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New Pastor by r231(m): 10:12am On Apr 03, 2010
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.

As he waited, he was approached by a man called Terry who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple blocks and turn to your right."

Terry thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on, You don't even know the way to the Post Office"
Re: New Pastor by Dyt(f): 11:38am On Apr 03, 2010
Nice one nice one nice one nice one nice one
Re: New Pastor by shadrach77: 1:05pm On Apr 03, 2010
grin hehehehe! very funny!
Re: New Pastor by creampy(f): 2:00pm On Apr 03, 2010
nice 1
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 6:00pm On Apr 03, 2010
Poster u try
Re: New Pastor by tayoast(m): 1:27am On Apr 04, 2010
9ce Joke wink
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 7:12pm On Apr 04, 2010
studio43:

Poster u try

Like you can do any better
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 7:26pm On Apr 04, 2010
My threads are there to speak for me
Re: New Pastor by tayoast(m): 7:46pm On Apr 04, 2010
where r they  undecided undecided
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 7:47pm On Apr 04, 2010
studio43:

My threads are there to speak for me

Re: New Pastor by Nobody: 8:12pm On Apr 04, 2010
Smart kid.
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 8:22pm On Apr 04, 2010
Yeah i know im smart. Dont need to be told
Re: New Pastor by Nobody: 8:57pm On Apr 04, 2010
^ You ke? For you mind, abi?  tongue
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 9:12pm On Apr 04, 2010
I'm smart na, Lol what do u mean gan sef
Re: New Pastor by Nobody: 9:38pm On Apr 04, 2010
^ I was just kidding. Of course, you are. 





Not.  grin
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 9:43pm On Apr 04, 2010
Lol, See yo mouth like 'Not"

mtchew
Re: New Pastor by rare004: 1:32am On Apr 05, 2010
hi
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 1:35am On Apr 05, 2010
Hi
are u the new pastor?
How may i help u?
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 1:47am On Apr 05, 2010
studio43:

Hi
are u the new pastor?
How may i help u?

Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 1:51am On Apr 05, 2010
Yeye thing wey no dey sleep for night
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 1:52am On Apr 05, 2010
See who is talking. BTW, its still early for me to sleep.
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:01am On Apr 05, 2010
But i'm your guardian angel, I tired of guardian u. I want to go and sleep
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:04am On Apr 05, 2010
Ooops!
My bad.
Pretend as if u dint see that lol
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 2:24am On Apr 05, 2010
studio43:

But i'm your guardian angel,  I tired of guardian u. I want to go and sleep

I won't pretend like I didnt see it!!!  grin grin grin grin grin
In fact, Im quoting it so if you modify, there's proof!  grin grin grin

As for you being my guardian angel, o ti shi  undecided undecided undecided
But you may dream  cheesy cheesy
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:30am On Apr 05, 2010
Nobody is perfect thats what i believe.
Quote whatever u want I DONT CARE
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 2:31am On Apr 05, 2010
^^  grin grin grin
First time you'll accept what I say about you, thats very good. Shows that you are growing up  cheesy cheesy
Good night  smiley smiley
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:33am On Apr 05, 2010
Bla bla bla
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 2:37am On Apr 05, 2010
You know its the truth wink wink
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:39am On Apr 05, 2010
Not true
liar
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 2:40am On Apr 05, 2010
^^ Why do you enjoy arguing? Well, I have no time to do that, so you might as well say/ do whatever pleases you. cheesy
Re: New Pastor by studio43(m): 2:45am On Apr 05, 2010
Ehen, Before nko?
Abi na u carry me come lagos?
Re: New Pastor by tanimz(f): 2:46am On Apr 05, 2010
Nope, not disputing, I no bring you come Lagos. You get your own leg, wey u take waka go dia now, abi?

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