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Your Jokes President! by bingbagbo(m): 8:07am On Nov 11, 2011
A teacher asked his class to come out with the number of cars their dads got:

ikechukwu:sah, my papa no car, 1 bicycle!

ibrahim:sah 4 cars

bandulu:sah please one.

okwu:sah one and half cars!

*the whole class laffing*

Teacher:whaaat?

okwu:sah, its a pick up!
Re: Your Jokes President! by Ajibel(m): 8:10am On Nov 11, 2011
A disappointment of a joke
Re: Your Jokes President! by bingbagbo(m): 8:39am On Nov 11, 2011
Ajibel:

A disappointment of a joke
u noe, i cant insult you, but i wont do that because of my new position in church (prayer warrior)













olodo! angry angry
Re: Your Jokes President! by Ajibel(m): 8:46am On Nov 11, 2011
Why would u even insalt me? Did i wrong you? I only said the fakt that the joke is a disappointment. I know ur gal Agy-bel babe(agybabe) would come to defend
Re: Your Jokes President! by Homar(m): 9:05am On Nov 11, 2011
Goodmorning Badbelle i taught agybabe was your biscuit.
Re: Your Jokes President! by Ajibel(m): 9:12pm On Nov 11, 2011
^ homaru, stop intruding into my privacy life
Re: Your Jokes President! by Agybabe(f): 6:26am On Nov 12, 2011
@Ajibel of course you know, an ideal lady must defend her man anytime and anywhere. You had better don't tempt the deacon to sin. Mtsheeeew
@homar what is really your problem, biscuit or ajibel or what? *smh*
Re: Your Jokes President! by Ajibel(m): 6:29am On Nov 12, 2011
No vex Agy!


Jealousy killz
Re: Your Jokes President! by bingbagbo(m): 7:09am On Nov 12, 2011
Agybabe:

@Ajibel of course you know, an ideal lady must defend her man anytime and anywhere. You had better don't tempt the deacon to sin. Mtsheeeew
@homar what is really your problem, biscuit or ajibel or what? *smh*

thankx so much luv. . .i missed you! kiss kiss
Re: Your Jokes President! by Ajibel(m): 7:42am On Nov 12, 2011
C oloshi wey dey in love
Re: Your Jokes President! by bingbagbo(m): 10:39am On Nov 12, 2011
^^^
you know, i wont insult you because of my my wife Agybabe and my new position in church(CARETAKER) angry angry














OBASANJO!!! angry angry
Re: Your Jokes President! by Ajibel(m): 10:45am On Nov 12, 2011
Abeg no inşalt okay?
Re: Your Jokes President! by bingbagbo(m): 12:16pm On Nov 12, 2011
Ajibel:

Abeg no inşalt okay?

slaps him angry angry
Re: Your Jokes President! by Ajibel(m): 12:18pm On Nov 12, 2011
*Turning my other cheek*
Re: Your Jokes President! by Homar(m): 1:47pm On Nov 12, 2011
@ajibabe you want to know what my problem is of recent.That dust-bin called bin gbagbo.Warn him.@crazybelle or badbelle whatever you are called i taught this cabin biscuit was yours i did not know its your leftovers
Re: Your Jokes President! by Ajibel(m): 4:17pm On Nov 12, 2011
Cee d way homar spelt thought-''taught''. . .which schl u attend sef? Smbh. .
Re: Your Jokes President! by Agybabe(f): 7:37pm On Nov 12, 2011
@hammer na today i believe say your brain na basket wey dey make everything wey them call sense leak. Yeye boi.
Re: Your Jokes President! by Homar(m): 8:55pm On Nov 12, 2011
Ajibabe now i know you have an iq of 0 . When am dealing with badbelle keep off. As 4 badbelle you know you are mad , a complete nuisance . Me and you who writes the better english for this nairaland.Bagar wey no get handwork.Tasteless biscuit take time oo
Re: Your Jokes President! by Ajibel(m): 1:34am On Nov 13, 2011
Kwantinue to dey jealous me homar, my level in queens english is highly inflaggaburating over yours.
Re: Your Jokes President! by Homar(m): 7:18am On Nov 13, 2011
Dont bite your tongue trying to pronounce that
Re: Your Jokes President! by bingbagbo(m): 8:25am On Nov 13, 2011
all these bloodklaat bush pigs, derailing my bomboklaat thread!
Re: Your Jokes President! by Agybabe(f): 9:53am On Nov 13, 2011
I am sorry on our behalf please.
Re: Your Jokes President! by bingbagbo(m): 9:59am On Nov 13, 2011
i hear you luv!

i missed u.
Re: Your Jokes President! by Homar(m): 10:00am On Nov 13, 2011
Hey dust bin Thank your stars am in the church right now
Re: Your Jokes President! by bingbagbo(m): 10:15am On Nov 13, 2011
which church accept u hell bound pharisee?

B.P!
Re: Your Jokes President! by Funkymallam(m): 10:39am On Nov 13, 2011
And they r still fighting
Re: Your Jokes President! by Agybabe(f): 10:57am On Nov 13, 2011
miss you too my gbagbo
Re: Your Jokes President! by bingbagbo(m): 1:35pm On Nov 13, 2011
Agybabe:

miss you too my gbagbo

*kisses her* kiss kiss kiss
Re: Your Jokes President! by Homar(m): 5:22pm On Nov 13, 2011
Am out of the church waste bin so i will leave you for a while.
Re: Your Jokes President! by StudioCFR(m): 5:28pm On Nov 13, 2011
Exits Thread cool
Re: Your Jokes President! by Ajibel(m): 10:05pm On Nov 13, 2011
Enters thread
Re: Your Jokes President! by Agybabe(f): 7:32am On Nov 14, 2011
Just look at them! Very jealous.

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