...FREE MONEY...
As a child, I had always wondered at the mystery behind the ATM Machine. I had always wondered how a few punches resulted to the machine vomiting money. I couldn't wait to be an adult and do as I saw other grown ups do , just standing in a queue with folded hands or hands in pocket as they wait their turn to collect free money. "Free money" that's what I called it.
I was patience zero and one day decided to give it a try, I decided to awaken the sleeping giant in me, "you can do this" I kept telling myself
The queue was quite long and the sun scorching that faithful day as I joined the queue and patiently awaited my turn for my "free Money".
As my turn got closer I noticed everyone inserting a card and punching some digits before any money dispensed.
Behold it was my turn. "INSERT YOUR CARD" was staring at me from the ATM screen and I had almost lost all balance when I decided to just press some digit as I saw others doing but the merciless Screen insisted "INSERT YOU CARD"
When I woke from the sleep, I realised the beans I ate last night probably didn't digest well