
Please read and share your thoughts (critics and corrections).
Thanks in advance
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its a good story u got there,but i have to read carefully to understand each episodes since your pidgin is so advanced...though u got me laughing my teeths out....tanks for the invite... lemme kwantinue so i can meet up..i hear dere is free popcorn....

author=WHIZKIDEFE post=63629102] No, am talking to the person at the corner of your side..
You said i hurt you? As as how?
Me that can't even hurt a fly.
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Why you dey lie like dis?[/quote] lol u nd favch will not kill me oh... but this chemistry btw d two of u pass simi nd falz...just observing with my chewing stick...hehe

vickyluvspices:

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Why you dey lie like dis? lol u nd favch will not kill me oh... but this chemistry btw d two of u pass simi nd falz...just observing with my chewing stick...hehe

chemistry ke biology ni
Lol, do you also need spectacles