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New Pastor by r231(m): 10:12am On Apr 03, 2010 |
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man called Terry who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple blocks and turn to your right." Terry thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven." The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on, You don't even know the way to the Post Office" |
Re: New Pastor by Dyt(f): 11:38am On Apr 03, 2010 |
Nice one nice one nice one nice one nice one |
Re: New Pastor by shadrach77: 1:05pm On Apr 03, 2010 |
hehehehe! very funny! |
Re: New Pastor by creampy(f): 2:00pm On Apr 03, 2010 |
nice 1 |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 6:00pm On Apr 03, 2010 |
Poster u try |
Re: New Pastor by tayoast(m): 1:27am On Apr 04, 2010 |
9ce Joke |
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 7:12pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
studio43: Like you can do any better |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 7:26pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
My threads are there to speak for me |
Re: New Pastor by tayoast(m): 7:46pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
where r they |
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 7:47pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
studio43: |
Re: New Pastor by Nobody: 8:12pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
Smart kid. |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 8:22pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
Yeah i know im smart. Dont need to be told |
Re: New Pastor by Nobody: 8:57pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
^ You ke? For you mind, abi? |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 9:12pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
I'm smart na, Lol what do u mean gan sef |
Re: New Pastor by Nobody: 9:38pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
^ I was just kidding. Of course, you are. Not. |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 9:43pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
Lol, See yo mouth like 'Not" mtchew |
Re: New Pastor by rare004: 1:32am On Apr 05, 2010 |
hi |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 1:35am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Hi are u the new pastor? How may i help u? |
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 1:47am On Apr 05, 2010 |
studio43: |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 1:51am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Yeye thing wey no dey sleep for night |
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 1:52am On Apr 05, 2010 |
See who is talking. BTW, its still early for me to sleep. |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:01am On Apr 05, 2010 |
But i'm your guardian angel, I tired of guardian u. I want to go and sleep |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:04am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Ooops! My bad. Pretend as if u dint see that lol |
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 2:24am On Apr 05, 2010 |
studio43: I won't pretend like I didnt see it!!! In fact, Im quoting it so if you modify, there's proof! As for you being my guardian angel, o ti shi But you may dream |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:30am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Nobody is perfect thats what i believe. Quote whatever u want I DONT CARE |
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 2:31am On Apr 05, 2010 |
^^ First time you'll accept what I say about you, thats very good. Shows that you are growing up Good night |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:33am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Bla bla bla |
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 2:37am On Apr 05, 2010 |
You know its the truth |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:39am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Not true liar |
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 2:40am On Apr 05, 2010 |
^^ Why do you enjoy arguing? Well, I have no time to do that, so you might as well say/ do whatever pleases you. |
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:45am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Ehen, Before nko? Abi na u carry me come lagos? |
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 2:46am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Nope, not disputing, I no bring you come Lagos. You get your own leg, wey u take waka go dia now, abi? |
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