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How A Mama Put Seller Scammed Me This Evening by ponti93(m): 9:57pm On Jan 03
So as i was going home this evening, i was so tired and all i wanted to do was reach home, fling myself on my bed and sleep off, but there was one problem, i was hungry... And the strength to cook has escaped me... So i bought a take away plate of jollof rice from a mama put along the road on the way to my house.

As i entered my house, i settled down to savor the meal b4 sleeping. As i was eating my food jejely... My spoon struck something hard... An extra meat i thought to myself... Today most be a special day for this woman to give me an extra meat, i said in my mind... Carrying up the supposed meat... It was a bone, hidden underneath the rice... Was it a mistake i asked myself or Was it what she used to do juju to trap me as a continuous costumer... Many images n' tales rushed through my mind... Oh may be its my nigerian side talking...

As i was complaining with my left mind how people can be this wicked at this time in this country... I proceeded eating, then my spoon dug up another bone...the rice in my plate halved... What manner of fuckery i almost shouted... Tears nearly ran down my ears... I was getting angry... I was cursing every tin cursable with my right mind...

Still murmuring my disappointment and anger as i was almost finishing my food. i decided to scope d last tin on my plate which was meat... As i put it in my mouth n' chewed... It was bone... Oh who have i offended... I have not even done any major sinning of this year.. I have not even chyked any girl this year nor have i had any sex. Why me this evening i asked myself...
But when i crushed some part of the bone and its watery content gushed into my mouth... Damn man... It was sweet, so sweet i nearly forgave the woman... Did she cook the bones separately i mused... It tasted better than the food.

Anyways i crushed what i could and spit out the rest... Now i am going to bed... Angry and still hungry... Goodnight guys.

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Re: How A Mama Put Seller Scammed Me This Evening by ifex370(m): 10:16pm On Jan 03
ponti93:
So as i was going home this evening, i was so tired and all i wanted to do was reach home, fling myself on my bed and sleep off, but there was one problem, i was hungry... And the strength to cook has escaped me... So i bought a take away plate of jollof rice from a mama put along the road on the way to my house.

As i entered my house, i settled down to savor the meal b4 sleeping. As i was eating my food jejely... My spoon struck something hard... An extra meat i thought to myself... Today most be a special day for this woman to give me an extra meat, i said in my mind... Carrying up the supposed meat... It was a bone, hidden underneath the rice... Was it a mistake i asked myself or Was it what she used to do juju to trap me as a continuous costumer... Many images n' tales rushed through my mind... Oh may be its my nigerian side talking...

As i was complaining with my left mind how people can be this wicked at this time in this country... I proceeded eating, then my spoon dug up another bone...the rice in my plate halved... What manner of fuckery i almost shouted... Tears nearly ran down my ears... I was getting angry... I was cursing every tin cursable with my right mind...

Still murmuring my disappointment and anger as i was almost finishing my food. i decided to scope d last tin on my plate which was meat... As i put it in my mouth n' chewed... It was bone... Oh who have i offended... I have not even done any major sinning of this year.. I have not even chyked any girl this year nor have i had any sex. Why me this evening i asked myself...
But when i crushed some part of the bone and its watery content gushed into my mouth... Damn man... It was sweet, so sweet i nearly forgave the woman... Did she cook the bones separately i mused... It tasted better than the food.

Anyways i crushed what i could and spit out the rest... Now i am going to bed... Angry and still hungry... Goodnight guys.


Nice write up
Re: How A Mama Put Seller Scammed Me This Evening by Shedrack777(m): 10:20pm On Jan 03
well let me add insult to injury! what you sucked is not just water, rather the water she use in washing her punna
Re: How A Mama Put Seller Scammed Me This Evening by AK6464(m): 10:26pm On Jan 03
At least you now have energy to type. at all at all na winch
Re: How A Mama Put Seller Scammed Me This Evening by BlackDBagba: 10:32pm On Jan 03
I miss 'mama put'... Can someone send it down for me?
Re: How A Mama Put Seller Scammed Me This Evening by Ifeanyi4491(m): 10:45pm On Jan 03
One mama put in my area good old day known as mama obi...
I really miss her meal.
Re: How A Mama Put Seller Scammed Me This Evening by kingxsamz(m): 11:10pm On Jan 03

chai...dem don get this one... baba don suck puna water tok say e sweet
Re: How A Mama Put Seller Scammed Me This Evening by ponti93(m): 7:33pm On Jan 04
Shedrack777:
well let me add insult to injury! what you sucked is not just water, rather the water she use in washing her punna
lwkm

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